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Old 10-26-2005, 01:42 PM   #316
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I got 11 out of 15 too, and I'm pissed. There were only two non-perverts in the whole sampling. I would have done better just by guessing that they were *all* perverts.
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Old 10-26-2005, 02:01 PM   #317
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I started with that, and then realized that it was a run of pervs.

Weren't there three? The DUI, the forger, and the misc. drug charges guy?
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Old 10-26-2005, 03:12 PM   #318
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Ooo. the test has changed in the last few minutes to "perv or druggie"

now it's kind of more funnerer
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Old 10-27-2005, 12:13 PM   #319
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The most awesome lip-synching video EVER.

Two Chinese students doing one of those irritatingly catchy Backstreet Boys tunes. Watch the whole thing and don't smile -- impossible.


If it skips, just rewind and start over -- it'll play right then.
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Old 10-27-2005, 12:31 PM   #320
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And a disturbing exchange between a 9-year-old and his mom over whether or not he has to stop playing a video game, and whether or not she should bring him some "mother****ing chocolate milk".

The strongest support for corporal punishment (not for the kid, for the mom that lets her kid act that way) I've seen today. NSFW audio.
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Old 10-27-2005, 01:06 PM   #321
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What a charming family.
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Old 10-27-2005, 03:39 PM   #322
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That was the funniest thing I've watched all day! My favorite part was the fella in the back who's playing on the computer. He doesn't even have headphones on and he's not rocking out. I wonder how many times he had to listen to them practice.

Then again I think of our new college freshman and what he's up to when he could be studying. On second thought, I don't think I want to know any more than I already do.
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Old 10-27-2005, 04:17 PM   #323
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Excuse me, but didn't we see enough of this little f*cker in The Matrix?!
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Old 10-28-2005, 07:26 PM   #324
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TAke a look http://www.wereporters.com/geonews.htm
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Old 10-29-2005, 01:11 AM   #325
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Very well-done, touching, beautiful and original flash music video:

http://www.jcbsong.co.uk/jcbvideo.asp
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Old 10-29-2005, 01:24 AM   #326
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Interesting, but there was an Entertainment story datelined California that the map located somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean a few hundred miles off the coast of Gabon.

Seems like they are still working out a few kinks.

Okay, this is too funny. Here is the story that was floating in the Atlantic off the coast of Africa ...

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A Roseville attorney has been sentenced to more than five years in prison on charges of forgery, battery and illegal possession of drugs.

Jonathan R. Tyrell, 38, pleaded no contest to the felony charges and to a misdemeanor charge of child molestation for videotaping young males as they held their breath under water.

At his sentencing Wednesday, Tyrell was also ordered to register as a sex offender, said Deputy District Attorney Jeff Wilson.

Tyrell's attorney, Barry Zimmerman of Auburn, had argued against prison time.

"Mr. Tyrell was totally an appropriate candidate for probation," Zimmerman said.

Tyrell had accepted responsibility for his actions and prison would prevent him receiving treatment and resuming his life, Zimmerman said, adding that he planned to appeal the sentence.

Tyrell came to the attention of law enforcement in December when he tried to stop an eviction against him by submitting a forged court order. The forgery was discovered when he confused two judge's names, Wilson said.

That discovery led authorities to two other falsified legal documents, Wilson said.

A search warrant served on Tyrell at his home uncovered drugs, drug paraphernalia and videotapes of young males in swimsuits submerging themselves in a bathtub in Tyrell's house, Wilson said.

Tyrell said the videotapes were shot as part of a scientific research project involving holding one's breath, Wilson said.

"We believe he did it for his own sexual gratification," Wilson said.
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Old 10-29-2005, 03:23 PM   #327
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Very well-done, touching, beautiful and original flash music video:

http://www.jcbsong.co.uk/jcbvideo.asp
Really liked it! Made a friend of mine cry, bringing back old memories of riding on his dad's tractor.
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Old 10-29-2005, 04:25 PM   #328
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Very well-done, touching, beautiful and original flash music video:

http://www.jcbsong.co.uk/jcbvideo.asp
Nice, put me right back in the day.

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Old 10-30-2005, 06:15 PM   #329
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Cool Guinness commercial.
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Old 11-04-2005, 10:53 AM   #330
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Silly String is saving U.S. lives in Iraq.
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