Wanna hear a dirty joke?

Flint · 11-05-2007, 12:02 PM

A white horse fell in a mud puddle.

Bullitt · 11-05-2007, 01:47 PM

Well since it's a white horse, it's racist against the black puddle by nature. The falling was a willful act designed to embarrass the black mud puddle by making it appear as if the mud puddle was in fact the "aggressor" in the situation.

toranokaze · 11-06-2007, 04:18 PM

I have a joke and it has a dirty part and a clean part.

I saw sue fall the the mudd.

I also watch her take a bath to get the mudd off.

lumberjim · 11-06-2007, 04:24 PM

I like the dirty part a lot. especially the dirty dirty parts of the dirty part.

glatt · 11-06-2007, 04:27 PM

When I was a little kid, we had a hilarious one we used to tell. One day, my older brother told it to my grandfather.

What starts with F and ends in U - C - K?

*Incredulous stare from grandfather.*

FIRETRUCK! Ha ha ha.

*Immediate spanking*

BigV · 11-06-2007, 04:29 PM

Don't clean your ears. Then they're all dirty.

binky · 11-06-2007, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

When I was a little kid, we had a hilarious one we used to tell. One day, my older brother told it to my grandfather.

What starts with F and ends in U - C - K?

*Incredulous stare from grandfather.*

FIRETRUCK! Ha ha ha.

*Immediate spanking*

LOL!!

ZenGum · 11-06-2007, 10:39 PM

What starts with S - H and ends in I - T and is found in chicken coops?

Shellgrit.

: looks innocent :

11-05-2007, 12:02 PM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in a mud puddle. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

11-05-2007, 01:47 PM	#2
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	Well since it's a white horse, it's racist against the black puddle by nature. The falling was a willful act designed to embarrass the black mud puddle by making it appear as if the mud puddle was in fact the "aggressor" in the situation. __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

11-06-2007, 04:18 PM	#3
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	I have a joke and it has a dirty part and a clean part. I saw sue fall the the mudd. I also watch her take a bath to get the mudd off. __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

11-06-2007, 04:24 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I like the dirty part a lot. especially the dirty dirty parts of the dirty part. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-06-2007, 04:29 PM	#6
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Don't clean your ears. Then they're all dirty. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

11-06-2007, 04:27 PM	#5
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	When I was a little kid, we had a hilarious one we used to tell. One day, my older brother told it to my grandfather. What starts with F and ends in U - C - K? Incredulous stare from grandfather. FIRETRUCK! Ha ha ha. Immediate spanking

11-06-2007, 10:39 PM	#8
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	What starts with S - H and ends in I - T and is found in chicken coops? Shellgrit. : looks innocent : __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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