7/22/2005: Ugly dog

Undertoad · 07-22-2005, 11:46 AM

Multiple people sent me this ugly dog photo, for which the pup involved won an Ugliest dog contest -- and rightly so. Sam is a hairless Chinese Crested, 14 years old, with cataracts, what looks like a skin condition...

...But Sam doesn't know or care. And that's why he's a Friday image.

Above all, what makes Sam special is that "he's so sweet," Lockhee says. Of her four dogs, Sam is her favorite.

"I've never had a dog this in love with me," she says, "And shortly after I rescued him (I took him in as a rescue), I was diagnosed with cancer. I had to be in radioactive isolation, where you're away from people for almost a week. But they let me take one dog. And I chose Sam. And he just made that time so much fun. He's so crazy. I've just never been this close to a dog before."

jinx · 07-22-2005, 11:51 AM

Yuk! Looks like someone fed it after midnight or something...

Tricoloreyes · 07-22-2005, 12:02 PM

This dog wouldn't have to dress up for Halloween. He even has the crazy eye going for him. Looks like he has had a rough life on the streets, with a hard core drug habit. Then you read what the owner said about him and he reminds me of the wrinkled old lady who made my first apartment by myself enjoyable. She was blind and made the best oatmeal cookies. Like the ugly dog it was best she could not see herself. Everyone just saw her heart. Much like the owner of the dog just sees his heart. Still he is scary looking.

barefoot serpent · 07-22-2005, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

I had to be in radioactive isolation, where you're away from people for almost a week. But they let me take one dog. And I chose Sam.

ummm... I think we now know the reason why you can't be near other people.

Tricoloreyes · 07-22-2005, 12:12 PM

That is just toooo funny!!

glatt · 07-22-2005, 12:16 PM

Yes. That is one ugly dog.

Queen of the Ryche · 07-22-2005, 12:28 PM

I think 'd try to gnaw my own foot off too. If I had a better dental plan.

lookout123 · 07-22-2005, 12:56 PM

so that is what happens if you throw a NYC rat in a microwave.

Elspode · 07-22-2005, 01:01 PM

Anyone else reminded of Jabba the Hut's little pointy-eared pal from "Return of the Jedi"?

Hobbs · 07-22-2005, 01:15 PM

Hate to tell you this, but this is not a picture of a dog. It's a picture of my old Grampa Saully. Got to be. He had that same hair and crazy-ass grin.

wolf · 07-22-2005, 02:03 PM

How sad and geeky is it that I know the creature's name is Salacious Crumb?

lookout123 · 07-22-2005, 02:06 PM

it isn't sad and geeky, at all. in fact, i'm glad you typed it because i've been sitting here using what little selfcontrol i have to keep from displaying my immense nerdness by typing it.

thank you wolf.

John · 07-22-2005, 02:09 PM

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v620/theweaselking/ratzinger.jpg"><img src="http://cellar.org/2005/uglydog.jpg">

Just sayin'.

Queen of the Ryche · 07-22-2005, 02:38 PM

ooh John. With that humor, you are most welcome in the Cellar.

melidasaur · 07-22-2005, 03:00 PM

John... good one, dude.

To me, it looks like the dog was once stuffed by its beloved owner and kept on a shelf for prosperity. Then, the house caught on fire and the stuffed animal was found in the rubble... and the owner decided that it would have to keep the charred remains.

07-22-2005, 11:46 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	7/22/2005: Ugly dog Multiple people sent me this ugly dog photo, for which the pup involved won an Ugliest dog contest -- and rightly so. Sam is a hairless Chinese Crested, 14 years old, with cataracts, what looks like a skin condition... ...But Sam doesn't know or care. And that's why he's a Friday image. Above all, what makes Sam special is that "he's so sweet," Lockhee says. Of her four dogs, Sam is her favorite. "I've never had a dog this in love with me," she says, "And shortly after I rescued him (I took him in as a rescue), I was diagnosed with cancer. I had to be in radioactive isolation, where you're away from people for almost a week. But they let me take one dog. And I chose Sam. And he just made that time so much fun. He's so crazy. I've just never been this close to a dog before."

07-22-2005, 11:51 AM	#2
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Yuk! Looks like someone fed it after midnight or something... __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

07-22-2005, 12:02 PM	#3
Tricoloreyes Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5	Don't judge a dog by his crazy eye. This dog wouldn't have to dress up for Halloween. He even has the crazy eye going for him. Looks like he has had a rough life on the streets, with a hard core drug habit. Then you read what the owner said about him and he reminds me of the wrinkled old lady who made my first apartment by myself enjoyable. She was blind and made the best oatmeal cookies. Like the ugly dog it was best she could not see herself. Everyone just saw her heart. Much like the owner of the dog just sees his heart. Still he is scary looking.

07-22-2005, 12:28 PM	#7
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	I think 'd try to gnaw my own foot off too. If I had a better dental plan. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

07-22-2005, 12:56 PM	#8
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	so that is what happens if you throw a NYC rat in a microwave. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

07-22-2005, 12:12 PM	#5
Tricoloreyes Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5	That is just toooo funny!!

07-22-2005, 12:16 PM	#6
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Yes. That is one ugly dog.

07-22-2005, 01:01 PM	#9
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Anyone else reminded of Jabba the Hut's little pointy-eared pal from "Return of the Jedi"? Attached Images __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-22-2005, 01:15 PM	#10
Hobbs Professor for the school of ass-clownery Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Surprise! Posts: 404	Hate to tell you this, but this is not a picture of a dog. It's a picture of my old Grampa Saully. Got to be. He had that same hair and crazy-ass grin. __________________ That's it! Send in the chimps! Last edited by Hobbs; 07-22-2005 at 01:28 PM.

07-22-2005, 02:03 PM	#11
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	How sad and geeky is it that I know the creature's name is Salacious Crumb? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-22-2005, 02:06 PM	#12
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	it isn't sad and geeky, at all. in fact, i'm glad you typed it because i've been sitting here using what little selfcontrol i have to keep from displaying my immense nerdness by typing it. thank you wolf. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

07-22-2005, 02:09 PM	#13
John Operations Operative Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 562	<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v620/theweaselking/ratzinger.jpg"><img src="http://cellar.org/2005/uglydog.jpg"> Just sayin'.

07-22-2005, 02:38 PM	#14
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	ooh John. With that humor, you are most welcome in the Cellar. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

07-22-2005, 03:00 PM	#15
melidasaur Traded your soul for pogs. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Champaign, IL Posts: 646	John... good one, dude. To me, it looks like the dog was once stuffed by its beloved owner and kept on a shelf for prosperity. Then, the house caught on fire and the stuffed animal was found in the rubble... and the owner decided that it would have to keep the charred remains. __________________ I love England, what can I say?

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