Video Rentals to Stay Far Far Away From.

Pico and ME · 09-16-2008, 10:21 AM

Resurrection Mary...omg this flick was sad. As I was watching it, I thought it had to be made by a film student. My husband thought that maybe it was a made-for-TV movie, kind of like the ones they did in the 70's.

DONT rent it.

dar512 · 09-16-2008, 11:45 AM

Resurrection Mary is a local legend here in the Chicago burbs. As a matter of fact, the jazz band I'm in had a number of gigs in a restaurant right across the street from the Willowbrook ballroom (see the wiki article) and the subject of RM came up a number of times.

The restaurant was in a building that once was a brothel owned by Al Capone. It too was supposed to be haunted. Not that I ever saw anything.

Flint · 09-16-2008, 11:50 AM

The real question is: do you see any bush?

Oh, sorry, that's the question that determines whether 12 year-old boys rent a movie.

Rexmons · 09-16-2008, 01:11 PM

Not far from where I live in New Jersey we grew up listening to the legend of Annie's Road. Which is a lot like this story.

Datalyss · 09-16-2008, 02:10 PM

I l ove vampire movies, but the worst one I've ever seen is Tale of a Vampire.

Sundae · 09-17-2008, 06:00 AM

I know this is the wrong thread to recommend a film in, but if you know any 12 year olds that want to see bush I can heartily recommend The Blood on Satan's Claw. I have it with a DVD commentary by The League of Gentlemen and I can now quote from the commentary, let alone the film (not that anyone would know I was quoting!)

A 70s classic horror, so of course it involves full frontal female nudity, a rape scene and a hint of lesbianism.

Elspode · 09-17-2008, 06:24 PM

"Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter" is a movie that you should either stay far, far away from, or rush right out and rent tonight. Depends.

One of the greatest bad movies of all time.

HungLikeJesus · 09-17-2008, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I know this is the wrong thread to recommend a film in, but if you know any 12 year olds that want to see bush I can heartily recommend The Blood on Satan's Claw. I have it with a DVD commentary by The League of Gentlemen and I can now quote from the commentary, let alone the film (not that anyone would know I was quoting!)

A 70s classic horror, so of course it involves full frontal female nudity, a rape scene and a hint of lesbianism.

That looks like a good one. Unfortunately, it's not available through Netflix.

Some movies that I would rank in the good/bad category include:
The Worm Eaters
Curse of the Queerwolf
Surf Nazis Must Die

Curse of the Queerwolf, which is in my Netflix queue*, was directed by Mark Pirro, who also invented the Submissive Jesus.

*Why does queue need the extra ue?

be-bop · 09-18-2008, 05:24 PM

This one ranks quite high up in why did I bother complete tosh!!!

BigV · 09-23-2008, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

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*Why does queue need the extra ue?

Que? [/Manuel]

09-16-2008, 10:21 AM	#1
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Video Rentals to Stay Far Far Away From. Resurrection Mary...omg this flick was sad. As I was watching it, I thought it had to be made by a film student. My husband thought that maybe it was a made-for-TV movie, kind of like the ones they did in the 70's. DONT rent it.

09-16-2008, 11:45 AM	#2
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Resurrection Mary is a local legend here in the Chicago burbs. As a matter of fact, the jazz band I'm in had a number of gigs in a restaurant right across the street from the Willowbrook ballroom (see the wiki article) and the subject of RM came up a number of times. The restaurant was in a building that once was a brothel owned by Al Capone. It too was supposed to be haunted. Not that I ever saw anything. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

09-16-2008, 11:50 AM	#3
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	The real question is: do you see any bush? Oh, sorry, that's the question that determines whether 12 year-old boys rent a movie. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

09-16-2008, 01:11 PM	#4
Rexmons - Kavkaz United - Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 613	Not far from where I live in New Jersey we grew up listening to the legend of Annie's Road. Which is a lot like this story. __________________ "Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch divorce me..." Last edited by Rexmons; 09-16-2008 at 02:51 PM.

09-17-2008, 06:24 PM	#7
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	"Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter" is a movie that you should either stay far, far away from, or rush right out and rent tonight. Depends. One of the greatest bad movies of all time. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-16-2008, 02:10 PM	#5
Datalyss Huh? Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Gallman, MS, USA Posts: 384	I l ove vampire movies, but the worst one I've ever seen is Tale of a Vampire.

09-17-2008, 06:00 AM	#6
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I know this is the wrong thread to recommend a film in, but if you know any 12 year olds that want to see bush I can heartily recommend The Blood on Satan's Claw. I have it with a DVD commentary by The League of Gentlemen and I can now quote from the commentary, let alone the film (not that anyone would know I was quoting!) A 70s classic horror, so of course it involves full frontal female nudity, a rape scene and a hint of lesbianism.

09-18-2008, 05:24 PM	#9
be-bop Operations Operative Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: scotland/uk Posts: 664	This one ranks quite high up in why did I bother complete tosh!!! Attached Images

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