do you name your cars?

lumberjim · 10-14-2007, 10:24 PM

what kind of car, the name? or do you not?

it only counts if you actually refer to it by its name, btw.....some people will 'say' they name their car...but.....they make up a new name every time the topic comes up. don't be that guy.

Flint · 10-14-2007, 10:28 PM

You used to make polls with my name in them...you BASTARD! :::runs away weeping:::

elSicomoro · 10-14-2007, 10:30 PM

I've named my last 4 cars:

'88 Caprice: Lolita
'95 Metro: Putt-putt
'94 Escort: Mónica
'03 Malibu: Malibu Barbie

April's current car ('01 RAV4) is L2: It is the second Laverne (after a stray cat her sister took in earlier this year) and the second Lesbianmobile she has had (after I totaled her 2000 RAV4).

elSicomoro · 10-14-2007, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

You used to make polls with my name in them...you BASTARD! :::runs away weeping:::

Sorry...he loves me now...NOT YOU!

lumberjim · 10-14-2007, 10:31 PM

syc is in chat....youre not

Cloud · 10-15-2007, 12:03 AM

My car's name is the dumb mnemonic I made up to remember the license plate.

wait . . . RAV4s are lesbianmobiles?

monster · 10-15-2007, 12:11 AM

I named one, once, after a joke. I had a red Renault 5 -very popular car, very popular colour, very well known ad campaign "What's your's called?".

Joke: Clitoris. Because it's red, and every cunt's got one.

But Clit was the only car ever to get a name. And I usually used the pet form "cunt" when it played me up.

elSicomoro · 10-15-2007, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud

wait . . . RAV4s are lesbianmobiles?

Ummm...duh!

To be fair, I might be buying a new one in the spring. I like them, and I like the fact that they're not huge, but sit up higher.

ZenGum · 10-15-2007, 09:06 AM

I name all my cars "Start you bastard". It's what I say to them most often.

A friend had a Honda named Fenry.

Undertoad · 10-15-2007, 09:18 AM

I said I didn't, but the ex used to do it and so I was forced to name the old GTI. "Geddy".

I now find that leasing reduces the instinct to lovingly mate with the vehicle, and now consider the thing basic transportation, more of an appliance than my personal ride.

If I'm able to lease a 350Z from James, maybe then I'll have that loving feeling, but with the roads around here all clogged up and the cops closely watching, I kind of feel like speeding around is a luxury I no longer have.

lumberjim · 10-15-2007, 09:25 AM

you don't want to lease a Z. I'll sell you a used one though.

Undertoad · 10-15-2007, 09:38 AM

There ya go. My dream setup I think, would be to have both a Z and a truck. That way one can really get things done. But to buy AND insure both... nahh. We will talk once I refi the house and J moves in. Then I will have some money again.

Rhianne · 10-15-2007, 06:03 PM

I love cars but I've never given any of mine names - and they're always 'it', never 'he' or 'she'.

bluecuracao · 10-15-2007, 10:13 PM

I can't believe I'm the only one to name all my cars. C'mon, fess up people!

DucksNuts · 10-16-2007, 02:55 AM

I cant believe only 2 people think Sycamore likes it in the dupa

View Poll Results: do you name your cars?
yes, all of my cars have had names	6	17.14%
I have named cars, but not all of them	12	34.29%
sycamore likes it in the dupa	5	14.29%
I never name cars	14	40.00%
I named one once, but am ashamed of it now that I'm all grown up.	5	14.29%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 35. You may not vote on this poll

10-14-2007, 10:24 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	do you name your cars? what kind of car, the name? or do you not? it only counts if you actually refer to it by its name, btw.....some people will 'say' they name their car...but.....they make up a new name every time the topic comes up. don't be that guy. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-14-2007, 10:28 PM	#2
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	You used to make polls with my name in them...you BASTARD! :::runs away weeping::: __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

10-14-2007, 10:31 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	syc is in chat....youre not __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-15-2007, 12:03 AM	#6
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	My car's name is the dumb mnemonic I made up to remember the license plate. wait . . . RAV4s are lesbianmobiles? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

10-14-2007, 10:30 PM	#3
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I've named my last 4 cars: '88 Caprice: Lolita '95 Metro: Putt-putt '94 Escort: Mónica '03 Malibu: Malibu Barbie April's current car ('01 RAV4) is L2: It is the second Laverne (after a stray cat her sister took in earlier this year) and the second Lesbianmobile she has had (after I totaled her 2000 RAV4).

10-15-2007, 12:11 AM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I named one, once, after a joke. I had a red Renault 5 -very popular car, very popular colour, very well known ad campaign "What's your's called?". Joke: Clitoris. Because it's red, and every cunt's got one. But Clit was the only car ever to get a name. And I usually used the pet form "cunt" when it played me up. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-15-2007, 09:06 AM	#9
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I name all my cars "Start you bastard". It's what I say to them most often. A friend had a Honda named Fenry.

10-15-2007, 09:18 AM	#10
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I said I didn't, but the ex used to do it and so I was forced to name the old GTI. "Geddy". I now find that leasing reduces the instinct to lovingly mate with the vehicle, and now consider the thing basic transportation, more of an appliance than my personal ride. If I'm able to lease a 350Z from James, maybe then I'll have that loving feeling, but with the roads around here all clogged up and the cops closely watching, I kind of feel like speeding around is a luxury I no longer have.

10-15-2007, 09:25 AM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	you don't want to lease a Z. I'll sell you a used one though. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-15-2007, 09:38 AM	#12
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	There ya go. My dream setup I think, would be to have both a Z and a truck. That way one can really get things done. But to buy AND insure both... nahh. We will talk once I refi the house and J moves in. Then I will have some money again.

10-15-2007, 06:03 PM	#13
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	I love cars but I've never given any of mine names - and they're always 'it', never 'he' or 'she'.

10-15-2007, 10:13 PM	#14
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	I can't believe I'm the only one to name all my cars. C'mon, fess up people!

10-16-2007, 02:55 AM	#15
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I cant believe only 2 people think Sycamore likes it in the dupa

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