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Old 06-13-2009, 01:24 PM   #2101
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"We've secretly replaced Marge's hoo-ha with a Whoopee cusion. Let's see if Herb can tell the difference".


Oh crap, I'm sorry the monkey was the butt of your joke, but that's funny!"
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Old 06-13-2009, 01:34 PM   #2102
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If I had been drinking milk, it woulda come outta my nose.

good one!!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 06-13-2009, 02:48 PM   #2103
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"I . . like . ... big ... "
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Old 06-13-2009, 03:56 PM   #2104
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Proof positive that yes, they are all pink on the....um....outside.
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Old 06-14-2009, 08:41 AM   #2105
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Old 06-14-2009, 08:44 AM   #2106
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Old 06-14-2009, 10:58 AM   #2107
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Okay, that crosses the line. I quit the internet.
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Old 06-14-2009, 11:12 AM   #2108
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I wanna see her pour a can a Coke down there....
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Old 06-14-2009, 11:15 AM   #2109
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I'm sure she would, and then throw the can in there as a bonus.
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Old 06-14-2009, 11:42 AM   #2110
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This pretty much answers the question "Is there anything you wouldn't do for money, girl?"
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Old 06-14-2009, 11:51 AM   #2111
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Mentos and Diet Coke?
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Old 06-14-2009, 11:58 AM   #2112
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you can tell she's a tramp by that hideous nail-polish color~!

I never!

Plus, her hair is more green than blonde - Veddy bad home-dye job. This one is either on her way up or her way down.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 06-14-2009, 01:06 PM   #2113
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you can tell she's a tramp by that hideous nail-polish color~!

I never!

Plus, her hair is more green than blonde - Veddy bad home-dye job. This one is either on her way up or her way down.
I agree... the hair is awful. And the eye makeup..... yuck. It's just disgusting to look at.

fortunately I can just crop out her head
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Old 06-14-2009, 08:41 PM   #2114
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You look at that, and the bad dye job is what you notice...
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Old 06-14-2009, 10:26 PM   #2115
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Certainly not, the fingernails too.
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