What is pissing you off this time? - Page 75

Griff · 02-14-2015, 08:28 AM

War marketing and we're going to buy in.

orthodoc · 02-14-2015, 06:31 PM

Wow - so many media reports and none of them mention that the number of ISIS fighters was: 8. So much hype and drama about American troops being in danger, even though they were across the very large base, a few km away. 8 dudes, seriously?

xoxoxoBruce · 02-17-2015, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff

War marketing and we're going to buy in.

And not let truth get in the damn way, either.

Gravdigr · 02-20-2015, 02:07 PM

Goddammit. I am without a doubt the stupidest fucking idiot I know. Not one functioning brain cell. Just, a goddamn moron. I left my Kodak camera in the jeep for a day or two, and remembered it last night. When I brought it in, it immediately began sweating, literally, water ran down my hand before I got the length of the house. So, I, in my infinite fucking wisdom, opened the little door where the card and battery go. I pulled out the card and battery, and left the little door open so that any condensation inside would get air and dry right the fuck out. Which it did. Then, when I was putting things back together today, I powered up the camera, and was greeted with "The camera has lost the date/time and needs to be reset.", and then showed me the options: Reset Time/Date, and Cancel.

GODDAMN IT.

You see, friends and neighbors, some time ago all the buttons on the back of my stoic little Kodak decided to cease to function. All I can see, all I'll ever see, is that message: "The camera has lost the date/time and needs to be reset." Nothing can be done. There is nothing to be done. "The camera has lost the date/time and needs to be reset."

I coddled this camera for two years, making sure it never, ever ran the battery down. I would be doing something, and all of a sudden "Ooh, I better charge the Kodak!", because I knew it was over if the battery ever went dead.

That little camera would take pics that put the big, bulky Fujifuckingpieceofgoddamnshit I bought to shame. The Fujifuckingpieceofgoddamnshit has never taken a pic that even compares with those Kodak pics. EVER.

And I took the battery out. Fuck. FUCK.

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I loved that little camera. Thinking on it, now, it may well have been my favorite possession. I cannot readily think of anything I own that I've thought more of, than that camera.

Goddamn I'm a fucking idiot.

glatt · 02-20-2015, 02:12 PM

I'm sorry grav. I liked your pictures too.

I can't help but notice that there seems to be more wrong with that camera than an error message on the screen.

Sundae · 02-20-2015, 02:20 PM

Shit, Grav. That's angry.

I loved my Kodak. And my Mum's Kodak (bought to replace mine because it was the only digital camera she'd learned how to use).

But once again Dad "tidied away" the charger, so she had to get a whole new camera. Hmmmm. Bear in mind this is the third or maybe even fourth such incident. He has Alzheimers, she doesn't, you'd think she'd learn.
Also she said, "I don't think it was a very good camera anyway." Yes it was, Mother. You thought it was bad because you keep trying to take photos of two lively little boys in one shot and don't get why the camera focuses between the two of them.
And then, after asking my advice about a replacement you then buy the cheapest one on the market which finishes the job of trashing my nails as I try to insert the card and battery because it's not nice and chunky like the one it's replacing, it's plasticky and feeble and I wish you luck with it because I can't write you a crib sheet like I did with the Kodak because I'm completely unfamiliar with it...

So I feel your pain.
But I only bit off my fake fingernails, I didn't attack them with a hammer.

Gravdigr · 02-20-2015, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

I can't help but notice that there seems to be more wrong with that camera than an error message on the screen.

Oh, I fixed the error message. It doesn't come up. Anymore.

Gravdigr · 02-20-2015, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae

That's angry....I didn't attack them with a hammer.

I was angry. So very angry indeed. At myself. Still am, and will be for not a little while. So I broke out the ol' ST5010 ACME Decombobulator.

Also:

I require closure.

Gravdigr · 02-20-2015, 02:48 PM

A hammer is a wonderful thing.

Gravdigr · 02-20-2015, 02:49 PM

I still can't believe I took the battery out.

glatt · 02-20-2015, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I require closure.

