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monster · 03-24-2011, 11:06 AM

I thought my belly was making weird noises. Turns out it's the cat snoring.

monster · 03-24-2011, 11:06 AM

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I'm glad a tornado didn't sweep you away

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Thank you.

Well then the entire forum would have been all about you and not nearly enough about me.

infinite monkey · 03-24-2011, 11:15 AM

*snort*

Why the heck did you think I wanted the tornado? I'd be famous! Everyone would feel really sorry for me.

glatt · 03-24-2011, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

I thought my belly was making weird noises. Turns out it's the cat snoring.

When my daughter goes off to her room to go to bed, she sounds exactly like a cat in a litter box, scraping the litter around. I don't know wtf she's doing in there.

monster · 03-24-2011, 11:17 AM

Westboro Baptist Nutters would picket your memorial service and everything

Spexxvet · 03-24-2011, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt

When my daughter goes off to her room to go to bed, she sounds exactly like a cat in a litter box, scraping the litter around. I don't know wtf she's doing in there.

Cleaning her weed.

infinite monkey · 03-24-2011, 11:18 AM

Hahahaha!

When my cat uses the litter box it sounds like the back door is opening.

What's up with the ventriloquist cats?

monster · 03-24-2011, 11:20 AM

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What's up with the ventriloquist cats?

I dunno, but mine needs to snore louder, I'm hungry!

Sundae · 03-24-2011, 03:31 PM

Our next door neighbour washing down the skirting boards in her front bedroom sounds like my cat scratching to get out of my room apparently.

Mum went up to check on Diz a couple of times to find him snoozing happily in his drawer under my bed. Eventually she realised the noises were coming from BEHIND THE WALL! She knocked (bravely I think, although it was midday) and Maureen called back in answer. The walls aren't paper thin, but if everything else is silent and you are deliberately trying to contact the other person it's possible to do so. They went out and had a natter over the back fence about it.

glatt · 03-25-2011, 07:24 AM

Today is my 20th anniversary with my current employer. How did that happen?

infinite monkey · 03-25-2011, 08:27 AM

Wow, glatt. That doesn't happen so much these days. You should have a total meltdown and start throwing stuff and barking at people. They'd be like "what the heck happened to our mild-mannered glatt? Twenty years must be the breaking point!"

Congratulations!

Clodfobble · 03-25-2011, 09:07 AM

Wow. 20 years is a lot!

TheMercenary · 03-25-2011, 09:11 AM

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Today is my 20th anniversary with my current employer. How did that happen?

Well done mate. It goes by faster than you think. I am 9 years out of my 20 years in the service and it seems like yesterday.

glatt · 03-25-2011, 09:22 AM

Thanks everyone. Funny thing is that I never even chose this job. It all just kind of happened. I needed to pay rent, so I started temping. After a while, got hired. And they pay me just enough to make it not worth the hassle of going out and getting a better job. Plus, with all my seniority, I get tons of vacation time. So I'm never motivated to leave. Not exactly a glowing assessment of my job, but at least I'm employed and the future is looking fairly secure.

But man, 20 years! To be able to say that means I'm not a kid anymore. That's a serious amount of time.

footfootfoot · 03-25-2011, 09:45 AM

dude, did you start just out of high school? You're, what, 40?

03-24-2011, 11:06 AM	#2071
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I thought my belly was making weird noises. Turns out it's the cat snoring. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-24-2011, 11:17 AM	#2075
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Westboro Baptist Nutters would picket your memorial service and everything __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Wow. 20 years is a lot! __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

03-25-2011, 09:45 AM	#2085
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	dude, did you start just out of high school? You're, what, 40? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-24-2011, 11:15 AM	#2073
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	snort Why the heck did you think I wanted the tornado? I'd be famous! Everyone would feel really sorry for me.

03-24-2011, 11:18 AM	#2077
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Hahahaha! When my cat uses the litter box it sounds like the back door is opening. What's up with the ventriloquist cats?

03-24-2011, 03:31 PM	#2079
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Our next door neighbour washing down the skirting boards in her front bedroom sounds like my cat scratching to get out of my room apparently. Mum went up to check on Diz a couple of times to find him snoozing happily in his drawer under my bed. Eventually she realised the noises were coming from BEHIND THE WALL! She knocked (bravely I think, although it was midday) and Maureen called back in answer. The walls aren't paper thin, but if everything else is silent and you are deliberately trying to contact the other person it's possible to do so. They went out and had a natter over the back fence about it.

03-25-2011, 07:24 AM	#2080
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Today is my 20th anniversary with my current employer. How did that happen?

03-25-2011, 08:27 AM	#2081
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Wow, glatt. That doesn't happen so much these days. You should have a total meltdown and start throwing stuff and barking at people. They'd be like "what the heck happened to our mild-mannered glatt? Twenty years must be the breaking point!" Congratulations!

03-25-2011, 09:22 AM	#2084
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Thanks everyone. Funny thing is that I never even chose this job. It all just kind of happened. I needed to pay rent, so I started temping. After a while, got hired. And they pay me just enough to make it not worth the hassle of going out and getting a better job. Plus, with all my seniority, I get tons of vacation time. So I'm never motivated to leave. Not exactly a glowing assessment of my job, but at least I'm employed and the future is looking fairly secure. But man, 20 years! To be able to say that means I'm not a kid anymore. That's a serious amount of time.

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