Haiku 2011

ZenGum · 01-22-2011, 10:22 PM

Haiku are quiet fun
Sometimes hard to understand
Hippopotamus

ZenGum · 01-22-2011, 10:23 PM

To write a poem
Of seventeen syllables
Is very diffic

skysidhe · 01-22-2011, 10:43 PM

Haiku writing tired
count of sheep and silly bulls
Zen say chew no gum

footfootfoot · 01-23-2011, 11:56 AM

U R A 2L
(Briannana)

U know you are.

Im not though.

so fuck you.

(This is not mine, but I love it)

Sundae · 01-23-2011, 12:20 PM

When it comes to sleep,
Pleasure is temporary;
Caffeinated drinks.

skysidhe · 01-23-2011, 06:10 PM

Brianna is mad.
Pray tell;To whom does bell toll
It tolls for thee.

monster · 01-23-2011, 07:23 PM

Kegel ev'ry day
so you will have no need for
incontinence pads

monster · 01-24-2011, 08:17 PM

Precipitation
of intricate filigree
Hexagonalized

Sundae · 01-25-2011, 04:56 AM

The cat on my lap
Can make this house feel like home.
Occasionally.

Griff · 01-25-2011, 05:41 AM

the gerbil survives
felching it wasn't Richard Gere
it was Penacoli

(blame wolf)

Shawnee123 · 01-25-2011, 07:19 AM

I looked at my past:
But there's no proof that
Oprah is my sis.

monster · 01-25-2011, 07:59 AM

Insufficent sleep
A worm in the compost pile
of stuff I must do.

Shawnee123 · 01-26-2011, 08:47 AM

Take President 'Hu'
From ends of the word 'haiku'
You're left with an aik.

monster · 01-26-2011, 09:41 AM

Ohio students
Unaware of Shawnee's skilz
must have duller lives

Shawnee123 · 01-26-2011, 11:32 AM

Life of a dullard?
I'd rather be dead
Or clinically depressed.

01-22-2011, 10:22 PM	#1
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Haiku 2011 Haiku are quiet fun Sometimes hard to understand Hippopotamus __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-22-2011, 10:23 PM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	To write a poem Of seventeen syllables Is very diffic __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-23-2011, 11:56 AM	#4
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	U R A 2L (Briannana) U know you are. Im not though. so fuck you. (This is not mine, but I love it) __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-23-2011, 12:20 PM	#5
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	When it comes to sleep, Pleasure is temporary; Caffeinated drinks. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-23-2011, 07:23 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Kegel ev'ry day so you will have no need for incontinence pads __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-22-2011, 10:43 PM	#3
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	Haiku writing tired count of sheep and silly bulls Zen say chew no gum

01-23-2011, 06:10 PM	#6
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	Brianna is mad. Pray tell;To whom does bell toll It tolls for thee.

01-24-2011, 08:17 PM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Precipitation of intricate filigree Hexagonalized __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-25-2011, 04:56 AM	#9
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	The cat on my lap Can make this house feel like home. Occasionally. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-25-2011, 05:41 AM	#10
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	the gerbil survives felching it wasn't Richard Gere it was Penacoli (blame wolf) __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-25-2011, 07:19 AM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I looked at my past: But there's no proof that Oprah is my sis. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-25-2011, 07:59 AM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Insufficent sleep A worm in the compost pile of stuff I must do. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-26-2011, 08:47 AM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Take President 'Hu' From ends of the word 'haiku' You're left with an aik. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-26-2011, 09:41 AM	#14
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Ohio students Unaware of Shawnee's skilz must have duller lives __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-26-2011, 11:32 AM	#15
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Life of a dullard? I'd rather be dead Or clinically depressed. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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