funny things kids say - Page 2

juju · 12-15-2003, 10:31 AM

Last night, my daughter informed me: <blockquote>"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"</blockquote>I think she has a way with words.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-15-2003, 09:38 PM

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Originally posted by wolf
I think your daughter may be the first child I've encountered that wants to be hotel housekeeping staff.

Ivana says it pays well.

OneWittyWoman · 12-15-2003, 09:58 PM

I was readying for a business trip when it came time to decide if I was going to elect Ahnuld as my new Gov. So since I was going to be out of town on election day, I stopped by the registrar on that Saturday so I could vote. I had The Kid with me (he's six). I explained what I was doing, and how I would do it (we have punch cards here - nothing fancy for San Diego), and how it was important. He nodded and looked thoughtful. We got into the booth, and he said (very loudly - or at least it seemed that way) "MOM! Who are you gonna poke? You gonna poke the scary guy? MOM! MOM?!? Who are you poking?"

That's m'boy.

Lady Sidhe · 12-16-2003, 06:44 PM

This isn't really a "things kids say" post, because my daughter's too young to talk yet, but she does do some funny things....

I have a tongue ring, and when she was reeeeally little I would stick my tongue out at her... she loved the little shiny ball mommy had on her tongue, and liked to touch it. When she got a little older, she would stick her tongue out at me so I'd stick my tongue out at HER, but when she touched her own tongue, she discovered that she didn't have a ball there....the look of surprise on her face as she stuck her tongue further out and kept poking it looking for HER tongue ring just killed me!

Sidhe

jinx · 12-16-2003, 07:14 PM

kid (digging in drawer): Mom, what's this?
me: That's an ear ring I wore to a wedding.
kid: Can I try it out?
me: Sure, go ahead...

Undertoad · 12-16-2003, 07:18 PM

Classic, jinx! Quick thinking getting the pic!

lumberjim · 12-16-2003, 07:49 PM

understandable as jinx wears a nosering...but aint he cute!?

Elspode · 12-16-2003, 07:55 PM

When my 22 year old was but a wee lad of four or so, a large group of friends were all together helping another of our circle move. Everyone was hefting boxes and whatnot, generally doing the moving thing, and the kids were being give smallish items, like individual dresser drawers, to carry in order to keep them occupied and out from underfoot.

Everyone had decided to take a break, and were lounging in the garage, when my son comes running into the garage, holding your basic 7" plastic vibrator above his head, yelling "Zoom! Spaceship! Zoom!"

Needless to say, the lady of the house was suitably mortified...

lumberjim · 12-16-2003, 08:00 PM

a friend from long ago once told mt this one:

her whole extended family was over for a holiday, and her mom was smoking a cigarette. Becky asks(loud enough for everyone to hear her) "Mom, why aren't you sharing your cigarette tonight?"

Griff · 01-01-2004, 01:48 PM

My 9 year old draws a nice little viking ship. She starts walking it around my Moms kitchen saying "the vikings raid the Islands! The vikings raid Ireland. The vikings raid England. " To which my 7 year old replies, "The vikings raid the refrigerator!"

darclauz · 01-09-2004, 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by Elspode
When my 22 year old was but a wee lad of four or so, a large group of friends were all together helping another of our circle move. Everyone was hefting boxes and whatnot, generally doing the moving thing, and the kids were being give smallish items, like individual dresser drawers, to carry in order to keep them occupied and out from underfoot.

Everyone had decided to take a break, and were lounging in the garage, when my son comes running into the garage, holding your basic 7" plastic vibrator above his head, yelling "Zoom! Spaceship! Zoom!"

Needless to say, the lady of the house was suitably mortified...

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am in hysterics.

darclauz · 01-09-2004, 11:34 AM

my brother's kid had sort of a speech thing going on when he was three. he was sitting at my mom's table, come for a visit, when he said to my mom, "Bitch!"

the whole table got silent. (all of us, figuring he had heard his dad call his mom that...not a bad conclusion to draw.) and then he said, "Hey! Bitch!"

Mom, flabbergasted, said, "Nicolas!" And nic said..."I want a bitch!" -- and pointed at mom's biscuit.

oops.

Michael Roth · 01-09-2004, 01:59 PM

my nieghbour's child asked one day if he could play with my 'tits.' I asked "Pardon me?" 'Tits! Tits!' gesturing wildly at the 'Stitch' action figure from 'Leelo and Stitch'

dar512 · 01-09-2004, 02:19 PM

I very seldom cuss. The few words that I used to use I trained myself out of after the kids were born.

However, one day we had a bunch of relatives over, including kids. We were all in the kitchen. So there I was pouring spaghetti sauce from the pot into a nice bowl for the table. At which point my hand slipped and I poured a big glop of it into my loafer.

Not on. In.

I had no control over the matter. I said F*ck in a rather loud voice. The room got really quiet.

My youngest, who was seven at the time, pipes up, "Daddy, what's 'fawk'?"

"Honey", I said, "it's a word you should never, ever use -- unless you pour spaghetti sauce in your shoe."

Brigliadore · 01-13-2004, 06:15 PM

While this story involves me as a child, its still kinda funny. As a two year old I was fascinated by Trucks but being I was still learning how to talk I couldn't't say the TR sound and instead replaced it with an F sound. My uncle was watching me and him with a large group of his friend decided to go for a drive. My uncle was about 17 at the time and while we are all out for our little drive I look out the window and as loud as can be start yelling "Fuck, fuck, look fuck". This was Utah and they just don't say words like that. Needless to say he refused to watch me again after that.

