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Old 04-12-2007, 06:37 PM   #136
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(which is pretty much what my dad said to me when I found half a maggot in an apple when I was 10)
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Old 04-13-2007, 12:38 AM   #137
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The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes.

It doesn't matter that you haven't been drinking soda. We're THAT funny.
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Old 04-13-2007, 07:48 AM   #138
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Old 04-13-2007, 07:56 AM   #139
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Old 04-13-2007, 07:58 AM   #140
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lol...now that's a good one. True too.
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Old 04-13-2007, 01:52 PM   #141
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Old 04-13-2007, 11:18 PM   #142
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The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. Pulling opinions out of your ass takes somewhat less time.
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Old 04-14-2007, 02:03 AM   #143
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The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes of telling the joke, thats how slow you people are.
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Old 04-14-2007, 02:39 AM   #144
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The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. Remember to remove your finger.
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I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



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Old 04-14-2007, 05:00 AM   #145
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Old 04-14-2007, 06:29 AM   #146
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Old 04-15-2007, 06:14 PM   #147
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Old 04-15-2007, 06:22 PM   #148
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Old 04-15-2007, 07:48 PM   #149
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Old 04-16-2007, 06:13 PM   #150
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