If you had died today.. - Page 3

it · 01-17-2012, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

what crosswalks mean.

...drive faster before you have to wait [20sec that feel like] an hour for the evil old lady whose going to cross the road just so she can make you wait and ruin your day [clearly having no plans of her own]?

kerosene · 01-17-2012, 09:56 AM

A giant snot-man put a snot-pillow over my face and suffocated me.

Sundae · 01-17-2012, 11:14 AM

My head exploded at the apparent inability of 5-7 year olds to pick up after themselves.
Turns out it looks nothing like David Cronenberg thought it did.

The explosion I mean, not the inside of my head.
I'm not sure he's ever really considered the latter.

anonymous · 01-17-2012, 12:10 PM

I couldn't stand my house and my half-assed existence anymore so I torched the place and went down with the ship.

dmg1969 · 01-17-2012, 12:18 PM

I died of an apparent self-induced MSG overdose during my lunch hour. What a way to go!

footfootfoot · 01-17-2012, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Death? DEATH? I heard he was torn apart by radioactive wild dogs and the pieces hurled into a furnace which was blasted into the sun on a nuclear powered rocket!

You and my son should be pen pals.

footfootfoot · 01-17-2012, 12:23 PM

Died in a bizarre gardening accident, at least we don't think it was auto erotic asphyxiation...

classicman · 01-17-2012, 12:46 PM

Classic dealt with the insurance company
More painful than a stinging bee.
Had to go and kill some guy named Fred
then shot myself in the head.

Pete Zicato · 01-17-2012, 01:32 PM

I died like a dog for no good reason.

Sundae · 01-17-2012, 01:40 PM

On the sidewalk?

Pete Zicato · 01-17-2012, 02:30 PM

There was nothing sweet nor fitting in my dying.

01-17-2012, 12:18 PM	#35
dmg1969 I got nothing Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central PA Posts: 486	I died of an apparent self-induced MSG overdose during my lunch hour. What a way to go! __________________ Void where prohibited. Your results may vary. Not intended for resale. Do not remove tag. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

01-17-2012, 12:23 PM	#37
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Died in a bizarre gardening accident, at least we don't think it was auto erotic asphyxiation... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-17-2012, 12:46 PM	#38
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Classic dealt with the insurance company More painful than a stinging bee. Had to go and kill some guy named Fred then shot myself in the head. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-17-2012, 01:32 PM	#39
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	I died like a dog for no good reason. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

01-17-2012, 02:30 PM	#41
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	There was nothing sweet nor fitting in my dying. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

01-17-2012, 09:56 AM	#32
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	A giant snot-man put a snot-pillow over my face and suffocated me.

01-17-2012, 11:14 AM	#33
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	My head exploded at the apparent inability of 5-7 year olds to pick up after themselves. Turns out it looks nothing like David Cronenberg thought it did. The explosion I mean, not the inside of my head. I'm not sure he's ever really considered the latter.

01-17-2012, 12:10 PM	#34
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	I couldn't stand my house and my half-assed existence anymore so I torched the place and went down with the ship.

01-17-2012, 01:40 PM	#40
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	On the sidewalk?

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