the Astrology game - Page 2

Beestie · 07-06-2004, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

I have to disagree... I've never found any entertainment value at all in astrology

So you've never poked fun at Miss Cleo?? I used to rail on that woman whenever she would advertise with that fake rasta accent and all. And I laughed twice as hard when she got busted.

[rasta]"You knowwwwww he's cheatin' on you girl"[/rasta]

Slartibartfast · 07-06-2004, 12:22 PM

Those of you that don't watch the American Spanish television stations are missing out on the world's most entertaining astrologer. His name is Walter Mercado. He dresses in all sorts of elaborate robes/dresses, and has a very 'middle aged woman' look. Despite (or because of) this, he has managed to stay on television for years now, and he has a big following.

(yes, that's a man)

That's entertainment!

SteveDallas · 07-06-2004, 01:05 PM

Acutally I've kinda just ignored Miss Cleo... but I thought she was a psychic, not an astrologer. Ah well!

07-06-2004, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

I am not a Virgo.

Me 'neither. Although Cat is getting EXTREMELY warm with that guess. OK, I'm gonna say that you, Syc, are a Sagittarius and that Cat roars like a Leo.

The following is for Steve D. (I guess Aquarius) and I always take astology very seriously:

"I Feel Lucky"

Well, I woke up this morning,
stumbled out of my rack.
I opened up the paper
to the page at the back.
It only took a minute
for my finger to find
my daily dose of destiny
right under my sign.
My eyes just about popped
out of my head.
It said, "The stars stacked are against you, girl,
better get back in bed!"

But I feel lucky, I feel lucky, yeah!
No professor doom
gonna stand in my way.
Hmm,mmn! I feel lucky today!

Well I strolled down to the corner,
gave my numbers to the clerk.
The pot's eleven million,
so I called in sick to work.
I bought a pack of camel's,
a burrito, and a Barq's;
crossed against the light;
made a beeline for the park.
The sky began to thunder,
wind began to moan.
I heard a voice above me saying
"Girl, you'd better get back home!"

But I feel lucky, I feel lucky!
No tropical depression's
gonna steal my sun away.
Hmm -mmmn, I feel lucky today!

Now eleven million later
I'm sitting at the bar.
I bought the house a double
and the waitress a new car!
Dwight Yokam's in the corner,
trying to catch my eye.
Lyle Lovitt's right beside me
with his hand upon my thigh.

The moral of my story
is simple, but it's true:
The stars might lie
but the numbers never do!

Hey, Dwight! Hey, Lyle!
Boys! You don't have to fight!
Hot damn, I feel lucky tonight!
Think I'll flip a coin,
I am a winner either way!
Hmm-mmn, I feel lucky today!
- Mary Chapin-Carpenter

Sums up my feelings about astrology!

Catwoman · 07-07-2004, 04:38 AM

Hmm. In that case, I think you are a Libra Mari. And no, not Leo, but very close!

And I think Beestie's a Scorpio.

07-07-2004, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Catwoman

Hmm. In that case, I think you are a Libra Mari. And no, not Leo, but very close!

And I think Beestie's a Scorpio.

Bingo, Cat! So what's near Leo? Cancer? Gemini?

ladysycamore · 07-07-2004, 06:01 PM

Wolf: sooo close for the guess for Sycamore.

I'm going to guess that Catwoman is a Scorpio.

Catwoman · 07-08-2004, 04:00 AM

Mari it was one of your guesses, so not Scorpio. (Funny, people always think I'm either Leo or Scorpio!) Lady Syc I reckon you're either Capricorn or Pisces.

Beestie · 07-08-2004, 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catwoman

And I think Beestie's a Scorpio.

Guess again.

Hint: All Signs point to the Cardinal getting a drink of Water.

Catwoman · 07-08-2004, 05:39 AM

Shoots hand up Aquarius Aquarius!!!

Beestie · 07-08-2004, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catwoman

Shoots hand up Aquarius Aquarius!!!

Not yet

All Signs point to the Cardinal getting a drink of Water.

2nd hint: this number is known for its symbolick content. **

**misspelling intentional

Catwoman · 07-08-2004, 07:44 AM

Cancer! (Beestie you are a dirty boy

)

Beestie · 07-08-2004, 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catwoman

Cancer!

Yes! Tell her what she's won, Johnny!

Catwoman · 07-08-2004, 08:01 AM

I'll be the six if you be the nine.... (yes, I'm Cancer too!)

ladysycamore · 07-08-2004, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catwoman

Mari it was one of your guesses, so not Scorpio. (Funny, people always think I'm either Leo or Scorpio!) Lady Syc I reckon you're either Capricorn or Pisces.

Close, with the Capricorn guess (as far as "earth" signs go). I am an early September babe, which makes me a Virgo:

The Elements: Earth
http://www.astrology.com/aboutastrol...nts/earth.html

07-07-2004, 04:38 AM	#20
Catwoman stalking a Tom Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: on the edge of the english channel Posts: 1,000	Hmm. In that case, I think you are a Libra Mari. And no, not Leo, but very close! And I think Beestie's a Scorpio. __________________ I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore.

07-07-2004, 06:01 PM	#22
ladysycamore "I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me." Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: In Sycamore's boxers Posts: 1,341	Wolf: sooo close for the guess for Sycamore. I'm going to guess that Catwoman is a Scorpio. __________________ "Freedom is not given. It is our right at birth. But there are some moments when it must be taken." ~Tagline from the movie "Amistad"~ "The Akan concept of Sankofa: In order to move forward we first have to take a step back. In other words, before we can be prepared for the future, we must comprehend the past." From "We Did It, They Hid It"

07-08-2004, 04:00 AM	#23
Catwoman stalking a Tom Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: on the edge of the english channel Posts: 1,000	Mari it was one of your guesses, so not Scorpio. (Funny, people always think I'm either Leo or Scorpio!) Lady Syc I reckon you're either Capricorn or Pisces. __________________ I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore.

07-08-2004, 05:39 AM	#25
Catwoman stalking a Tom Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: on the edge of the english channel Posts: 1,000	Shoots hand up Aquarius Aquarius!!! __________________ I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore.

07-08-2004, 07:44 AM	#27
Catwoman stalking a Tom Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: on the edge of the english channel Posts: 1,000	Cancer! (Beestie you are a dirty boy ) __________________ I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore.

07-06-2004, 12:22 PM	#17
Slartibartfast \|-0-\| <-0-> \|-0-\| Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 516	Those of you that don't watch the American Spanish television stations are missing out on the world's most entertaining astrologer. His name is Walter Mercado. He dresses in all sorts of elaborate robes/dresses, and has a very 'middle aged woman' look. Despite (or because of) this, he has managed to stay on television for years now, and he has a big following. (yes, that's a man) That's entertainment!

07-06-2004, 01:05 PM	#18
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Acutally I've kinda just ignored Miss Cleo... but I thought she was a psychic, not an astrologer. Ah well!

07-08-2004, 08:01 AM	#29
Catwoman stalking a Tom Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: on the edge of the english channel Posts: 1,000	I'll be the six if you be the nine.... (yes, I'm Cancer too!) __________________ I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore.

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