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Old 12-19-2012, 08:41 PM   #31
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and if you really want to get technical we need a remote control toilet...
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Old 12-23-2012, 09:46 PM   #32
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Sleeping In the Fire:
Yea it stinks,
worse than a,
Hocky rink.
I only think,
that we're,
On the brink,
OF drowning,
In the sink,
so If you really wink,
you are practeing zinc,
not really your just a stinking,
pest shew shew I'm done NO.
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Old 12-23-2012, 10:13 PM   #33
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Happy holidays, JBKringle.
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Old 01-03-2013, 10:50 PM   #34
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Hi My Name is J.Arclo I am from the planet of professional profits and I was sent thousands of light years for the simple task of telling you, your all fired. Now I must leave you all here jobless and confused but remember peace is possible.
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Old 01-04-2013, 08:45 AM   #35
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I'm FIRED?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



I'll be at the bar!
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Old 01-04-2013, 11:55 AM   #36
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I'm FIRED?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



I'll be at the bar!
Not so fast; back to you're desk. He said your fired, not you're fired.
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Old 01-04-2013, 12:00 PM   #37
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Yeah, some fired person I am. I haven't left my seat except once today!

Maybe I'm fried? Crunchy on the outside...
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Old 01-04-2013, 12:23 PM   #38
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Old 01-04-2013, 12:27 PM   #39
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I can't grow a unibrow. I'm not very hairy.
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Old 01-04-2013, 12:36 PM   #40
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This may get decidedly less funny at 1:00. I've been summoned. I can't imagine, I've been busting butt helping people. Printing out the last of my CYA documentation, just in case.
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Old 01-04-2013, 01:48 PM   #41
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Ha! Amazing. Backstabbers running around with their own stories...to elevate themselves?

I run circles around the 2 or 3 I suspect of such behavior, and they don't have nearly what I have on my plate.

In my naivete...my need to trust those who present themselves to me that they CARE and are worthy of trust...i got stuck in yet another scenario that had nothing to do with me.

I am mute, unheard. BUt I can look at myself in the mirror, knowing I haven't thrown anyone under any bus, that I have the highest of ethics, and that my heart is true. Those who try to make one 'less' so they can feel like 'more'...why am I such prey?

A week's worth of feeling worthy and good and helpful and valuable...gone. Poof. And for no reason than someone else needs to make themselves look or feel better.
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Old 01-04-2013, 01:51 PM   #42
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I woke up at 1 pm... sorry... I don't think confuse was the right word for it... I just don't think my energy Ideas are good for anything but Christmas gifts and for pretend stuff like alien invasions..

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Old 01-04-2013, 02:19 PM   #43
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A week's worth of feeling worthy and good and helpful and valuable...gone. Poof. And for no reason than someone else needs to make themselves look or feel better.
Fuck 'em. You know your worth. They can't take that away from you unless you let them.
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Old 01-04-2013, 02:38 PM   #44
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Thanks glatt. I'm really not meant for the rat race. I don't have the skin for it. After 48 years I'm still surprised that people are like that.

Is anyone interested in starting a commune? Nothing weird or cultish, just a sharing of skills and conversation.
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Old 01-04-2013, 02:40 PM   #45
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And I think you really gatta think about this casue an Idol mind is the devils work shop so what kind of work are we doing?? I don't want the devil in my mind. Out of sight out of mind but can cause harm if not kept in perspective.
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