The ULTIMATE Question - Page 7

morethanpretty · 11-06-2006, 10:25 PM

Shouldv'e known my arse would shock ppl into non-responsiveness. I know I know its flabby.

DucksNuts · 11-07-2006, 03:09 AM

Silly goose, its not a flabby arse.

If I happened to be into female butts, I would definitely comment that you had a hot arse and do the drooly smiley

I'm like male arses, but I am happy to say you have a nice arse for a fellow chick

LabRat · 11-07-2006, 09:24 AM

I was gone, but rock on! It's all about the asstitude.

OK, whose next?

Elspode · 11-07-2006, 12:56 PM

MTP, you've got one of those nice, high-set back porches, perched up on top of the legs, making them look longer than normal.

I'd grab it.

lhatcher · 11-09-2006, 10:50 AM

9 out of 10 guys like women with big butts, and the 10th guy likes the other 9 guys

yesman065 · 11-09-2006, 11:29 AM

morethanpretty · 11-09-2006, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

MTP, you've got one of those nice, high-set back porches, perched up on top of the legs, making them look longer than normal.

I wish...I'm only 5'2" (I like being short) and my body is best describes as being squat.

morethanpretty · 11-09-2006, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lhatcher

9 out of 10 guys like women with big butts, and the 10th guy likes the other 9 guys

I thought that it was actually 8 out of 10 guys who like big butts, and the
9th and 10th like each other...

DucksNuts · 11-09-2006, 08:31 PM

well crap - no wonder my arse isnt getting any action

yesman065 · 11-10-2006, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

well crap - no wonder my arse isnt getting any action

Thats because you keep it down under

LabRat · 11-10-2006, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty

...I'm only 5'2"...

So am I. My inseam is 29". I have to buy 'short' or 'ankle' length jeans or I look like I raided my big sister's closet. The trick is to wear shoes with a thick heel, and absolutely NO bell-bottomish jeans, or you look like a walking house of mirrors trick. Bootcut are great, especially with a heeled shoe or boot. Totally lengthens your leg.

Also, my absolute favorite 2 styles of jeans are Polo "Saturday" style (which they don't make any F-ing more because Ralphie quit selling in the US) or Tommy Hilfiger 'Boyfriend' style. The latter comes in 'ankle' length, and the fit is both confortable and flattering. Normally $60, but go on sale for as low as $40, plus if you have a Younkers around you, they always have coupons for additional $$ off. I got 2 pairs of TH 'boyfriend's for $32 each a couple weeks ago.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-10-2006, 10:28 PM

long legs, short legs....once they go pasted my ears, I don't care how far they go.

lookout123 · 11-11-2006, 08:44 AM

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if you have a Younkers around you

yeah! younkers. lovd that place. worked there for quite awhile until the loser security guard became very very afraid of me after i made certain promises to him after he held my very scared very 16 year old sister in a locked room bullying her.

LabRat · 11-14-2006, 10:40 AM

What the heck was he bullying her for?

lookout123 · 11-14-2006, 01:00 PM

she was a sales clerk, and i had her ring out some stuff for me. i worked at night unloading semi's. perfectly legit, receipt to match... he didn't like me and took her in and accused her of stealing stuff, threatened her with arrest for theft unless she told them that i did it. kept her for several hours. she called me after they finally let her go and told me about it. i went down there with the receipt and called the store manager, the HR manager, and showed them the receipt so they thought the situation was settled. i told them it was just getting started. they had two choices, either they put out a formal apology stating that the security guard was an asshat and my sister did nothing wrong or i would end his career. they laughed at me and told me to leave.

two weeks later the security guard was mysteriously arrested after they received a tip that he was stealing things. he was so confident that he let them search his car... til they found a case of ralph lauren stuff in his trunk.

dumb bastard, picking on a little girl to feel tough...

*should also point out that he didn't like me because i removed him from the bar i worked at for being offensive. he got stupid and ended up embarrassing himself and his friends.

11-06-2006, 10:25 PM	#91
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Shouldv'e known my arse would shock ppl into non-responsiveness. I know I know its flabby. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

11-07-2006, 09:24 AM	#93
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	I was gone, but rock on! It's all about the asstitude. OK, whose next? __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

11-07-2006, 12:56 PM	#94
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	MTP, you've got one of those nice, high-set back porches, perched up on top of the legs, making them look longer than normal. I'd grab it. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-09-2006, 10:50 AM	#95
lhatcher Go, you might meet someone Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 77	9 out of 10 guys like women with big butts, and the 10th guy likes the other 9 guys __________________ Okay it's just me.. be nice, okay?

11-10-2006, 10:28 PM	#102
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	long legs, short legs....once they go pasted my ears, I don't care how far they go. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-07-2006, 03:09 AM	#92
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Silly goose, its not a flabby arse. If I happened to be into female butts, I would definitely comment that you had a hot arse and do the drooly smiley I'm like male arses, but I am happy to say you have a nice arse for a fellow chick

11-09-2006, 11:29 AM	#96
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847

11-09-2006, 08:31 PM	#99
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	well crap - no wonder my arse isnt getting any action

11-14-2006, 10:40 AM	#104
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	What the heck was he bullying her for? __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

11-14-2006, 01:00 PM	#105
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	she was a sales clerk, and i had her ring out some stuff for me. i worked at night unloading semi's. perfectly legit, receipt to match... he didn't like me and took her in and accused her of stealing stuff, threatened her with arrest for theft unless she told them that i did it. kept her for several hours. she called me after they finally let her go and told me about it. i went down there with the receipt and called the store manager, the HR manager, and showed them the receipt so they thought the situation was settled. i told them it was just getting started. they had two choices, either they put out a formal apology stating that the security guard was an asshat and my sister did nothing wrong or i would end his career. they laughed at me and told me to leave. two weeks later the security guard was mysteriously arrested after they received a tip that he was stealing things. he was so confident that he let them search his car... til they found a case of ralph lauren stuff in his trunk. dumb bastard, picking on a little girl to feel tough... *should also point out that he didn't like me because i removed him from the bar i worked at for being offensive. he got stupid and ended up embarrassing himself and his friends. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

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