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Old 09-24-2004, 05:08 AM   #1
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Watermelon cutting into Art

One colleague sent me these good pictures. Hope you can learn to cut the watermelon like them.
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Old 09-24-2004, 08:00 AM   #2
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It is obvious to me that I have wasted my life. Sigh.
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Old 09-24-2004, 08:16 AM   #3
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And here we have another great example of why playing with your food should be encouraged. Those are awesome!
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Old 09-24-2004, 08:59 AM   #4
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Plug a bottle of vodka into it and I'd call it complete.
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Old 09-24-2004, 09:24 AM   #5
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I am very happy that you like the good pictures. The lamp drags me to home.
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Old 09-24-2004, 10:31 AM   #6
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Those are terriffic! I wish I had even HALF of that artistic talent.
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Old 09-24-2004, 10:41 AM   #7
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I wish I had even HALF of that artistic talent.
It is easy for you to do, just get one knife and many watermelons.
Good luck to you.
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Old 09-24-2004, 11:08 AM   #8
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Every time I think I've seen it all, human beings again amaze me. Fortunately, this time, it is amazement in a good way.

Those are *incredible*. What a brilliant concept; what amazing execution.
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Old 09-24-2004, 12:02 PM   #9
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Every time I think I've seen it all, human beings again amaze me. Fortunately, this time, it is amazement in a good way.

Yeah, I always well up with pride for the artistic ability of mankind when I see things like that. Well, that, and Octodogs.

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Old 09-24-2004, 12:16 PM   #10
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Every time I think I've seen it all, human beings again amaze me. Fortunately, this time, it is amazement in a good way.

Yeah, I always well up with pride for the artistic ability of mankind when I see things like that. Well, that, and Octodogs.


it's quite easy to make the octodog if you have the octodogger... http://www.octodog.net/.
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Old 09-24-2004, 12:22 PM   #11
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it's quite easy to make the octodog if you have the octodogger

Yeah, but don't you think that takes the magic out of it? A true artist does not carve hotdogs with the aid of a fancy automated device! Their manual efforts are the only way they can put their soul into the work and create a truly unique, eight-legged masterpiece of beefy goodness. Had I a son and if he were to see me making his lunch with a patented Octodogger, that meal would surely end up on the floor along with his tears.
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Old 09-24-2004, 12:49 PM   #12
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the t-shirt is cheaper than the octodogger!!
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Old 09-24-2004, 12:56 PM   #13
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My God, please delete Kitsune's pic. It cannot compare with the watermelon pix.
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Old 09-24-2004, 01:01 PM   #14
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My God, please delete Kitsune's pic. It cannot compare with the watermelon pix.

I- I cannot speak. How insulting!
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Old 09-24-2004, 01:03 PM   #15
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My God, please delete Kitsune's pic. It cannot compare with the watermelon pix.
Nah, it provides a bit of kistch to temper the class in your pics.

But come on, if you need an "octodogger" to do that, then it's probably best if you just wall off your kitchen and eat out from now on. But watch out for the forks at the restaurant, they can be dangerous in the wrong hands.
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