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Old 09-19-2012, 07:47 AM   #1
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Is Scotland a real country?

Is Scotland a real country? Or is it the attic of England where they lock away all the loonies?
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Old 09-19-2012, 07:55 AM   #2
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When I think of a Scotsman, this is the image that comes to mind
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Old 09-19-2012, 09:13 AM   #3
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I bet that Scotsman knows how to resize a picture.

Yikes, dude!
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Old 09-19-2012, 10:16 AM   #4
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Why are you messing with the Scots?

Is it because of the weather or the booze?
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Old 09-19-2012, 10:53 AM   #5
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By virtue of birth, I am Scottish on BOTH sides.

Scots are not loonies but they are prideful and stubborn. They are also known for thrift. And kilts. They make a wonderful addition to the UK.
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Old 09-19-2012, 11:05 AM   #6
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Is Scotland a real country? Or is it the attic of England where they lock away all the loonies?
You'll have to ask the Scotch.
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Old 09-19-2012, 11:43 AM   #7
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That man has too many teeth to be an old Scot.
They have usually had them all punched out by that age.
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Old 09-19-2012, 12:50 PM   #8
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With that hat, that Scot looks like a Canadian. You know, a man from Canadia.
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Old 09-19-2012, 01:39 PM   #9
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Scotland? Real?

Small, with its own oil, largely undefended and still uninvaded by the USA?

No. It can't be real.
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Old 09-19-2012, 02:19 PM   #10
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*snorts*
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Old 09-20-2012, 10:44 AM   #11
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Thass nae a Scot!



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Old 09-20-2012, 02:44 PM   #12
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If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!
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Old 09-20-2012, 04:03 PM   #13
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Old 09-20-2012, 04:08 PM   #14
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even the birds are foul mouthed over there!

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Old 09-21-2012, 01:10 PM   #15
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even the birds are foul mouthed over there!

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I most certainly AM!
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