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Old 12-21-2006, 05:03 PM   #16
Aliantha
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Orgasms during office hours are especially good.
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Old 12-21-2006, 05:05 PM   #17
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Oh yes...they're the best. Only beaten by orgasms during full council *grins*
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Old 12-21-2006, 05:50 PM   #18
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No faking it now you'll spoil the vibe
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Old 12-22-2006, 07:13 AM   #19
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Pete's definitely getting full council tonight.
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Old 12-22-2006, 10:35 AM   #20
Hippikos
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On the first day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To masturbate for all humanity.

On the second day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To jack off with my left hand
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the third day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the fourth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the fifth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the sixth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To jill off sitting down,
STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.


On the seventh day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To postpone orgasm,
Jill off sitting down,
STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.


On the eighth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To cum very loudly,
Postpone orgasm,
Jill off sitting down,
STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.


On the ninth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To touch myself in nature,
Cum very loudly,
Postpone orgasm,
Jill off sitting down,
STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the tenth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To whack off with a friend,
Touch myself in nature,
Cum very loudly,
Postpone orgasm,
Jill off sitting down,
STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.
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Old 12-22-2006, 10:49 AM   #21
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excellent!
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Old 12-22-2006, 11:10 AM   #22
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I second Aliantha - I find hard n fast in the office toilets has it's own special appeal...
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Old 12-22-2006, 12:35 PM   #23
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i'll be too drunk to do anything about that, but i'll be thinking of you all! ;-)
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Old 12-22-2006, 12:42 PM   #24
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I'm not feelin' it...

of course if someone -- of the female persuasion -- were to post some kind of incentive... I just might be able to contribute something.
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Old 12-22-2006, 12:43 PM   #25
Ibby
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Only four times, lj?

Lemme see... If I reeallly tried... what's 24 times four?
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Old 12-22-2006, 12:54 PM   #26
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pssst...Barefoot. Checkout the cellar meta section...
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Old 12-22-2006, 01:07 PM   #27
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Only four times, lj?

Lemme see... If I reeallly tried... what's 24 times four?
Teenagers! You get hard-ons just sitting in math class.
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Old 12-22-2006, 01:13 PM   #28
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Oh but all those figures.....!
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Old 12-22-2006, 01:18 PM   #29
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I hope it's not during office hours, or I will have some explaining to do.
That hasn't stopped one of my coworkers. A while back she fell down some stairs and concussed herself, and shortly after that, her midlife crisis kicked in. She got into heavy BDSM, and several times has been ordered by her Master o' the Week to do things like "go masturbate in the bathroom and come loudly."
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Old 12-23-2006, 12:57 PM   #30
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I missed it. How'd it go?
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