Bar Exam

melidasaur · 07-13-2006, 06:38 PM

Hey all - I haven't been on very much at all lately because I am currently studying for the Illinois Bar Exam. It's on July 25 and 26th - I would totally appreciate your thoughts, prayers, good vibrations etc as I make my final two week push. I'll let you know how it goes and most importantly if I pass (won't know until October).

warch · 07-13-2006, 07:03 PM

Study hard and do well. wishing all the best!
And as UT will agree, "if it doesnt fit, you must acquit."

xoxoxoBruce · 07-14-2006, 03:51 AM

After October you'll be one of....... THEM.

Trilby · 07-14-2006, 09:30 AM

Best wishes to you! (you ARE prepared for all the lawyer jokes, right?)

Spexxvet · 07-14-2006, 09:39 AM

I always fail - I just can't seem to pass a bar! ba-dum!

Ridgeplate · 07-14-2006, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

I always fail - I just can't seem to pass a bar! ba-dum!

We may have to bar you from this thread for that...

Elspode · 07-14-2006, 01:36 PM

You mean jokes such as, "What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? There are skid marks in front of the skunk."

Best vibes for a record setting bar exam performance, MS!

07-14-2006, 01:39 PM

*Sending loving and encouraging energy*

Ridgeplate · 07-14-2006, 01:51 PM

More like bad puns, such as:

There was an aspiring Law-aur,
who went by the name, Melidasaur
the stuying was intense, and took many an haur,
and mentioned it was, to those of the Cellaur.
Best wishes indeed, for passing the Baur!

wolf · 07-14-2006, 02:14 PM

What do you call a busload of lawyers on the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Why won't sharks eat lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

velocityboy · 07-14-2006, 07:47 PM

Good luck

What type of law will you be specializing in?

Dagney · 07-14-2006, 07:54 PM

If she says personal injury, I say we all chip in to get her sneakers to chase her first ambulance

(That's what we did to my cousin, who does practice PI Law *G*)

Griff · 07-15-2006, 07:31 AM

Good Luck, we'll try not to hold it against you.

capnhowdy · 07-15-2006, 01:34 PM

Good Luck!

...and you guys quit screwing around for an hour after we show up ON TIME for court. Sheesh.

Seriously. Study hard and focus.

07-13-2006, 06:38 PM	#1
melidasaur Traded your soul for pogs. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Champaign, IL Posts: 646	Bar Exam Hey all - I haven't been on very much at all lately because I am currently studying for the Illinois Bar Exam. It's on July 25 and 26th - I would totally appreciate your thoughts, prayers, good vibrations etc as I make my final two week push. I'll let you know how it goes and most importantly if I pass (won't know until October). __________________ I love England, what can I say?

07-14-2006, 03:51 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	After October you'll be one of....... THEM. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-14-2006, 09:30 AM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Best wishes to you! (you ARE prepared for all the lawyer jokes, right?) __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

07-14-2006, 09:39 AM	#5
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I always fail - I just can't seem to pass a bar! ba-dum! __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

07-14-2006, 01:36 PM	#7
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	You mean jokes such as, "What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? There are skid marks in front of the skunk." Best vibes for a record setting bar exam performance, MS! __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-13-2006, 07:03 PM	#2
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	Study hard and do well. wishing all the best! And as UT will agree, "if it doesnt fit, you must acquit."

07-14-2006, 01:39 PM	#8
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Sending loving and encouraging energy

07-14-2006, 01:51 PM	#9
Ridgeplate Zen Laxatives: "This too shall pass..." Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 53	More like bad puns, such as: There was an aspiring Law-aur, who went by the name, Melidasaur the stuying was intense, and took many an haur, and mentioned it was, to those of the Cellaur. Best wishes indeed, for passing the Baur!

07-14-2006, 02:14 PM	#10
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	What do you call a busload of lawyers on the bottom of the ocean? A good start. Why won't sharks eat lawyers? Professional Courtesy. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-14-2006, 07:47 PM	#11
velocityboy Drawn Druid Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Issaquah, WA Posts: 32	Good luck What type of law will you be specializing in?

07-14-2006, 07:54 PM	#12
Dagney The Prodigal Brat Returneth Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 1,107	If she says personal injury, I say we all chip in to get her sneakers to chase her first ambulance (That's what we did to my cousin, who does practice PI Law G) __________________ The Constitution gives every American the right to make a total fool out of himself. But that doesn't mean you need to.

07-15-2006, 07:31 AM	#13
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Good Luck, we'll try not to hold it against you. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-15-2006, 01:34 PM	#14
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Good Luck! ...and you guys quit screwing around for an hour after we show up ON TIME for court. Sheesh. Seriously. Study hard and focus. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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