The Cellar Zombie Movie - Page 3

Sundae · 08-17-2012, 03:42 PM

Ah but this is a zombie film.
I have nothing against CW personally, of course. Fat girls like me don't make it either. Tulip will be lucky to be cast at all.

In fact as women only one of us will make it regardless.
And she will have to be 19.
Ibby?

Now of course if you are making a low-budget or art-house movie...

Cyber Wolf · 08-17-2012, 03:50 PM

Oh you're right... I totally forgot the marginally-athletic tend to not survive to the end. It's got me coming and going.

Back to waitressing, dammit.

Sundae · 08-17-2012, 04:07 PM

Now you should have said that in the first place!
A black waitress who is slightly larger than the average supermodel is a great cast member for a zombie movie.

I will have to rewrite part of it just to include you.
You'll need to work in a diner of course. Silver service doesn't cut it for this film. With a walk in freezer.
Am in two minds as to whether you get locked in or whether you lock someone else in.
Oh! Could you have an addicted younger brother (or friend - can cross racial lines when it comes to skinny people)? Yes - he's one of the early zombies who you lock in to protect all your ungrateful customers who think you are bringing your problems to work and they just want coffee, damnit! Then some do-gooder lets him out because it's just withdrawal, not zombieism. Uh-oh, who's sorry now...?

You can survive that scene because I think you need to slap the fat-arse drunk female later, to try to get across how you know all about addiction and you couldn't save your brother/ friend but you can save her. You don't of course.

Cyber Wolf · 08-17-2012, 04:29 PM

Oooo I could sign up for that. I know just the friend too... will an opioid addict do? The opportunity to lock him in a walk in freezer is just too much to pass up! He'd love to be a zombie too.

monster · 08-17-2012, 05:43 PM

If this is a Cellar Zombie movie, shouldn't all dwellars be able to be in it? Or is this Varsity?

Aliantha · 08-17-2012, 06:03 PM

Considering I'm not a fan of zombie movies (although I did laugh during Shawn of the Dead), I think I'd be among the crowd who don't believe people are turning into zombies, but then it turns out there's a reason for it.

I'm already brain dead and this is not real!

monster · 08-17-2012, 06:04 PM

I'll be the one sitting quietly in the corner of the bar nursing a beer and reading a murder-mystery, who surprises everyone by coldcocking the hysterical woman with a library book and then calmly helps herself to a packet of peanuts before returning to her reading in the peaceful shocked silence...

what?

Rhianne · 08-17-2012, 07:03 PM

You won't even notice me until the credits roll. 'Rhianne was in that?' you'll say.

monster · 08-17-2012, 07:12 PM

Wikipedia:

A zombie (Haitian Creole: zonbi; North Mbundu: nzumbe) is an animated corpse brought back to life by mystical means, such as witchcraft.[1] The term is often figuratively applied to describe a hypnotized person bereft of consciousness and self-awareness, yet ambulant and able to respond to surrounding stimuli. Since the late 19th century, zombies have acquired notable popularity, especially in North American and European folklore.

So wait......... can't we make a movie about corpses reanimated by benevolent mad scientists, trained to eat landfill rather than brains (maybe a little goat DNA in the reanimation process...) and then set to ambulate on treadmills to produce electricity?

footfootfoot · 08-18-2012, 09:30 AM

I'll be the guy who miraculously manages to survive, unscathed, and defeats all the zombies. At the very end of the film, I release the villagers who have barricaded themselves in the local school, and, my back to the camera, as I hoist a little girl into the bright sky, smiling and laughing with relief that the nightmare is over, my shirt comes untucked and you can see a fresh zombie bite mark on the small of my back. I turn to face the camera with a leering, evil grin.

Dolly Zoom, cut to black, dramatic music, roll credits.

sexobon · 08-18-2012, 12:32 PM

I'll be the only dwellar zombie listed in the credits "as himself."

BigV · 08-20-2012, 06:50 PM

I would like the role of Bill Murray.

wolf · 08-21-2012, 09:58 AM

I'd be the one that the ragtag bunch of dwellars would flee to, and as you approach Chez Wolf with the fast zombies close on your heels, I would start blasting them, and say to you all, "I was wondering how long it would take you to get here," and pass out weapons and ammo to hold out against the onslaught. I would also make the sort of engaging quips about being "all out of gum."

At some point, though, I'd get some zombie goo on me and try to conceal it from everyone else and eventually I'd turn and eat all of your brains.

BigV · 08-21-2012, 10:47 AM

and likely starve ...

glatt · 08-21-2012, 10:48 AM

I'd be one of the zombies eating Spex's brains in the opening scene.

