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Old 06-30-2006, 11:19 AM   #1
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6/30/2006: Snail reach

xoB sent along this set, which must be consumed as a set. It's otherwise undocumented. Happy Friday.















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Old 06-30-2006, 11:42 AM   #2
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Good for it! Unfortunately, I doubt that slat 2 will have anything for it that slat 1 didn't.
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Old 06-30-2006, 11:47 AM   #3
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"Whew! I need a cigarette after that. "

[Pats left pocket.] [Pats right pocket.]

"Now where did I leave my cigs..."

[Looks back over shoulder]

"Awwwww... gawd-damnit!"
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Old 06-30-2006, 12:02 PM   #4
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Good for it! Unfortunately, I doubt that slat 2 will have anything for it that slat 1 didn't.
Yeah, but the paint is always greener on the other side.
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Old 06-30-2006, 12:07 PM   #5
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why did the snail cross the gap?

(insert own punchline here)
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Old 06-30-2006, 12:08 PM   #6
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I just know this is going to inspire someone to create a Snail Olympics, complete with little flags and numbers painted on their shells
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Old 06-30-2006, 12:10 PM   #7
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When my favorite shrink retires he is going to raise snails.

This should serve as an inspiration to him.
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Old 06-30-2006, 12:13 PM   #8
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I just know this is going to inspire someone to create a Snail Olympics, complete with little flags and numbers painted on their shells
too late!
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Old 06-30-2006, 12:14 PM   #9
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If I had snail races, I would paint an "S" on one of the shells, and then I would say, hey, look at that S-car-go.

(joke first learned in 6th grade; been waiting to use it)
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Old 06-30-2006, 12:27 PM   #10
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Now, how long did that take? THAT is the question.
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Old 06-30-2006, 12:28 PM   #11
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Snail races might be fun, but the slug maze is much more exciting!
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Old 06-30-2006, 12:30 PM   #12
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Let this be a reminder to all athletes that it is important to s-t-r-e-t-c-h before exercise.
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Old 06-30-2006, 02:17 PM   #13
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why did the snail cross the gap?

(insert own punchline here)
To get to the other ply(wood)

Da dum dum

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Old 06-30-2006, 03:25 PM   #14
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Snails.


Fookin' Gross.
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Old 06-30-2006, 06:43 PM   #15
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