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11-15-2007, 10:36 AM | #1 | |
Doctor Wtf
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Man Has Sex With Bicycle
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What exactly did he do wrong? He's a consenting adult and the bicycle is... well, a bicycle. It was in his own bedroom! Is it a crime to not hear the knock on the door because you are, cough, too busy? So the cleaners saw him. Would it have still been an offense if his partner had been a human? A sex-doll? Three years registered as a sex offender for this???? the unserious side: * That's not how to pump up the tires! * Take good care of your inner tube. * Back in the saddle again. * No, "handlebar" is one word.
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11-15-2007, 10:39 AM | #2 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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That's ridiculous. Your jokes, I mean. Just kidding!
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11-15-2007, 10:44 AM | #3 |
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A bicycle, you say? Hmm...
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11-15-2007, 10:45 AM | #4 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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If he were any good at all, it would have been a unicycle and he would be spinning plates on sticks and juggling at the same time.
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11-15-2007, 11:03 AM | #5 |
changed his status to single
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wow, i hear the bicycles are wild.
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11-15-2007, 11:10 AM | #6 |
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That is perverted. They need to just haul this scumbag off to jail where he belongs, so that decent, right-thinking citizens can get back to banging their roller skates.
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11-15-2007, 11:28 AM | #7 |
Looking forward to open mic night.
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Hell, if it was his bicycle I don't see the problem. If he were scewing my bicycle there would be a problem....
Well, I'm trying to picture this and, well my problem is, how do you screw a bicycle? Spokes or seat or what?!? A new way to do maintenance? Ran out of tools?
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11-15-2007, 12:12 PM | #9 |
Looking forward to open mic night.
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Yes, jealousy Zen...I don't have a bike.
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11-15-2007, 12:13 PM | #10 |
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That's sick. I only have sex with heterocycles.
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11-15-2007, 12:26 PM | #11 |
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It would have been even more if the bicycle had been under age.
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11-15-2007, 12:29 PM | #12 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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11-15-2007, 12:29 PM | #13 |
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guess he didn't have a fat bottomed girl handy . . .
Bicycle bicycle bicycle I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride it where I like
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11-15-2007, 12:31 PM | #14 |
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Maybe it was a tandem bike and his partner was hiding under the bed doping up.
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11-15-2007, 12:35 PM | #15 |
Doctor Wtf
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welcome Icileparadise! doesn't the tour d' France have enough image problems?! Speaking of France ... is that a French inspired user name? Ici le paradise?
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