08-17-2012, 03:42 PM	#31
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Ah but this is a zombie film. I have nothing against CW personally, of course. Fat girls like me don't make it either. Tulip will be lucky to be cast at all. In fact as women only one of us will make it regardless. And she will have to be 19. Ibby? Now of course if you are making a low-budget or art-house movie... __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-17-2012, 03:50 PM	#32
Cyber Wolf As stable as a ring of PU-239 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: On a huge rock covered in water, highly advanced moss and 7 billion parasites Posts: 1,264	Oh you're right... I totally forgot the marginally-athletic tend to not survive to the end. It's got me coming and going. Back to waitressing, dammit. __________________ "I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then getting' upset 'cos they act like people." ~Adam Young, Good Omens "I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people. It can always be crossed out." ~Adam Young, Good Omens

08-17-2012, 04:07 PM	#33
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Now you should have said that in the first place! A black waitress who is slightly larger than the average supermodel is a great cast member for a zombie movie. I will have to rewrite part of it just to include you. You'll need to work in a diner of course. Silver service doesn't cut it for this film. With a walk in freezer. Am in two minds as to whether you get locked in or whether you lock someone else in. Oh! Could you have an addicted younger brother (or friend - can cross racial lines when it comes to skinny people)? Yes - he's one of the early zombies who you lock in to protect all your ungrateful customers who think you are bringing your problems to work and they just want coffee, damnit! Then some do-gooder lets him out because it's just withdrawal, not zombieism. Uh-oh, who's sorry now...? You can survive that scene because I think you need to slap the fat-arse drunk female later, to try to get across how you know all about addiction and you couldn't save your brother/ friend but you can save her. You don't of course. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-17-2012, 04:29 PM	#34
Cyber Wolf As stable as a ring of PU-239 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: On a huge rock covered in water, highly advanced moss and 7 billion parasites Posts: 1,264	Oooo I could sign up for that. I know just the friend too... will an opioid addict do? The opportunity to lock him in a walk in freezer is just too much to pass up! He'd love to be a zombie too. __________________ "I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then getting' upset 'cos they act like people." ~Adam Young, Good Omens "I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people. It can always be crossed out." ~Adam Young, Good Omens

08-17-2012, 05:43 PM	#35
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	If this is a Cellar Zombie movie, shouldn't all dwellars be able to be in it? Or is this Varsity? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-17-2012, 06:03 PM	#36
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Considering I'm not a fan of zombie movies (although I did laugh during Shawn of the Dead), I think I'd be among the crowd who don't believe people are turning into zombies, but then it turns out there's a reason for it. I'm already brain dead and this is not real! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-17-2012, 06:04 PM	#37
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'll be the one sitting quietly in the corner of the bar nursing a beer and reading a murder-mystery, who surprises everyone by coldcocking the hysterical woman with a library book and then calmly helps herself to a packet of peanuts before returning to her reading in the peaceful shocked silence... what? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-17-2012, 07:03 PM	#38
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	You won't even notice me until the credits roll. 'Rhianne was in that?' you'll say.

08-17-2012, 07:12 PM	#39
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Wikipedia: A zombie (Haitian Creole: zonbi; North Mbundu: nzumbe) is an animated corpse brought back to life by mystical means, such as witchcraft.[1] The term is often figuratively applied to describe a hypnotized person bereft of consciousness and self-awareness, yet ambulant and able to respond to surrounding stimuli. Since the late 19th century, zombies have acquired notable popularity, especially in North American and European folklore. So wait......... can't we make a movie about corpses reanimated by benevolent mad scientists, trained to eat landfill rather than brains (maybe a little goat DNA in the reanimation process...) and then set to ambulate on treadmills to produce electricity? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-18-2012, 09:30 AM	#40
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I'll be the guy who miraculously manages to survive, unscathed, and defeats all the zombies. At the very end of the film, I release the villagers who have barricaded themselves in the local school, and, my back to the camera, as I hoist a little girl into the bright sky, smiling and laughing with relief that the nightmare is over, my shirt comes untucked and you can see a fresh zombie bite mark on the small of my back. I turn to face the camera with a leering, evil grin. Dolly Zoom, cut to black, dramatic music, roll credits. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

08-18-2012, 12:32 PM	#41
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	I'll be the only dwellar zombie listed in the credits "as himself."

08-20-2012, 06:50 PM	#42
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I would like the role of Bill Murray. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-21-2012, 09:58 AM	#43
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I'd be the one that the ragtag bunch of dwellars would flee to, and as you approach Chez Wolf with the fast zombies close on your heels, I would start blasting them, and say to you all, "I was wondering how long it would take you to get here," and pass out weapons and ammo to hold out against the onslaught. I would also make the sort of engaging quips about being "all out of gum." At some point, though, I'd get some zombie goo on me and try to conceal it from everyone else and eventually I'd turn and eat all of your brains. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-21-2012, 10:47 AM	#44
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	and likely starve ... __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-21-2012, 10:48 AM	#45
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I'd be one of the zombies eating Spex's brains in the opening scene.

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