What's mildly amusing you today? - Page 62

orthodoc · 10-15-2012, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

My friend's cow orkers (several) didn't know the meaning of the phrase "as the crow flies".

the human race is not going to survive, you know that ... just wait, it'll be all of us oldsters who save the world in the zombie apocalypse ...

at least we'll know where, how, and as the crow flies

glatt · 10-15-2012, 06:56 PM

On a recent hike, there was a sign that said our campsite was 1/4 mile away. I had noticed just a day before that the kids today read that differently than I do, so I did a little experiment and asked everyone going by what the sign said.

All the dads told me the campsite was a quarter mile away.

All the boys told me it was one fourth of a mile away.

I thought that was interesting, and I still do.

ZenGum · 10-15-2012, 07:21 PM

Fools! Two furlongs is two furlongs!

infinite monkey · 10-19-2012, 03:47 PM

(clone post)

Foots! Two footlongs is two footlongs.

infinite monkey · 10-30-2012, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

A student was in T's office and I told E: I think it's really nice of Scatman Crothers to stop in to talk to T for a while. (He sounded like him.)

Blank look. Well, she's young.

Then M (aka self-proclaimed end-all be-all expert on all things pop culture) comes along. He'll get it.

Blank look.

WHAAAAAAA? Hong Kong Phooey? The Shining? Twilight Zone: The Movie? Chico and the freaking MAN?

Sigh. Youngsters.

Scatman is IN DA HOUSE!

Lamplighter · 10-31-2012, 10:42 AM

Yuma Sun
11/1/12

Quote:

Two men attempting to enter the United States illegally were thwarted
when their SUV got stuck on top of the border fence early Tuesday morning
20 miles west of Yuma.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-31-2012, 02:29 PM

Good link.

Lamplighter · 10-31-2012, 02:56 PM

Thanks, XOB.

ZenGum · 11-01-2012, 08:50 PM

You know, I reckon two blokes so car-dependent and lazy as to treat the border fence as a drive-through ... are practically Americans already. let 'em in!

glatt · 11-02-2012, 08:21 AM

Shut up.

Aliantha · 11-03-2012, 04:29 AM

That I was somehow banned from the cellar for the day.

Undertoad · 11-03-2012, 09:03 AM

Yup Ali got caught in the net I set up to catch Chinese spammers. I took the entire net down to let her back in - because we don't need it now due to Akismet, and the special registration question about the tallest mountain in the world.

Trilby · 11-03-2012, 09:51 AM

I had no idea Ali was chinese!

xoxoxoBruce · 11-03-2012, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

....and the special registration question about the tallest mountain in the world.

From sea level or base to tip?

infinite monkey · 11-05-2012, 08:21 AM

Robo-shills®

We've secretly replaced once seemingly normal folks with robotic agents. Let's see if anyone notices.

10-15-2012, 07:21 PM	#918
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Fools! Two furlongs is two furlongs! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-19-2012, 03:47 PM	#919
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	(clone post) Foots! Two footlongs is two footlongs. Attached Images

10-31-2012, 02:29 PM	#922
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Good link. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-01-2012, 08:50 PM	#924
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	You know, I reckon two blokes so car-dependent and lazy as to treat the border fence as a drive-through ... are practically Americans already. let 'em in! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-03-2012, 04:29 AM	#926
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	That I was somehow banned from the cellar for the day. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-15-2012, 06:56 PM	#917
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	On a recent hike, there was a sign that said our campsite was 1/4 mile away. I had noticed just a day before that the kids today read that differently than I do, so I did a little experiment and asked everyone going by what the sign said. All the dads told me the campsite was a quarter mile away. All the boys told me it was one fourth of a mile away. I thought that was interesting, and I still do.

10-31-2012, 02:56 PM	#923
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Thanks, XOB.

11-02-2012, 08:21 AM	#925
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Shut up.

11-03-2012, 09:03 AM	#927
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Yup Ali got caught in the net I set up to catch Chinese spammers. I took the entire net down to let her back in - because we don't need it now due to Akismet, and the special registration question about the tallest mountain in the world.

11-03-2012, 09:51 AM	#928
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I had no idea Ali was chinese! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-05-2012, 08:21 AM	#930
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Robo-shills® We've secretly replaced once seemingly normal folks with robotic agents. Let's see if anyone notices.

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