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Old 09-06-2009, 09:08 PM   #16
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Republicans don't say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this dildo in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an evacuation.
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Old 09-07-2009, 07:50 AM   #17
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Republicans don't say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this dildo in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an evacuation.
Demoncrats don't say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this dildo in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an evacuation.
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Old 09-07-2009, 08:08 PM   #18
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Demoncrats don't say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this buttplug in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an evacuation.
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Old 09-07-2009, 09:01 PM   #19
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Demoncrats don't say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this buttplug in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an asphyxiophilia.
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Old 09-07-2009, 09:04 PM   #20
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Demoncrats don't say fellating the foreskin feels bad, but after you put this buttplug in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an asphyxiophilia
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Old 09-07-2009, 09:31 PM   #21
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions
The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.
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Old 09-07-2009, 11:18 PM   #22
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Demoncrats don't say fellating the banana feels bad, but after you put this buttplug in your ass hole you will be convicted even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an asphyxiophilia
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.

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Old 09-07-2009, 11:34 PM   #23
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Old 09-08-2009, 01:08 AM   #24
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Old 09-08-2009, 02:13 AM   #25
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Demoncrats don't say fellating peeled banana feels bad, but after we put this buttplug in your ass hole you will be convicted even after you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an asphyxiophilia
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.

I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



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Old 09-08-2009, 03:48 PM   #26
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Old 09-08-2009, 04:57 PM   #27
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Old 09-08-2009, 04:58 PM   #28
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Old 09-08-2009, 05:04 PM   #29
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Old 09-08-2009, 05:08 PM   #30
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