fat vs not fat - Page 4

lumberjim · 07-13-2006, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by hugefatguy

but what if the fat guy got the little guy on the floor and then body slamed him right on his stomach and then started punching him? Or what if the fat guy got the little guy on the floor and the jumped on him with both feet.

800 lb guys,like elephants, don't jump. make a heck of a hockey goalie, though. should be the nHl that's interested in him. total eclipse of the goal.

just how huge are you, hugefatguy? what about a 500lb fat guy vs a 300lb fat guy?

what about a 90lb weakling against a 115lb supermodel?

what about dracula vs frankenstien?

or Captain Kirk v. Picard?

Beestie · 07-13-2006, 06:52 AM

The 800 pound guy wins 99 times out of 100. Maybe more.

There is no substitute for size. Its not only the percentage difference but the actual difference. Imagine a 50 pound guy against a 200 pound guy (or woman for that matter). Same percentage difference but an actual difference of 150 pounds - imagine a 600 pound difference.

The problem with fighting somebody that much bigger is that you can't get close enough to do any damage because as soon as they can grab you the fight is over. About the only strategy that would work is to circle around and attack from behind, take out the knees and get the monster on the ground. A frontal attack is suicide.

Spexxvet · 07-13-2006, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

or Captain Kirk v. Picard?

That's a good one. Picard's brains against Kirk's brawn. My money's on Kirk.

wolf · 07-13-2006, 09:24 AM

I got Kirk too. Picard's a pussy. An effete pussy.

Beestie · 07-13-2006, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

...or Captain Kirk v. Picard?

This question has been addressed in some detail here.

07-13-2006, 01:59 PM

Just sweep the knee of the fat guy... game over.

capnhowdy · 07-13-2006, 02:30 PM

This has gotta be the strangest thread I've ever read.

Ridgeplate · 07-13-2006, 03:57 PM

Sweep the knee of the fat guy *using* Capt Kirk, not Picard. Kirk's got some mass of his own, while that silly Frenchie would just fold up around the big guy's kneecap.

bluecuracao · 07-13-2006, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

Anyone see last week's Deadwood?

Ew, yes. I won't be eating the olives in my salad now, thankyouverymuch.

Shocker · 07-13-2006, 05:47 PM

Even if the 800 lb man has 4x the weight of the 200lb man, the 200lb man has the ultimate advantage of being quicker and in better physical condition. Even if the fat guy was strong and healthy, the size of his mass would be too large to move with any quickness, and the energy requirements he would need to put up a good fight would drain him in a short amount of time. The 200lb man would be like a lion attacking a lumbering elephant. Sure the elephant has the size advantage, but the lion can jump and claw and eventually beat down the elephant. He can run circles around him and stratigically place strong jabs on the fat man and that will wear him out before he can do anything back.

jinx · 07-13-2006, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Beestie

There is no substitute for size.

This is simply not true.
What if the 200lb guy is wirey? What if he has the eye of the tiger?
LJ is 2-3X my size and I can easily kick his ass.

warch · 07-13-2006, 07:31 PM

I need to know heights.

capnhowdy · 07-13-2006, 08:06 PM

I think the fat guy quit anyway.......

hugefatguy · 07-13-2006, 09:20 PM

Heights are the skinny guy is 5 foot 5 and the fat guy is 7 and 2 inchs

Ibby · 07-13-2006, 09:26 PM

5'5" and 200 pounds of muscle? Then he's pretty damn strong.

7'2"? yeah right. How many seven foot 800-pound people could there be?

07-13-2006, 06:52 AM	#47
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	The 800 pound guy wins 99 times out of 100. Maybe more. There is no substitute for size. Its not only the percentage difference but the actual difference. Imagine a 50 pound guy against a 200 pound guy (or woman for that matter). Same percentage difference but an actual difference of 150 pounds - imagine a 600 pound difference. The problem with fighting somebody that much bigger is that you can't get close enough to do any damage because as soon as they can grab you the fight is over. About the only strategy that would work is to circle around and attack from behind, take out the knees and get the monster on the ground. A frontal attack is suicide. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

07-13-2006, 09:24 AM	#49
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I got Kirk too. Picard's a pussy. An effete pussy. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-13-2006, 02:30 PM	#52
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	This has gotta be the strangest thread I've ever read. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

07-13-2006, 05:47 PM	#55
Shocker Knight of the Oval-Shaped Conference Table Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Your Mom's house Posts: 378	Even if the 800 lb man has 4x the weight of the 200lb man, the 200lb man has the ultimate advantage of being quicker and in better physical condition. Even if the fat guy was strong and healthy, the size of his mass would be too large to move with any quickness, and the energy requirements he would need to put up a good fight would drain him in a short amount of time. The 200lb man would be like a lion attacking a lumbering elephant. Sure the elephant has the size advantage, but the lion can jump and claw and eventually beat down the elephant. He can run circles around him and stratigically place strong jabs on the fat man and that will wear him out before he can do anything back. __________________ “I live only for posterity. Death is nothing, but to live defeated and without glory is to die everyday." - Napolean Bonaparte

07-13-2006, 08:06 PM	#58
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I think the fat guy quit anyway....... __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

07-13-2006, 01:59 PM	#51
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Just sweep the knee of the fat guy... game over.

07-13-2006, 03:57 PM	#53
Ridgeplate Zen Laxatives: "This too shall pass..." Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 53	Sweep the knee of the fat guy using Capt Kirk, not Picard. Kirk's got some mass of his own, while that silly Frenchie would just fold up around the big guy's kneecap.

07-13-2006, 07:31 PM	#57
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	I need to know heights.

07-13-2006, 09:20 PM	#59
hugefatguy Pithy Euphemist Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: MI Posts: 19	Heights are the skinny guy is 5 foot 5 and the fat guy is 7 and 2 inchs

07-13-2006, 09:26 PM	#60
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	5'5" and 200 pounds of muscle? Then he's pretty damn strong. 7'2"? yeah right. How many seven foot 800-pound people could there be? __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

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