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06-30-2006, 11:19 AM | #1 |
Radical Centrist
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6/30/2006: Snail reach
xoB sent along this set, which must be consumed as a set. It's otherwise undocumented. Happy Friday.
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06-30-2006, 11:42 AM | #2 |
I think this line's mostly filler.
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Good for it! Unfortunately, I doubt that slat 2 will have anything for it that slat 1 didn't.
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06-30-2006, 11:47 AM | #3 |
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"Whew! I need a cigarette after that. "
[Pats left pocket.] [Pats right pocket.] "Now where did I leave my cigs..." [Looks back over shoulder] "Awwwww... gawd-damnit!"
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06-30-2006, 12:02 PM | #4 | |
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06-30-2006, 12:07 PM | #5 |
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why did the snail cross the gap?
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06-30-2006, 12:08 PM | #6 |
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I just know this is going to inspire someone to create a Snail Olympics, complete with little flags and numbers painted on their shells
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06-30-2006, 12:10 PM | #7 |
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When my favorite shrink retires he is going to raise snails.
This should serve as an inspiration to him.
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06-30-2006, 12:14 PM | #9 |
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If I had snail races, I would paint an "S" on one of the shells, and then I would say, hey, look at that S-car-go.
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06-30-2006, 12:27 PM | #10 |
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Now, how long did that take? THAT is the question.
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06-30-2006, 12:30 PM | #12 |
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Let this be a reminder to all athletes that it is important to s-t-r-e-t-c-h before exercise.
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06-30-2006, 02:17 PM | #13 | |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Da dum dum I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
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06-30-2006, 03:25 PM | #14 |
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Snails.
Fookin' Gross.
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06-30-2006, 06:43 PM | #15 |
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He might have been able to jump it it he wasn't carrying his house.and had legs
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