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Old 04-21-2011, 08:29 PM   #1
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Gwyneth Paltrow

Punch her or kiss her?
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Old 04-21-2011, 09:45 PM   #2
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Could I have her do my laundry?
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Old 04-22-2011, 07:28 AM   #3
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On what grounds ?
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Old 04-22-2011, 07:49 AM   #4
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Probably on her own grounds - I doubt Monster wants her laundry shipped to wherever Gwyneth is currently living.
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Old 04-22-2011, 08:49 AM   #5
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I can't say as I have any strong feelings either way with regards Ms Paltrow.
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Old 04-22-2011, 08:51 AM   #6
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I think I saw she a wrote book or something, and I thought "Gwyneth, you're gorgeous, you're a decent actress, you sing you dance you act you write...can you leave NOTHING for any of the rest of us? What's next, will you solve the energy crisis?"

So I'd punch her, just on general principle.

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Old 04-22-2011, 11:01 AM   #7
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Affleck wasn't good enough for her?
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Old 04-22-2011, 11:03 AM   #8
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Affleck isn't good enough for anyone!

Unless it's Casey. Yum.
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Old 04-22-2011, 11:23 AM   #9
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Affleck wasn't good enough for her?
No way! No one would put up with dating J.Lo unless they were also totally high-maintenance themselves. You can just tell, Affleck's a whiner.
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Old 04-22-2011, 11:32 AM   #10
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No way! No one would put up with dating J.Lo unless they were also totally high-maintenance themselves. You can just tell, Affleck's a whiner.
So so true! I hated the whole Bennifer thing and just don't get why J-Ho is so great. I think that's when I really started to dislike both of them.

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Old 04-22-2011, 11:45 AM   #11
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I fucked Matt Damon!
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Old 04-22-2011, 12:35 PM   #12
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Affleck!
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Old 04-22-2011, 12:36 PM   #13
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I fucked Matt Damon!
who hasn't?
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"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 04-22-2011, 12:36 PM   #14
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OK, here's one:

Who would you be least likely to fuck: Ben Affleck or Gilbert Gottfried?
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Old 04-22-2011, 12:37 PM   #15
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OK, here's one:

Who would you be least likely to fuck: Ben Affleck or Gilbert Gottfried?
that's a tough one...can't I just shoot myself in the face instead?
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"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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