12-16-2003, 06:44 PM	#19
Lady Sidhe That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.... Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hammond, La. Posts: 978	This isn't really a "things kids say" post, because my daughter's too young to talk yet, but she does do some funny things.... I have a tongue ring, and when she was reeeeally little I would stick my tongue out at her... she loved the little shiny ball mommy had on her tongue, and liked to touch it. When she got a little older, she would stick her tongue out at me so I'd stick my tongue out at HER, but when she touched her own tongue, she discovered that she didn't have a ball there....the look of surprise on her face as she stuck her tongue further out and kept poking it looking for HER tongue ring just killed me! Sidhe __________________ My free will...I never leave home without it. --House Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. -Rita Rudner

12-16-2003, 07:14 PM	#20
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	kid (digging in drawer): Mom, what's this? me: That's an ear ring I wore to a wedding. kid: Can I try it out? me: Sure, go ahead... Attached Images __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

12-16-2003, 07:49 PM	#22
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	understandable as jinx wears a nosering...but aint he cute!? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-16-2003, 07:55 PM	#23
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	When my 22 year old was but a wee lad of four or so, a large group of friends were all together helping another of our circle move. Everyone was hefting boxes and whatnot, generally doing the moving thing, and the kids were being give smallish items, like individual dresser drawers, to carry in order to keep them occupied and out from underfoot. Everyone had decided to take a break, and were lounging in the garage, when my son comes running into the garage, holding your basic 7" plastic vibrator above his head, yelling "Zoom! Spaceship! Zoom!" Needless to say, the lady of the house was suitably mortified... __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-16-2003, 08:00 PM	#24
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	a friend from long ago once told mt this one: her whole extended family was over for a holiday, and her mom was smoking a cigarette. Becky asks(loud enough for everyone to hear her) "Mom, why aren't you sharing your cigarette tonight?" __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-15-2003, 10:31 AM	#16
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	Last night, my daughter informed me: <blockquote>"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"</blockquote>I think she has a way with words.

12-15-2003, 09:58 PM	#18
OneWittyWoman Fellow-Commoner Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 10	I was readying for a business trip when it came time to decide if I was going to elect Ahnuld as my new Gov. So since I was going to be out of town on election day, I stopped by the registrar on that Saturday so I could vote. I had The Kid with me (he's six). I explained what I was doing, and how I would do it (we have punch cards here - nothing fancy for San Diego), and how it was important. He nodded and looked thoughtful. We got into the booth, and he said (very loudly - or at least it seemed that way) "MOM! Who are you gonna poke? You gonna poke the scary guy? MOM! MOM?!? Who are you poking?" That's m'boy.

12-16-2003, 07:18 PM	#21
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Classic, jinx! Quick thinking getting the pic!

01-01-2004, 01:48 PM	#25
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	My 9 year old draws a nice little viking ship. She starts walking it around my Moms kitchen saying "the vikings raid the Islands! The vikings raid Ireland. The vikings raid England. " To which my 7 year old replies, "The vikings raid the refrigerator!" __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-09-2004, 11:34 AM	#27
darclauz Breathing into a paper bag Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 334	my brother's kid had sort of a speech thing going on when he was three. he was sitting at my mom's table, come for a visit, when he said to my mom, "Bitch!" the whole table got silent. (all of us, figuring he had heard his dad call his mom that...not a bad conclusion to draw.) and then he said, "Hey! Bitch!" Mom, flabbergasted, said, "Nicolas!" And nic said..."I want a bitch!" -- and pointed at mom's biscuit. oops. __________________ Taking up smoking to lose weight.

01-09-2004, 01:59 PM	#28
Michael Roth Minister of Lurking Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: calgary Posts: 64	my nieghbour's child asked one day if he could play with my 'tits.' I asked "Pardon me?" 'Tits! Tits!' gesturing wildly at the 'Stitch' action figure from 'Leelo and Stitch' __________________ "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We are all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat. "Or else you wouldn't have come here."

01-09-2004, 02:19 PM	#29
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	I very seldom cuss. The few words that I used to use I trained myself out of after the kids were born. However, one day we had a bunch of relatives over, including kids. We were all in the kitchen. So there I was pouring spaghetti sauce from the pot into a nice bowl for the table. At which point my hand slipped and I poured a big glop of it into my loafer. Not on. In. I had no control over the matter. I said F*ck in a rather loud voice. The room got really quiet. My youngest, who was seven at the time, pipes up, "Daddy, what's 'fawk'?" "Honey", I said, "it's a word you should never, ever use -- unless you pour spaghetti sauce in your shoe."

01-13-2004, 06:15 PM	#30
Brigliadore stays crispy in milk Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: A strange planet called Utah Posts: 270	While this story involves me as a child, its still kinda funny. As a two year old I was fascinated by Trucks but being I was still learning how to talk I couldn't't say the TR sound and instead replaced it with an F sound. My uncle was watching me and him with a large group of his friend decided to go for a drive. My uncle was about 17 at the time and while we are all out for our little drive I look out the window and as loud as can be start yelling "Fuck, fuck, look fuck". This was Utah and they just don't say words like that. Needless to say he refused to watch me again after that. __________________ I cant think of anything to put here so this is all I am going to write.

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