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Old 05-23-2004, 05:27 AM   #1
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(Husbands and wives)

The wife who is saving herself for Jesus will find little happynes in her marriage.

The husband who is forced to spend to much time in the dog house will find a cat house.
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Old 05-23-2004, 12:09 PM   #2
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Enough with posting dumb-ass (and largely misogynist) jokes all over the board already. They are NOT topics for discussion. They are just your way of drawing attention to yourself with your so-called humor. Why don't you try making an intelligent contribution to one of the threads already in progress?

PS And it's WAVING, not WAIVING unless you mean it in the sense "to waive" which according to the AMERICAN HERITAGE DICTIONARY means "to put aside or temporarily defer." If you use the term waive then adhere to its meaning and put all these dumb jokes aside and defer posting them. Thank you.

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Old 05-23-2004, 12:14 PM   #3
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Grasshopper, the wind will blow whether you argue with it or not. Save your energy and attention for the appreciation of the wildflower.

(Can you tell that I bought the DVD set of "Kung Fu: The Complete First Season" or what?)
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Old 05-23-2004, 12:23 PM   #4
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Grasshopper, the wind will blow whether you argue with it or not. Save your energy and attention for the appreciation of the wildflower.

(Can you tell that I bought the DVD set of "Kung Fu: The Complete First Season" or what?)
Was that intended for me or Perry 5? You have the complete first season of Kung Fu on CD? I'm green with envy. I loved that show! It was so dopey, but so compelling. I never missed a single night of it!
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Old 05-23-2004, 12:27 PM   #5
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p5 clearly doesn't listen ... it's not worth the waste of neuron firings to argue with him. He's nowhere near as entertaining as radar.

I loved Kung Fu too, and the full set came in at a surprisingly managable $29.95 ... they kept the costs down by using double sided CDs, so it's three CDs instead of 6. Perhaps your local public library system will get it.
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Old 05-23-2004, 12:29 PM   #6
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UT, you must be aware of this by now, is there some reason you havn`t stepped on it?
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Old 05-23-2004, 12:30 PM   #7
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Mebbe UT popped a noodle and is P5?
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Old 05-23-2004, 12:44 PM   #8
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People don`t tend to shit where they sleep, if he was going to do that I would`ve thought he would have done it somewhere else.

I also give UT more credit.
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Old 05-23-2004, 12:46 PM   #9
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I loved Kung Fu too, and the full set came in at a surprisingly managable $29.95 ... they kept the costs down by using double sided CDs, so it's three CDs instead of 6. Perhaps your local public library system will get it.
OOOh! OOOH! (jumping up and down excitedly), and my public library is open on Sundays. I'm going down to harass them right now!
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Old 05-23-2004, 02:36 PM   #10
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The last time I removed posts people had shit-fits about it and left the place... facilitated by yourself iirc
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Old 05-23-2004, 03:49 PM   #11
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Leave the threads alone, as there has been some amusing conversation unrelated to the original postings ... but you did briefly put Tomas Rueda on no new post status. That may be appropriate here.

Or we can just see what happens over the next week ... he might get bored, after all.
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Old 05-23-2004, 04:32 PM   #12
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Or run out of tasteless jokes, but he probably has a whole book of them
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Old 05-23-2004, 07:21 PM   #13
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i don't see that end coming soon.

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Old 05-23-2004, 07:43 PM   #14
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dude reminds me of tw
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Old 05-23-2004, 08:58 PM   #15
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Oh, c'mon. When did you ever see TW post less than a few hundred words. And if you sift through them, TW usually has a point.
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