7/26/2005: Ancient carved wang found

Undertoad · 07-26-2005, 07:28 PM

Via Fark; the BBC reports this unit, discovered in a German cave, as one of the oldest pricks ever: The 20cm-long, 3cm-wide stone object is dated to be about 28,000 years old.

Of course the archaeologists have to wonder whether it was used as a sex aid. But they quickly point out that it was also used for "knapping flints". And if you've ever had your flint knapped, you know how painful that can be, as Mr. Letterman used to say.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-26-2005, 08:18 PM

Poppycock. It could be a mortar, rolling pin, darning form or a million other uses. I think these clowns are calling it a prehistoric Kegel to drum up publicity (and support) for their dig. Must be museum sweeps week.

melidasaur · 07-26-2005, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Poppycock. It could be a mortar, rolling pin, darning form or a million other uses. I think these clowns are calling it a prehistoric Kegel to drum up publicity (and support) for their dig. Must be museum sweeps week.

oh dear...

lookout123 · 07-26-2005, 09:55 PM

HA! i saw that earlier and almost forwarded it on to you but figured you'd already seen. i was right.

footfootfoot · 07-26-2005, 10:05 PM

7/26/2005: Ancient carved wang found

I hadn't realized I'd lost it...

richlevy · 07-26-2005, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Via Fark; the BBC reports this unit, discovered in a German cave, as one of the oldest pricks ever:

Sure, now that Strom Thurmond's dead.

Trilby · 07-27-2005, 07:37 AM

I'm just not going to comment on a big stone prick. I'm just not. I would, however, like to put in a request for another whale-themed Iotd. Whatever you think would be good.

mrnoodle · 07-27-2005, 09:48 AM

I suppose it *could* be a rolling pin. But that doesn't explain the teeth marks. (they sure it wasn't found in Poland?)

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Queen of the Ryche · 07-27-2005, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by mrnoodle

I suppose it *could* be a rolling pin. But that doesn't explain the teeth marks. (they sure it wasn't found in Poland?)

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you knew I would go back and look for them, didn't you? sigh.....

Bullitt · 07-27-2005, 11:18 AM

hey look, its a long tube-like stone with scraches around one end, let's call it a prehistoric penis! because that's obviously what it HAS to be..

Elspode · 07-27-2005, 12:39 PM

I have to agree with Bruce. If it was a ritual item, it would have included the gonads. If it was a, um, err...marital aid, it would have been more smoothly carved about the upper area.

No self respecting cavewoman would allow something that coarse *and* cold to be utilized in her conjugal pile of branches and leaves.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-27-2005, 12:48 PM

You ASSume it was used by a woman.

chrisinhouston · 07-27-2005, 01:33 PM

Hey they've got one on EBAY and it looks more realistic!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...Name=WDVW&rd=1

wolf · 07-27-2005, 02:00 PM

"Your Satisfaction is our biggest pleasure!"

:giggle:

Queen of the Ryche · 07-27-2005, 02:20 PM

it looks like a pickle.

07-26-2005, 07:28 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	7/26/2005: Ancient carved wang found Via Fark; the BBC reports this unit, discovered in a German cave, as one of the oldest pricks ever: The 20cm-long, 3cm-wide stone object is dated to be about 28,000 years old. Of course the archaeologists have to wonder whether it was used as a sex aid. But they quickly point out that it was also used for "knapping flints". And if you've ever had your flint knapped, you know how painful that can be, as Mr. Letterman used to say.

07-26-2005, 08:18 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Poppycock. It could be a mortar, rolling pin, darning form or a million other uses. I think these clowns are calling it a prehistoric Kegel to drum up publicity (and support) for their dig. Must be museum sweeps week. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-26-2005, 09:55 PM	#4
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07-26-2005, 10:05 PM	#5
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07-27-2005, 07:37 AM	#7
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I'm just not going to comment on a big stone prick. I'm just not. I would, however, like to put in a request for another whale-themed Iotd. Whatever you think would be good. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

07-27-2005, 09:48 AM	#8
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	I suppose it could be a rolling pin. But that doesn't explain the teeth marks. (they sure it wasn't found in Poland?) [/lame]

07-27-2005, 11:18 AM	#10
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	hey look, its a long tube-like stone with scraches around one end, let's call it a prehistoric penis! because that's obviously what it HAS to be.. __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

07-27-2005, 12:39 PM	#11
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I have to agree with Bruce. If it was a ritual item, it would have included the gonads. If it was a, um, err...marital aid, it would have been more smoothly carved about the upper area. No self respecting cavewoman would allow something that coarse and cold to be utilized in her conjugal pile of branches and leaves. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-27-2005, 12:48 PM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You ASSume it was used by a woman. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-27-2005, 01:33 PM	#13
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	Hey they've got one on EBAY and it looks more realistic! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...Name=WDVW&rd=1

07-27-2005, 02:00 PM	#14
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	"Your Satisfaction is our biggest pleasure!" :giggle: __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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