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Undertoad · 11-25-2003, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by September
About 7 hours on a plane.

Oh, like San Diego.

mwbEEf · 11-25-2003, 01:09 PM

Dave, I'm sorry, but I really want to see a picture of her. September, here's a picture of Dave on my Dad's yacht during the summer of 2001, I think it was around June when I was home for the summer:

My Dad had outgrown his captain's uniform (his waistsize is like 95" now or something like that) so Dave said he'd be the honorary captain. I would have worn it, but I'm too short...

11-25-2003, 01:13 PM

Sigh.

Well, September, it's your turn.

September · 11-25-2003, 01:19 PM

Hey, I was on that boat trip, too, remember? Which explains the fishy smell.

11-25-2003, 01:22 PM

Based on the URL, I don't believe you.

lumberjim · 11-25-2003, 01:23 PM

damn, you beef, i was just looking thru gq.com for a "picture of dave"

wow sept, looks like you and dave are a perfect match...make sure i'm invited to the wedding

September · 11-25-2003, 01:24 PM

Should I really believe the captain picture? This is a classic Shelby-In-The-Trunk situation

11-25-2003, 01:25 PM

I wish that wasn't me, but it is. He got me at a funny angle. I don't normally look like that.

lumberjim · 11-25-2003, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by September
Should I really believe the captain picture? This is a classic Shelby-In-The-Trunk situation

hey, what's a "shelby-in the-trunk?" i have a reason for wanting to know

mwbEEf · 11-25-2003, 01:30 PM

GQ...That would have been amusing

This picture is probably as close to GQ as Dave ever got in public when money wasn't on the line (as far as I know).

September · 11-25-2003, 01:32 PM

Shelby-In-The-Trunk:

In college I was close friends with B and S. We were going to Friendlies for coffee and cigarettes. I go to the gas station to buy cigs before hand. I get back to the car and...no S. We go to Friendlies, B explaining 'he decided to walk over'. S arrives a few minutes later, sits down, and says 'I finally got out of the trunk.' He and B tell me that while I was buying cigarettes, they put S in the trunk, and he finally worked his way out. I didn't know what to believe. This has plauged me until tonight because:

(1)I believe them, and he was in the trunk -- no stress
(2)I believe them, and he wasn't in the trunk -- I'm a gullible fool
(3)I don't believe them, and Shelby wasn't in the trunk -- no stress
(4)I don't believe them, and he was in the trunk -- I'm a cynical bitch

So, dave, another picture and I may believe it.

11-25-2003, 01:37 PM

This was my Halloween costume that same year - I dressed up as a cop. It's also before my hair got long.

(I know that you're suspicious partly because the pictures are in black and white. Matt was in photography at UVA and they develop all prints in black & white to keep costs down. So yeah.)

(I know I look old for a 22 year old. It was good makeup.)

September · 11-25-2003, 01:39 PM

if this doesn't work, I'll get another...

Undertoad · 11-25-2003, 01:41 PM

This is still a classic Shelby-in-the-trunk situation, so September, you must post another picture of yourself.

SteveDallas · 11-25-2003, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dave
I wish that wasn't me, but it is. He got me at a funny angle. I don't normally look like that.

Also, the martini glass was, in real life, much larger than it appears in the photo.

11-25-2003, 01:09 PM	#212
mwbEEf Not a urine monkey Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Stankonia, GA Posts: 89	Dave, I'm sorry, but I really want to see a picture of her. September, here's a picture of Dave on my Dad's yacht during the summer of 2001, I think it was around June when I was home for the summer: My Dad had outgrown his captain's uniform (his waistsize is like 95" now or something like that) so Dave said he'd be the honorary captain. I would have worn it, but I'm too short... __________________ Anticipation is a killer

11-25-2003, 01:23 PM	#216
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	damn, you beef, i was just looking thru gq.com for a "picture of dave" wow sept, looks like you and dave are a perfect match...make sure i'm invited to the wedding __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-25-2003, 01:30 PM	#220
mwbEEf Not a urine monkey Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Stankonia, GA Posts: 89	GQ...That would have been amusing This picture is probably as close to GQ as Dave ever got in public when money wasn't on the line (as far as I know). __________________ Anticipation is a killer

11-25-2003, 01:13 PM	#213
dave Guest Posts: n/a	Sigh. Well, September, it's your turn.

11-25-2003, 01:19 PM	#214
September trigonomic identity Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: around town, baby Posts: 46	Hey, I was on that boat trip, too, remember? Which explains the fishy smell.

11-25-2003, 01:22 PM	#215
dave Guest Posts: n/a	Based on the URL, I don't believe you.

11-25-2003, 01:24 PM	#217
September trigonomic identity Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: around town, baby Posts: 46	Should I really believe the captain picture? This is a classic Shelby-In-The-Trunk situation

11-25-2003, 01:25 PM	#218
dave Guest Posts: n/a	I wish that wasn't me, but it is. He got me at a funny angle. I don't normally look like that.

11-25-2003, 01:32 PM	#221
September trigonomic identity Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: around town, baby Posts: 46	Shelby-In-The-Trunk: In college I was close friends with B and S. We were going to Friendlies for coffee and cigarettes. I go to the gas station to buy cigs before hand. I get back to the car and...no S. We go to Friendlies, B explaining 'he decided to walk over'. S arrives a few minutes later, sits down, and says 'I finally got out of the trunk.' He and B tell me that while I was buying cigarettes, they put S in the trunk, and he finally worked his way out. I didn't know what to believe. This has plauged me until tonight because: (1)I believe them, and he was in the trunk -- no stress (2)I believe them, and he wasn't in the trunk -- I'm a gullible fool (3)I don't believe them, and Shelby wasn't in the trunk -- no stress (4)I don't believe them, and he was in the trunk -- I'm a cynical bitch So, dave, another picture and I may believe it.

11-25-2003, 01:37 PM	#222
dave Guest Posts: n/a	This was my Halloween costume that same year - I dressed up as a cop. It's also before my hair got long. (I know that you're suspicious partly because the pictures are in black and white. Matt was in photography at UVA and they develop all prints in black & white to keep costs down. So yeah.) (I know I look old for a 22 year old. It was good makeup.)

11-25-2003, 01:39 PM	#223
September trigonomic identity Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: around town, baby Posts: 46	if this doesn't work, I'll get another...

11-25-2003, 01:41 PM	#224
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	This is still a classic Shelby-in-the-trunk situation, so September, you must post another picture of yourself.

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