I Want an Apology

Trilby · 02-20-2011, 03:29 AM

God has a few things to answer for IMHO.

The design and execution of the sinus cavity, for example. Not His Best Idea. They are more likely than not to be soggy, drippy, stuffy, dry or just plain inoperable for most of the year.

Octipii.

The Lock Ness Monster (well, all lake and sea monsters, really)

alligators/crocodiles.

Ted Bundy.

Hormones.

What would YOU like an apology for? And no fair mentioning diseases - I'm not 100% certain that they are God's fault.

ZenGum · 02-20-2011, 04:11 AM

Knees. Very poor design. God must be an MBA.

Spines are no better.

Sundae · 02-20-2011, 05:38 AM

Fragile feet.
Specifically for giving them to me, while letting the rest of the world off.

Oh and giving Singapuras Spindly Death Claws coupled with the desire to sit on human shoulders.

But pot was a pretty good idea.
So was the clitoris.

GunMaster357 · 02-20-2011, 06:46 AM

A good design on women

Anus and vagina close enough that you can pick girls like a 6-pack

Trilby · 02-20-2011, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by GunMaster357

A good design on women

Anus and vagina close enough that you can pick girls like a 6-pack

you want an apology for that?

GunMaster357 · 02-20-2011, 07:22 AM

No, but as Henry Ford put it when he met his Creator:

As an enginer, I always wondered. Why did you put the playground so close to the sewer?

GunMaster357 · 02-20-2011, 07:24 AM

Or the starter (clit) so close to the exhaust pipe (anus)?

Sundae · 02-20-2011, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by GunMaster357

No, but as Henry Ford put it when he met his Creator...

Pics or it never happened

Cloud · 02-20-2011, 07:45 AM

the female orgasmic (non-)response to intercourse

footfootfoot · 02-20-2011, 11:20 AM

'Sorry' don't butter no parsnips.

monster · 02-20-2011, 03:39 PM

Call centers and automated customer "service"

SamIam · 02-20-2011, 10:39 PM

large spiders

Sundae · 02-21-2011, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

Call centers and automated customer "service"

I have it on good authority that they are the work of the devil. Along with bananas, peanut butter and the A406 (North Circular).

monster · 02-21-2011, 10:34 AM

An apology from the devil will be just fine.

Shawnee123 · 02-21-2011, 10:55 AM

Really, I have some Sympathy for the Devil.

I understand being cast out by the holier than thou.

02-20-2011, 03:29 AM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I Want an Apology God has a few things to answer for IMHO. The design and execution of the sinus cavity, for example. Not His Best Idea. They are more likely than not to be soggy, drippy, stuffy, dry or just plain inoperable for most of the year. Octipii. The Lock Ness Monster (well, all lake and sea monsters, really) alligators/crocodiles. Ted Bundy. Hormones. What would YOU like an apology for? And no fair mentioning diseases - I'm not 100% certain that they are God's fault. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

02-20-2011, 04:11 AM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Knees. Very poor design. God must be an MBA. Spines are no better. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

02-20-2011, 06:46 AM	#4
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	A good design on women Anus and vagina close enough that you can pick girls like a 6-pack __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

02-20-2011, 07:22 AM	#6
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	No, but as Henry Ford put it when he met his Creator: As an enginer, I always wondered. Why did you put the playground so close to the sewer? __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

02-20-2011, 07:24 AM	#7
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Or the starter (clit) so close to the exhaust pipe (anus)? __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

02-20-2011, 05:38 AM	#3
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Fragile feet. Specifically for giving them to me, while letting the rest of the world off. Oh and giving Singapuras Spindly Death Claws coupled with the desire to sit on human shoulders. But pot was a pretty good idea. So was the clitoris.

02-20-2011, 07:45 AM	#9
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	the female orgasmic (non-)response to intercourse __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

02-20-2011, 11:20 AM	#10
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	'Sorry' don't butter no parsnips. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

02-20-2011, 03:39 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Call centers and automated customer "service" __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-20-2011, 10:39 PM	#12
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	large spiders

02-21-2011, 10:34 AM	#14
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	An apology from the devil will be just fine. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-21-2011, 10:55 AM	#15
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Really, I have some Sympathy for the Devil. I understand being cast out by the holier than thou. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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