mail ordering a rock

where are the fnords · 03-20-2009, 06:17 AM

Thursday March 19, 2009
Stephen Colbert
asked his audience to play a game of
ROCK paper scissors

his studio address is the following
733 11Th Avenue -><- New York, NY 10019-5051

if you send your rock now, it should arrive in time for fools day

Shawnee123 · 03-20-2009, 10:38 AM

I don't get it. Besides, I only play Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock.

03-20-2009, 11:59 AM

Hmmm if I do any shipping today or tomorrow I'll be sure to send him a rock.

lumberjim · 03-20-2009, 12:13 PM

what size rock would you recommend?

Trilby · 03-20-2009, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

what size rock would you recommend?

What size rock do you have?

lumberjim · 03-20-2009, 12:15 PM

oh! a regular rock!

nevermind

Trilby · 03-20-2009, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

oh! a regular rock!

nevermind

See? You've answered your own question.

ZenGum · 03-22-2009, 07:50 PM

... and a bag of gravel ...

motown01 · 03-23-2009, 04:26 AM

I wonder how the postal service feels about people sending rocks in the mail

03-23-2009, 10:53 AM

You can actually stick the address label and the postage directly on the rock, FYI.

Sundae · 03-23-2009, 11:12 AM

If'n you got money to send a rock, you got $ to send me treats.
Just sayin'
Cos I got grief re offering to send treats to Merkins.
Issue resolved, FTR

lumberjim · 03-23-2009, 11:12 AM

why send a rock and not just a piece of paper?...cuz he'll punch you in the face

Quote:

Originally Posted by S. COLBERT

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there’s no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this with people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

LabRat · 03-23-2009, 12:06 PM

If someone could please send me this rock ASAP, I'd be willing to cover the extra postage. TIA.

Clodfobble · 03-23-2009, 02:42 PM

Huh. It looks like that big shoulder tattoo ought to be visible in the picture on the left. I wonder if they really are before-and-after shots, or if he routinely covers it up with makeup?

LabRat · 03-24-2009, 08:57 AM

That is a relatively recent tattoo. Here is the history and supposed meaning, if you are interested. But more importantly, linkie has more pics

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03-20-2009, 06:17 AM	#1
where are the fnords Disorderly Orderly Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 52	mail ordering a rock Thursday March 19, 2009 Stephen Colbert asked his audience to play a game of ROCK paper scissors his studio address is the following 733 11Th Avenue -><- New York, NY 10019-5051 if you send your rock now, it should arrive in time for fools day

03-20-2009, 10:38 AM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I don't get it. Besides, I only play Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock. Attached Images __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 03-20-2009 at 10:47 AM. Reason: explanation

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03-20-2009, 12:15 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	oh! a regular rock! nevermind __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-22-2009, 07:50 PM	#8
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	... and a bag of gravel ... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-20-2009, 11:59 AM	#3
Tiki Guest Posts: n/a	Hmmm if I do any shipping today or tomorrow I'll be sure to send him a rock.

03-23-2009, 04:26 AM	#9
motown01 Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: umgd Posts: 10	I wonder how the postal service feels about people sending rocks in the mail

03-23-2009, 10:53 AM	#10
Tiki Guest Posts: n/a	You can actually stick the address label and the postage directly on the rock, FYI.

03-23-2009, 11:12 AM	#11
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	If'n you got money to send a rock, you got $ to send me treats. Just sayin' Cos I got grief re offering to send treats to Merkins. Issue resolved, FTR __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

03-23-2009, 12:06 PM	#13
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Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Huh. It looks like that big shoulder tattoo ought to be visible in the picture on the left. I wonder if they really are before-and-after shots, or if he routinely covers it up with makeup? __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

03-24-2009, 08:57 AM	#15
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	That is a relatively recent tattoo. Here is the history and supposed meaning, if you are interested. But more importantly, linkie has more pics . Attached Images __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within. Last edited by LabRat; 03-24-2009 at 09:05 AM.

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