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Old 07-29-2007, 11:34 AM   #16
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Usup, I have no idea what you mean by that, but welcome to the Cellar :P

Now there are two people with 'Kavkaz United' as their usertitles, my curiosity is peaked, what does it refer to?
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Old 07-29-2007, 11:36 AM   #17
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"Accept your own" or "parents except your own" - you lost me.
(I know - its not that hard)

Oh and welcome to the cellar
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Old 07-29-2007, 12:10 PM   #18
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woopsy daisy. "Accept your own" is what I meant. I thank you for the welcoming corrections. Let the party begin.
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Old 07-29-2007, 12:22 PM   #19
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Hey DanaC,
I changed my user title by the way.
Kavkaz United refers to a region under Russia called Kavkaz where we originate from. The word United means well "united".
I've known Rexmons my whole life and he told me about the cellar.
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Old 07-29-2007, 12:54 PM   #20
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Ahh. I went googling and there was a Kavkaz United football team. I had wondered if that's what it was, cause so many football teams are 'united'.
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Old 07-29-2007, 01:02 PM   #21
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Nah, we dont do football. We do Russians.
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Old 07-29-2007, 01:42 PM   #22
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Uh. Yeah, it's a joke.

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How Can Jesus Edit a Website?
It's a lot easier than you would think. The Center for Rational Debate has a very close relationship with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. When we first started this website, we all got together and prayed to Jesus. He did so much for us that He seemed like the perfect choice for our editor-in-chief position. After all, who could possibly turn down an applicant that lists "Lord and Savior" and "source of all knowledge and morality" as previous job responsibilities! Soon Jesus responded and accepted the position. The office was overjoyed.

Before an article is published on our website, I grab some wine and crackers and pretend they are the blood and guts of Christ to whet my appetite. Once my fervor reaches the point of no return, I devour the body of Christ like a rabid dog. This ensures that I am ready for divine communication. I open the prayer waves with Jesus by thanking Him for all that He has done for us. Soon a voice inside my head tells me whether or not the article is ready for publication. Sometimes the writing just isn't up to snuff and Jesus sends it back to the Center for Rational Debate for further editing. Other times, the article is given the thumbs up for publication.
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Old 07-29-2007, 02:07 PM   #23
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has anyone tried those phone# on that link?
WOW - the phone #'s and the link are the real deal! Now thats scary.
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Old 07-29-2007, 03:08 PM   #24
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I've known Rexmons my whole life and he told me about the cellar.
I've never met this man before in my life.
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Old 07-29-2007, 06:48 PM   #25
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OMG, that website is hilarious. Don't miss the hate mail!

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Old 07-29-2007, 07:10 PM   #26
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I've never met this man before in my life.
Then how did you know he was a man?
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Old 07-29-2007, 09:26 PM   #27
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Because non of the cells allow women.
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Old 07-30-2007, 11:23 AM   #28
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Because non of the cells allow women.

...thats a beheadin'
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Old 07-30-2007, 12:23 PM   #29
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I'd have expected that.
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Old 08-06-2007, 05:58 PM   #30
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That site is so obviously pro-atheist and liberal.
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