Name Your Little Friend (Possibly NSFW) - Page 2

DucksNuts · 10-26-2006, 12:04 AM

Actually, I dont know *why* they have a name for my bits, they just do. Its just a very dysfunctional place to work.

It used to be "minge", but "mingeless" didnt have quite the same ring...so now its "wooza".

"Get your wooza in here pronto"

Aliantha · 10-26-2006, 12:07 AM

How come they only want your wooza?

Clodfobble · 10-26-2006, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

How did that happen? It hardly sounds complimentary.

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Originally Posted by Scopulus Argentarius

Interesting Nickname....why?

Meh... it's just the two moons of Mars. It was part of a larger conversation (similar to this one) where all the girls present were naming their boobs. I thought it was funny just because of the "two orbiting bodies" notion, but then one of the Latin-speaking girls noted that they translated as "fear" and "terror," which was just hysterical at the time. Maybe we were drunk, I don't remember.

DucksNuts · 10-26-2006, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

How come they only want your wooza?

They're sleaze bag men?

Aliantha · 10-26-2006, 12:28 AM

lol...Noooo! Really?

Elspode · 10-26-2006, 04:47 PM

I have to admit that apparently, the phenomenon of naming one's naughty bits is not as widespread as I'd been led (by past experience) to imagine. Either that, or the same type of people who will take pictures of their naughty bits and post them here, or those who gleefully look at those pictures, are too chickenshit to pony up.

I'm hurt, I tell you. Hurt. Now I feel like I told everyone the name of my cock, and no one else will share. Sniff.

lumberjim · 10-26-2006, 05:33 PM

i could lie to you if you'd like:

I call mine Thor, cuz it's shaped like a hammer.

Sheldonrs · 10-26-2006, 05:44 PM

I don't have a name for him but he comes when i call him.

DucksNuts · 10-26-2006, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Either that, or the same type of people who will take pictures of their naughty bits and post them here, or those who gleefully look at those pictures, are too chickenshit to pony up.

Now see, with your funky accent n all, I dont know if I should be offended by that remark

footfootfoot · 10-26-2006, 06:51 PM

not original, and used in jest, but I always thought "Mr.Happy" was pretty funny, that, and "foot3 jr."

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Originally Posted by ducksnuts

I know a guy that calls his "him", it always weirds me out....I always think of the weirdo from Silence of the Lambs.

I imagine him in bed saying "You will take him in your mouth".

"IT takes Him in ITS mouth."

DucksNuts · 10-26-2006, 07:03 PM

You're a nit picky bugger foot3!!

That creeps me out even more, though!!

cjjulie · 10-26-2006, 07:28 PM

My husband uses "Henry" for it's name and Henry likes to tickle my shmickle..

footfootfoot · 10-26-2006, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

You're a nit picky bugger foot3!!

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

That creeps me out even more, though!!

That's the idea.

Undertoad · 10-26-2006, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by cjjulie

My husband uses "Henry" for it's name and Henry likes to tickle my shmickle..

Yank the Hank!!!!

OMG I'm so sorry. I apologize.

morethanpretty · 10-26-2006, 08:53 PM

B/F and I refer to his "it" as a he and all of mine as a she. We used to refer to him (when he was tired) as Mr. Noodle, but I had to stop that when I became a cellarite. For the obvious reason. Sometimes we've played around with naming them, but so far nothing has stuck.

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Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	How come they only want your wooza? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	lol...Noooo! Really? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-26-2006, 04:47 PM	#21
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I have to admit that apparently, the phenomenon of naming one's naughty bits is not as widespread as I'd been led (by past experience) to imagine. Either that, or the same type of people who will take pictures of their naughty bits and post them here, or those who gleefully look at those pictures, are too chickenshit to pony up. I'm hurt, I tell you. Hurt. Now I feel like I told everyone the name of my cock, and no one else will share. Sniff. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-26-2006, 05:33 PM	#22
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i could lie to you if you'd like: I call mine Thor, cuz it's shaped like a hammer. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I don't have a name for him but he comes when i call him. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

10-26-2006, 12:04 AM	#16
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Actually, I dont know why they have a name for my bits, they just do. Its just a very dysfunctional place to work. It used to be "minge", but "mingeless" didnt have quite the same ring...so now its "wooza". "Get your wooza in here pronto"

10-26-2006, 07:03 PM	#26
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	You're a nit picky bugger foot3!! That creeps me out even more, though!!

10-26-2006, 07:28 PM	#27
cjjulie Colonist Extraordinaire Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: CT Posts: 201	My husband uses "Henry" for it's name and Henry likes to tickle my shmickle.. __________________ Fun,Fearless,Female

10-26-2006, 08:53 PM	#30
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	B/F and I refer to his "it" as a he and all of mine as a she. We used to refer to him (when he was tired) as Mr. Noodle, but I had to stop that when I became a cellarite. For the obvious reason. Sometimes we've played around with naming them, but so far nothing has stuck. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

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