Cellar Women I *So* Want to Do

[Elspode]

Oh...my...god...

I am *really* sorry Ducks. That's the trouble with booze...memory loss. Just let me say that you are the only reason I would actually go to Australia.

Jacquelita is observant. I *am* always mackin' on the women. However, it is purely out of admiration for their loveliness. Besides, last time I checked with one, women generally *like* to be desired by men. I mean, its not like I'm sending them pics of my package or talking dirty to them. I try to communicate my lust for our Cellar beauties as tastefully as possible, without diluting my primary message, which is, essentially...I'd like to do 'em.

I'm honest, anyway. I'm also rather respectful in person. Ask Labrat...and there isn't anyone here that turns me on more than her, both as person and sex object. :-)

[DanaC]

I mean, its not like I'm sending them pics of my package or talking dirty to them.

And why not???

[monster]

Originally Posted by Elspode

I am *really* sorry Ducks.

I think sky, pie and limey were also trying to point out that they were neglected.....

[bluecuracao]

I'm assuming that I was accidently left off the list--so I'm not offended.

[elSicomoro]

Originally Posted by monster

I think sky, pie and limey were also trying to point out that they were neglected.....

And this is exactly why Ep was a dumbass for trying to post such a list. He was bound to leave someone out.

[skysidhe]

Originally Posted by monster

I think sky, pie and limey were also trying to point out that they were neglected.....

thanks monster but there's you and more females than can be counted!
Don't feel bad for me. Cat calls from old men with ED in real life don't turn me on so someone from the internet who is compensating for his life style this way isn't a cat call I want either. No offense spode

[lumberjim]

no offense!?

dayum.

and you think of yourself as nice? heartless hussy! back to the loch with ya!

[monster]

Originally Posted by lumberjim

back to the loch with ya!

but I'm the monster, not sky.

or are you calling me a heartless hussy?

sky, are you menopausal? It's just the internet. t'aint real!

honestly folks! This was a drunk post in nothingland! take it as that enjoy it or just leave it the hell alone.

I'm not offended by not being on that list -'splode knows I'm a chick with a little extra ...and it frightens the hell out of him....

[DanaC]

Mmm. I thought that was a bit harsh too Sky. 'sup, you havin a bad night?

[skysidhe]

People seem really tuned into me. Please just ignore me. If someone is offended with me THEY can address it.

This sideline attention is a little feels a little obsessional. Please ignore me as you ignore others.

Truth is the truth. It isn't negative or positive. I am not seeking anyones attention. My comment was for Monster not the two of you and btw I am having a great night.

[lumberjim]

Dana, the crazy chick wasn't talking to us. She was eviscerating Elspode directly to Monster....privately on this bulletin board. I totally believe her when she says she's a nice person in real life ...over and over again though. And when she acts like we're all obsessed with her? that's gospel.


Jinx, stop muttering 'loopy cunt' under your breath, Ok? i'm talking to dana here!

[DanaC]

My comment was for Monster not the two of you

If you don't want other dwellars to respond to your posts, then perhaps sending them via private message would be more appropriate, rather than posting them on the open boards.

btw I am having a great night.

Good!

[skysidhe]

elspode dosn't give a rat's ass what I say, think or do.


You are making big deal out of nothing. If elspode wants to kick my ass he can do it himself but I doubt it. He's a natural horny male and it's OK.


gawd people

[Elspode]

Originally Posted by skysidhe

thanks monster but there's you and more females than can be counted!
Don't feel bad for me. Cat calls from old men with ED in real life don't turn me on so someone from the internet who is compensating for his life style this way isn't a cat call I want either. No offense spode

None taken. And its only occasional ED, and for those times, I give excellent thumb, and my oral skills have been repeatedly praised. I've actually had one partner recently who injured herself when cumming...twice.

BTW, I am not "compensating" for anything. In fact, I'm not even real sure WTF you meant by that.

[JuancoRocks]

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