need really really bad advice - Page 3

SteveDallas · 02-14-2004, 11:03 AM

Good one! there are so many possible twists on this.....

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Originally posted by juju
Call up your father-in-law, and say, "DUUDE! I'm fucking your daughter, RIGHT NOW!!!

Hey, did you know she likes to rough it?????

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AHHHhhhhahahahahahahahah!!".

and then hang up.

Anyhoo, Griff, be sure to let us know which ones of these you end up doing.

lumberjim · 02-14-2004, 11:08 AM

i like jujus' 1st one..

dude, shut the fuck up....no seriously.....

i'll be using that for sure.

elSicomoro · 02-14-2004, 12:27 PM

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Originally posted by SteveDallas
I did music history, plus 2 years of grad school... close enough??

Yeah...I think that'll work.

wolf · 02-14-2004, 12:52 PM

Griff, since you're really close anyway ... move across the line into NY state.

That's about the baddest advice I can muster.

warch · 02-14-2004, 04:49 PM

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Go get a bachelors degree in art history.

ouch.

I'll just add, using a dull and improper tool, trim your toenails painfully short and not straight across.

elSicomoro · 02-14-2004, 05:01 PM

No offense is meant towards anyone with a bachelors in art history. It's just one of those degrees that you can't do much with, like English...or psychology.

wolf · 02-14-2004, 05:03 PM

Yes. I wholeheartly recommend a useful degree, like Geography and Planning.

Griff · 02-14-2004, 07:29 PM

Ladies and gentleman, whale penis for everyone! I fear that a few of these were already implemented in some form. Useless History degree, poor pedal hygeine, shaved head + beard, teachers union, tempory NY residency status, mid-coital conversation with father(s)-in-law, temp work,... I hope to soon implement my "dude, shut the fuck up" regimen. I won't buy a buffalo. Imma gonna get a murder of them, a veritible covey, I can taste the succulent wings now. I will not challenge stacey's russkie on any of that remarkable resume'.

juju · 02-14-2004, 09:37 PM

My wife says to go into a bank with a toy gun, and shout, "BANG BANG BANG BANG!!" really loud.

zippyt · 02-14-2004, 10:09 PM

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plthijinx said get a job operating a honey wagon. (septic/port-a-potie cleaner)

That has to be one of the most SuckASS ( ALL puns intended ) job there ever could be !!!!!

Just imagen a bunch of working class guys sitting at a bar "I am an elcetrition . What do you do ?"
Next dude " Oh I'm a brick layer."
Next dude " I'm a carpenter. "
Next dude " I'm a plumer ."
Honey dipper ( dude that drives the honey wagon) ,
"I SUCK SHIT ."

And every body moves away from him there on the group "W" bench .

Troubleshooter · 02-15-2004, 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by zippyt
And every body moves away from him there on the group "W" bench .

*jumping up and down*Kill, kill, kill...

Lady Sidhe · 02-15-2004, 10:30 PM

...and we were both jumping up and down, yelling "Kill, kill, KILL!"....and the sergeant came over, pinned a medal on me, sent me down the hall and said, "you're our boy."

I didn't feel too good about it....

lumberjim · 02-16-2004, 12:41 AM

now, when i saw that sidhe had replied to this thread, i was just as sure as i could have been, that her advice would have been for griff to set up his own forum.

MomentsAre · 02-16-2004, 02:13 AM

Make a ton of water balloons. Next, go to a public restroom and throw them over the stalls when you know someone is in them. Do not, in any circumstance, leave the restroom afterwards.

juju · 02-16-2004, 02:18 AM

Then yell, "Whatchyou think of that, BITCH?? HAAAHHAHAHAH!!!".

Then wait and start the cycle all over again whenever someone else enters.

02-14-2004, 11:08 AM	#32
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i like jujus' 1st one.. dude, shut the fuck up....no seriously..... i'll be using that for sure. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-14-2004, 12:52 PM	#34
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Griff, since you're really close anyway ... move across the line into NY state. That's about the baddest advice I can muster. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-14-2004, 05:03 PM	#37
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Yes. I wholeheartly recommend a useful degree, like Geography and Planning. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-14-2004, 07:29 PM	#38
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Ladies and gentleman, whale penis for everyone! I fear that a few of these were already implemented in some form. Useless History degree, poor pedal hygeine, shaved head + beard, teachers union, tempory NY residency status, mid-coital conversation with father(s)-in-law, temp work,... I hope to soon implement my "dude, shut the fuck up" regimen. I won't buy a buffalo. Imma gonna get a murder of them, a veritible covey, I can taste the succulent wings now. I will not challenge stacey's russkie on any of that remarkable resume'. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

02-15-2004, 10:30 PM	#42
Lady Sidhe That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.... Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hammond, La. Posts: 978	...and we were both jumping up and down, yelling "Kill, kill, KILL!"....and the sergeant came over, pinned a medal on me, sent me down the hall and said, "you're our boy." I didn't feel too good about it.... __________________ My free will...I never leave home without it. --House Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. -Rita Rudner

02-14-2004, 05:01 PM	#36
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	No offense is meant towards anyone with a bachelors in art history. It's just one of those degrees that you can't do much with, like English...or psychology.

02-14-2004, 09:37 PM	#39
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	My wife says to go into a bank with a toy gun, and shout, "BANG BANG BANG BANG!!" really loud.

02-16-2004, 12:41 AM	#43
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	now, when i saw that sidhe had replied to this thread, i was just as sure as i could have been, that her advice would have been for griff to set up his own forum. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-16-2004, 02:13 AM	#44
MomentsAre Excellent buyer!!! Fast payment!!!! A++++++++ Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fayetteville, AR Posts: 11	Make a ton of water balloons. Next, go to a public restroom and throw them over the stalls when you know someone is in them. Do not, in any circumstance, leave the restroom afterwards.

02-16-2004, 02:18 AM	#45
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	Then yell, "Whatchyou think of that, BITCH?? HAAAHHAHAHAH!!!". Then wait and start the cycle all over again whenever someone else enters.

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