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04-22-2009, 07:29 AM
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I'm still a jerk
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04-22-2009, 09:07 AM
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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Location: Irvine, California
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If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.
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04-22-2009, 09:12 AM
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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Location: Irvine, California
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If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.
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04-22-2009, 09:17 AM
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Master Dwellar
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04-22-2009, 09:22 AM
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I'm still a jerk
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Little Mexico
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I always thought it was funny how kkk hats and dunce caps have a striking resemblance.
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"Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering. |
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04-23-2009, 04:16 AM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Wash that pussy.
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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04-23-2009, 05:56 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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04-23-2009, 03:22 PM
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is fleeing the scene
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Beautiful CO
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So Do Not Want
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Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six. |
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04-23-2009, 05:48 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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You got that right. The cops'll pull your ass over in a hurry with an illegible license plate. That shit don't fly with the man.
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The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs |
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04-23-2009, 08:21 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
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Location: Seattle
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when I was *young* and dumb, I once crossed the uprights of the 7s in my license plate... for grins. BWOOOOOOOP! Grab a piece of the curb, asshole. the cop, to his credit, let this dumbshit off easy, after I scratched off the offending little bars. no more homebrew custom license plates for me!
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Be Just and Fear Not. |
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04-24-2009, 04:30 PM
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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Location: Irvine, California
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If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.
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04-25-2009, 10:13 AM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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"I banged me gavel!"
Is that...Buck Henry and Eric Idle?
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04-28-2009, 08:07 AM
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.
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04-28-2009, 04:41 PM
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04-28-2009, 04:52 PM
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Master Dwellar
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