The Ultimate Survivor

Nothing But Net · 11-20-2004, 07:12 AM

How I would take Falluja.

Drop $50 million in the center of Falluja. Doesn't have to be the actual money, only a symbol. Arrange teams of Montana Militia, South Central Bloods (and Crips, natural animosities will help the drama), assorted 'Dirty Dozen' types (the ones who actually hit their targets when they shot at them), even old Bay of Pigs vets who want another chance. Six to eight men and/or women per team. Tribe names like Amazon Women. The Gay Brigade. Ocean's 7. There will need to be hundreds of teams. Start them off from the outskirts and work in. Marines supply rear sweeps and security only. Make sure Jeff Probst is embedded with the most macho team, and taken out early. First team that gets to the money wins all.

It's a sure-fire hit.

Undertoad · 11-20-2004, 07:20 AM

Tribe names like Amazon Women. The Gay Brigade. Ocean's 7. The Indiana Pacers.

slang · 11-20-2004, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Nothing But Net

Tribe names like Amazon Women.

There is a team of RuralPaFatBastards that would like in on that deal. And man....can they shoot!

xoxoxoBruce · 11-21-2004, 04:50 PM

And all those out of work hockey teams.

11-20-2004, 07:12 AM	#1
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	The Ultimate Survivor How I would take Falluja. Drop $50 million in the center of Falluja. Doesn't have to be the actual money, only a symbol. Arrange teams of Montana Militia, South Central Bloods (and Crips, natural animosities will help the drama), assorted 'Dirty Dozen' types (the ones who actually hit their targets when they shot at them), even old Bay of Pigs vets who want another chance. Six to eight men and/or women per team. Tribe names like Amazon Women. The Gay Brigade. Ocean's 7. There will need to be hundreds of teams. Start them off from the outskirts and work in. Marines supply rear sweeps and security only. Make sure Jeff Probst is embedded with the most macho team, and taken out early. First team that gets to the money wins all. It's a sure-fire hit.

11-21-2004, 04:50 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	And all those out of work hockey teams. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-20-2004, 07:20 AM	#2
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Tribe names like Amazon Women. The Gay Brigade. Ocean's 7. The Indiana Pacers.

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