The WTF NSFW thread - Page 70

ZenGum · 10-22-2007, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

damn you beat me to it.

at least this mean's you'll get the hatemail this time.....

I was amazed that no one else had said it. Maybe this should have warned me.
Do you want me to forward the hatemail?

thealphajerk · 10-22-2007, 11:02 AM

well i sure was thinking it, but now that it's out there it's even funnier

lumberjim · 10-22-2007, 11:29 AM

zen, do the japanese kids ever try to jam their fingers into your butt as a joke?

ZenGum · 10-22-2007, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

zen, do the japanese kids ever try to jam their fingers into your butt as a joke?

Oh, was that a joke? I seeeeeeee...

Seriously, no it hasn't happened to me but I've heard of it a fair bit. I only have a few kids classes per week. Some foreigners are posted in junior-high and high schools and they are the butt of this joke...

lumberjim · 10-22-2007, 11:56 AM

i actually meant to put that question in the wacky japanese stuff thread....but....hey. it is a bit nsfw. I don't know, butt if they'd tried that shit on me, I'd have wrecked 'em.

ZenGum · 10-22-2007, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

i actually meant to put that question in the wacky japanese stuff thread....but....hey. it is a bit nsfw. I don't know, butt if they'd tried that shit on me, I'd have wrecked 'em.

Alas, I'm never allowed to hurt them, even when they really deserve it. Actually, I really like the arrangement, in that if there are any serious discipline issues I call for backup from the Japanese staff, and they handle it. I very rarely need this.
Mind you, there was one time one 12ish year old lad was being a right brat ... I gave him a hand-to-hand high five, then got him to do a (his) forehead-to-(my)-hand high five, then put my hand against the edge of the desk and .... SUCKER!!!! BAHAHAHAHA!!!! Even the Japanese teacher laughed at that.
ME? I didn't touch him I swear!

lumberjim · 10-22-2007, 12:40 PM

i know you got jumped for the whole kid-violence thing before, so maybe you're being extra careful......butt.....wrecked 'em = rectum

just punnin ya.

LabRat · 10-22-2007, 12:43 PM

That's one pose you'll never *ever* see me doing!

Drax · 10-22-2007, 02:12 PM

I think I hate hamburgers now.

monster · 10-22-2007, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by LabRat

That's one pose you'll never *ever* see me doing!

Oh go on, it'd be funny as all get out....

LabRat · 10-22-2007, 03:56 PM

More like it'd be funny, then I'd be told to get out...

thealphajerk · 10-22-2007, 08:49 PM

i know you've probably all seen this one before but i think it's appropriate her anyways

monster · 10-22-2007, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by LabRat

More like it'd be funny, then I'd be told to get out...

dare ya......

LabRat · 10-23-2007, 08:47 AM

I'll take truth, thanks

TheMercenary · 10-24-2007, 09:29 AM

10-22-2007, 11:29 AM	#1038
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	zen, do the japanese kids ever try to jam their fingers into your butt as a joke? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-22-2007, 11:56 AM	#1040
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i actually meant to put that question in the wacky japanese stuff thread....but....hey. it is a bit nsfw. I don't know, butt if they'd tried that shit on me, I'd have wrecked 'em. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-22-2007, 12:40 PM	#1042
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i know you got jumped for the whole kid-violence thing before, so maybe you're being extra careful......butt.....wrecked 'em = rectum just punnin ya. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-22-2007, 12:43 PM	#1043
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10-22-2007, 03:56 PM	#1046
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10-22-2007, 11:02 AM	#1037
thealphajerk Super Intendent Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: mount evelyn, vic, aus. Posts: 240	well i sure was thinking it, but now that it's out there it's even funnier

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10-22-2007, 08:49 PM	#1047
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