You gotta find old man winter and shoot him dead.

Sundae · 02-20-2015, 02:51 PM

Don't ever wear fake nails.

glatt · 02-20-2015, 03:07 PM

Words of wisdom right there.

Carruthers · 02-20-2015, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae

Don't ever wear fake nails.

Is a fake hammer required to hit fake nails?

C'mon, it's a reasonable question.

Gravdigr · 02-20-2015, 03:12 PM

Does one need to have false teeth to chew false nails?

02-14-2015, 08:28 AM	#1111
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	War marketing and we're going to buy in. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

02-14-2015, 06:31 PM	#1112
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Wow - so many media reports and none of them mention that the number of ISIS fighters was: 8. So much hype and drama about American troops being in danger, even though they were across the very large base, a few km away. 8 dudes, seriously? __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

02-20-2015, 02:07 PM	#1114
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Goddammit. I am without a doubt the stupidest fucking idiot I know. Not one functioning brain cell. Just, a goddamn moron. I left my Kodak camera in the jeep for a day or two, and remembered it last night. When I brought it in, it immediately began sweating, literally, water ran down my hand before I got the length of the house. So, I, in my infinite fucking wisdom, opened the little door where the card and battery go. I pulled out the card and battery, and left the little door open so that any condensation inside would get air and dry right the fuck out. Which it did. Then, when I was putting things back together today, I powered up the camera, and was greeted with "The camera has lost the date/time and needs to be reset.", and then showed me the options: Reset Time/Date, and Cancel. *GODDAMN IT.* You see, friends and neighbors, some time ago all the buttons on the back of my stoic little Kodak decided to cease to function. All I can see, all I'll ever see, is that message: "The camera has lost the date/time and needs to be reset." Nothing can be done. There is nothing to be done. "The camera has lost the date/time and needs to be reset." I coddled this camera for two years, making sure it never, ever ran the battery down. I would be doing something, and all of a sudden "Ooh, I better charge the Kodak!", because I knew it was over if the battery ever went dead. That little camera would take pics that put the big, bulky Fujifuckingpieceofgoddamnshit I bought to shame. The Fujifuckingpieceofgoddamnshit has never taken a pic that even compares with those Kodak pics. EVER. And I took the battery out. Fuck. FUCK. I loved that little camera. Thinking on it, now, it may well have been my favorite possession. I cannot readily think of anything I own that I've thought more of, than that camera. Goddamn I'm a fucking idiot. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-20-2015, 02:20 PM	#1116
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Shit, Grav. That's angry. I loved my Kodak. And my Mum's Kodak (bought to replace mine because it was the only digital camera she'd learned how to use). But once again Dad "tidied away" the charger, so she had to get a whole new camera. Hmmmm. Bear in mind this is the third or maybe even fourth such incident. He has Alzheimers, she doesn't, you'd think she'd learn. Also she said, "I don't think it was a very good camera anyway." Yes it was, Mother. You thought it was bad because you keep trying to take photos of two lively little boys in one shot and don't get why the camera focuses between the two of them. And then, after asking my advice about a replacement you then buy the cheapest one on the market which finishes the job of trashing my nails as I try to insert the card and battery because it's not nice and chunky like the one it's replacing, it's plasticky and feeble and I wish you luck with it because I can't write you a crib sheet like I did with the Kodak because I'm completely unfamiliar with it... So I feel your pain. But I only bit off my fake fingernails, I didn't attack them with a hammer. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

02-20-2015, 02:48 PM	#1119
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	A hammer is a wonderful thing. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-20-2015, 02:12 PM	#1115
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I'm sorry grav. I liked your pictures too. I can't help but notice that there seems to be more wrong with that camera than an error message on the screen.

02-20-2015, 02:49 PM	#1120
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I still can't believe I took the battery out. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-20-2015, 02:51 PM	#1122
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Don't ever wear fake nails. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

02-20-2015, 03:07 PM	#1123
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Words of wisdom right there.

02-20-2015, 03:12 PM	#1125
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Does one need to have false teeth to chew false nails? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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