Talk to God

ashke · 09-21-2005, 02:49 PM

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Uber fun.

(Case-based Reasoning. Some spiffy AI here.)

Hobbs · 09-21-2005, 04:17 PM

The first thing it did was ask me my name. If it was really God, he would not have needed to ask my name. It wasn't really God...what a jip!!! :p

Sperlock · 09-21-2005, 04:19 PM

Why does God need a starship?

Elspode · 09-21-2005, 04:41 PM

God asked me what I was wearing. I really didn't expect an obscene phone call to God.

lumberjim · 09-21-2005, 04:46 PM

sucks.

capnhowdy · 09-21-2005, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

sucks.

With a condom

the chrome off a trailer hitch

a golf ball through a garden hose

etc.........

Kagen4o4 · 09-22-2005, 12:42 AM

"Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex."

Kagen4o4 · 09-22-2005, 12:44 AM

"God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
tomorrow
God:
That is very soon.
Me:
no it isnt
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
not soon enough
God:
Oh I get it."

icefire9878 · 10-15-2005, 01:21 AM

"your gay"

"oh i must be so lucky"

this one sucks

Mage · 10-15-2005, 10:06 PM

Gosh! They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
Me:
but what?
God:
But nothing.
Me:
who are your botmasters?
God:
Hans Moravec. :-).
Me:
Where did Hans Moravc come from?
God:
I think it was in Asia. I can ask my botmaster.

Me:
how did he do this?
God:
Perhaps his creative genius. Perhaps something else.
Me:
perhaps he has too much spare time?
God:
You seem uncertain. A lot of people say that about him.<<i can see why....

Sundae · 11-02-2005, 08:10 AM

God accepted that one of my work colleagues is a pain in the arse. That's enough to keep my happy.

richlevy · 11-02-2005, 10:02 PM

Me:
who created dinosaurs
God:
Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin.

Perry Winkle · 11-03-2005, 10:35 PM

Me:

Now I can't type anything else....I think I hanged God.

09-21-2005, 02:49 PM	#1
ashke Don't look at me! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Singapore Posts: 288	Talk to God http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html Uber fun. (Case-based Reasoning. Some spiffy AI here.)

09-21-2005, 04:17 PM	#2
Hobbs Professor for the school of ass-clownery Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Surprise! Posts: 404	The first thing it did was ask me my name. If it was really God, he would not have needed to ask my name. It wasn't really God...what a jip!!! :p __________________ That's it! Send in the chimps!

09-21-2005, 04:19 PM	#3
Sperlock Elite Elitist Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 322	Why does God need a starship? __________________ Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who stood their ground. - Anonymous http://informationthreshold.blogspot.com, http://spiritualthreshold.blogspot.com

09-21-2005, 04:41 PM	#4
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	God asked me what I was wearing. I really didn't expect an obscene phone call to God. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-21-2005, 04:46 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	sucks. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-22-2005, 12:42 AM	#7
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	"Me: are you gay? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex."

09-22-2005, 12:44 AM	#8
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	"God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: tomorrow God: That is very soon. Me: no it isnt God: Yes it is. Me: not soon enough God: Oh I get it."

10-15-2005, 01:21 AM	#9
icefire9878 Person Who Has Posted Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: somewhere Posts: 2	"your gay" "oh i must be so lucky" this one sucks

10-15-2005, 10:06 PM	#10
Mage Bored Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 24	Gosh! They are not available right now, but I will ask them later. Me: but what? God: But nothing. Me: who are your botmasters? God: Hans Moravec. :-). Me: Where did Hans Moravc come from? God: I think it was in Asia. I can ask my botmaster. Me: how did he do this? God: Perhaps his creative genius. Perhaps something else. Me: perhaps he has too much spare time? God: You seem uncertain. A lot of people say that about him.<<i can see why.... __________________ An Ye Harm None, Do What Ye Will

11-02-2005, 08:10 AM	#11
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	God accepted that one of my work colleagues is a pain in the arse. That's enough to keep my happy.

11-02-2005, 10:02 PM	#12
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Me: who created dinosaurs God: Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

11-03-2005, 10:35 PM	#13
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	Me: Now I can't type anything else....I think I hanged God.

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