Are you a dudley...

Aliantha · 11-05-2006, 09:41 PM

...or a studley?

Come on fellas, 'fess up. Tell us all about your winning ways with the ladies. How exactly would you impress a lady?

lumberjim · 11-05-2006, 11:09 PM

confidence is sexy. if you want to be 'impressive' in the bedroom, you'll fail at it. let go your internal eye. focus on your lover, do what YOU want to do. do not think about what your lover sees or thinks of you. respond to their actions, of course, but ultimately, you are there to please yourself. be honest with yourself about that. if you think you can satisfy a woman with some secret technique that you'll learn or discover one day, you're wrong. it's in your own intensity of desire.

that said, you CAN get better with a partner, of course. practice makes perfect.

SteveDallas · 11-06-2006, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

let go your internal eye. focus on your lover, do what YOU want to do. do not think about what your lover sees or thinks of you.

So what you're saying is . . .

"Be the ball"

?

capnhowdy · 11-06-2006, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

So what you're saying is . . .

"Be the ball"

?

I think what he's saying is...

"Be the balls".

Aliantha · 11-05-2006, 11:47 PM

Wow...so many studleys and so few dudleys. Must be some lucky women attached to the men from the cellar!

BigV · 11-06-2006, 09:38 AM

happy now?

lumberjim · 11-06-2006, 12:08 PM

that's close

Elspode · 11-06-2006, 01:35 PM

I've been told (by women) that it is far more important for a guy to convey an intense desire to have the woman than to actually deliver the goods in some spectacular fashion. I believe that this is true...at first. However, once you've nabbed the babe for keeps, doing a half-assed job, no matter how enthusiastically, is probably going to wear thin.

Aliantha · 11-06-2006, 06:05 PM

Ooooh...the tables have turned. More dudley's than studley's! And quite a number of virgins too!!!

footfootfoot · 11-06-2006, 08:33 PM

Nell, is that you?

lookout123 · 11-11-2006, 10:51 PM

i'm a virgin. i hope to one day find out what this s e x thing is you are always talking about and what makes it so damn important anyway?

xoxoxoBruce · 11-12-2006, 10:44 PM

You mean one hand doesn't know what the other hand's doing?

fargon · 11-14-2006, 04:40 AM

I have more talent in my, lip's, and tongue, than most men have in their whole bodies.

Spexxvet · 11-14-2006, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by fargon

I have more talent in my, lip's, and tongue, than most men have in their whole bodies.

Oh yeah? Well, I have more talent in my whole body than you have in your ....lips....and....tongue! So there! I use my fingers and toes, and my nose, and breath - yeah, even my breath! I have many, many resources at my disposal. Sometimes I don't even use my body - I use battery operated appliances! I HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY TO MAKE SEX BETTER! And then there's the things I do with my wife.......:p

BTW - I'm Spudley.

SeleneRati · 11-14-2006, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

BTW - I'm Spudley.

Ooooo...a potato man.

View Poll Results: dudley or studley
Definitely a dudley	5	27.78%
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11-05-2006, 09:41 PM	#1
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Are you a dudley... ...or a studley? Come on fellas, 'fess up. Tell us all about your winning ways with the ladies. How exactly would you impress a lady? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-05-2006, 11:09 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	confidence is sexy. if you want to be 'impressive' in the bedroom, you'll fail at it. let go your internal eye. focus on your lover, do what YOU want to do. do not think about what your lover sees or thinks of you. respond to their actions, of course, but ultimately, you are there to please yourself. be honest with yourself about that. if you think you can satisfy a woman with some secret technique that you'll learn or discover one day, you're wrong. it's in your own intensity of desire. that said, you CAN get better with a partner, of course. practice makes perfect. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-05-2006, 11:47 PM	#5
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Wow...so many studleys and so few dudleys. Must be some lucky women attached to the men from the cellar! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-06-2006, 09:38 AM	#6
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	happy now? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

11-06-2006, 12:08 PM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	that's close __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-06-2006, 01:35 PM	#8
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I've been told (by women) that it is far more important for a guy to convey an intense desire to have the woman than to actually deliver the goods in some spectacular fashion. I believe that this is true...at first. However, once you've nabbed the babe for keeps, doing a half-assed job, no matter how enthusiastically, is probably going to wear thin. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-06-2006, 06:05 PM	#9
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Ooooh...the tables have turned. More dudley's than studley's! And quite a number of virgins too!!! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-06-2006, 08:33 PM	#10
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Nell, is that you? Attached Images __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-11-2006, 10:51 PM	#11
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	i'm a virgin. i hope to one day find out what this s e x thing is you are always talking about and what makes it so damn important anyway? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

11-12-2006, 10:44 PM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You mean one hand doesn't know what the other hand's doing? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-14-2006, 04:40 AM	#13
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	I have more talent in my, lip's, and tongue, than most men have in their whole bodies. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

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