Make-up Sex!

BigV · 02-08-2009, 12:02 PM

is *Sooooooooooooooo* gooooood!!!!!

Sundae · 02-08-2009, 03:36 PM

Oh babba.
That sounds like good.

Just be careful, okay?

HungLikeJesus · 02-08-2009, 04:26 PM

Make-up? As in pretend?

Shawnee123 · 02-08-2009, 04:27 PM

No, as in applying foundation, blush, and mascara as foreplay. Duh.

capnhowdy · 02-08-2009, 08:01 PM

I agree.

Go for it BigV. Good to see a happy post from ye.

lumberjim · 02-08-2009, 08:07 PM

is anyone else kind of tired of these vague threads about bigV's marriage?

fucking say it, dude.

footfootfoot · 02-08-2009, 08:16 PM

You assume it's about his marriage.

lumberjim · 02-08-2009, 08:34 PM

well, we have to make assumptions, don't we?

and that makes an ass out of u and me.

meph · 02-08-2009, 08:35 PM

I was wondering which gender he'd like to make up. It'd be a pretty interesting exercise to create a third gender. Of course some sci-fi novels have gone and created alien species with as many as six genders.

footfootfoot · 02-08-2009, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

well, we have to make assumptions, don't we?

and that makes an ass out of u and me.

Or as Samuel Jackson said in "the Long Kiss Goodnight"
When you make an assumption, you make an ass out of U and Umption."

Pico and ME · 02-08-2009, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Or as Samuel Jackson said in "the Long Kiss Goodnight"
When you make an assumption, you make an ass out of U and Umption."

That was a fun movie!

Sheldonrs · 02-09-2009, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

No, as in applying foundation, blush, and mascara as foreplay. Duh.

I thought it was fucking a jar of Noxema.

Shawnee123 · 02-09-2009, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

I thought it was fucking a jar of Noxema.

Only you, my dear.

Sheldonrs · 02-09-2009, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Only you, my dear.

OK. I thought it was fucking a jar of Sheldon.

Shawnee123 · 02-09-2009, 11:55 AM

Once you go Sheldon, you won't go, um...err...meldin'?

NO, wait wait...geldin'?

02-08-2009, 12:02 PM	#1
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Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Oh babba. That sounds like good. Just be careful, okay? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Make-up? As in pretend? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

02-08-2009, 04:27 PM	#4
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	No, as in applying foundation, blush, and mascara as foreplay. Duh. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I agree. Go for it BigV. Good to see a happy post from ye. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-08-2009, 08:07 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	is anyone else kind of tired of these vague threads about bigV's marriage? fucking say it, dude. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-08-2009, 08:16 PM	#7
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	You assume it's about his marriage. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

02-08-2009, 08:34 PM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	well, we have to make assumptions, don't we? and that makes an ass out of u and me. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-08-2009, 08:35 PM	#9
meph Aggregate Aggravator Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Dallas TX Posts: 17	I was wondering which gender he'd like to make up. It'd be a pretty interesting exercise to create a third gender. Of course some sci-fi novels have gone and created alien species with as many as six genders.

02-09-2009, 11:55 AM	#15
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Once you go Sheldon, you won't go, um...err...meldin'? NO, wait wait...geldin'? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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