My Christmas Greeting

Big Sarge · 12-04-2008, 08:30 AM

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the Western Hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Flint · 12-04-2008, 08:36 AM

You insensitive son-of-a-bitch. My entire family was killed by a Christmas Greeting in the WTC on 9/11.

lumberjim · 12-04-2008, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint

You insensitive son-of-a-bitch. My entire family was killed by a Christmas Greeting in the WTC on 9/11.

you horrible bastard. My whole neighborhood was killed by an insensitive son-of-a-bitch on 9/11 at the WTC!

Treasenuak · 12-04-2008, 10:18 AM

Merry Christmas to you too, Big Sarge :-P

Shawnee123 · 12-04-2008, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint

You insensitive son-of-a-bitch. My entire family was killed by a Christmas Greeting in the WTC on 9/11.

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

you horrible bastard. My whole neighborhood was killed by an insensitive son-of-a-bitch on 9/11 at the WTC!

You dastardly speck of shit, my entire town was obliterated by a horrible bastard in the WTC on 9/11.

lookout123 · 12-04-2008, 10:57 AM

you horrid bitch! everyone I knew was killed by a dastardly speck of shit in the WTC on 9/11!

lookout123 · 12-04-2008, 10:58 AM

oh, and merry christmas sarge.

ghostoflumberjim · 12-04-2008, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

you horrid bitch! everyone I knew was killed by a dastardly speck of shit in the WTC on 9/11!

You insensitive, murderous sheep fucker! I was killed by an horrid bitch on 9/11 at the WTC! ::cries and cries::

Shawnee123 · 12-04-2008, 11:27 AM

Oh, yeah...happy holidays, Sarge!

Beest · 12-04-2008, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

... choice of computer platform,....

This is just going too far,

It's PC gone mad

Trilby · 12-04-2008, 11:50 AM

And a Blessed Yule Season to you all

Shawnee123 · 12-04-2008, 11:57 AM

40 acres and a YULE?

Trilby · 12-04-2008, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

40 acres and a YULE?

That was the agreement, yes. Forty acres and a yule. I couldn't see why you people were so intent, keen even, on getting that damn yule, but, now you have it. It's yours. Clear off, now. Clear off! Little Amaryllis and I will just find some way to survive, now Master's left us for that Ms. Spears woman-whoever she was...Amaryllis and I will be FINE! Yuh heah?! Fine... ...*sob/sob/sob/HEAVE/sob/sob/sob...*

Shawnee123 · 12-04-2008, 12:01 PM

loma! (Laughing off my ass)

Treasenuak · 12-04-2008, 03:08 PM

Wow.... Happy Yule y'all. -shakes head and wonders who cracked out the spiked egg nog already-

12-04-2008, 08:30 AM	#1
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	My Christmas Greeting Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the Western Hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee. (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

12-04-2008, 08:36 AM	#2
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	You insensitive son-of-a-bitch. My entire family was killed by a Christmas Greeting in the WTC on 9/11. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

12-04-2008, 10:57 AM	#6
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	you horrid bitch! everyone I knew was killed by a dastardly speck of shit in the WTC on 9/11! __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

12-04-2008, 10:58 AM	#7
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	oh, and merry christmas sarge. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

12-04-2008, 11:27 AM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Oh, yeah...happy holidays, Sarge! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-04-2008, 10:18 AM	#4
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Merry Christmas to you too, Big Sarge :-P

12-04-2008, 11:50 AM	#11
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	And a Blessed Yule Season to you all __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-04-2008, 11:57 AM	#12
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	40 acres and a YULE? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-04-2008, 12:01 PM	#14
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	loma! (Laughing off my ass) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-04-2008, 03:08 PM	#15
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Wow.... Happy Yule y'all. -shakes head and wonders who cracked out the spiked egg nog already-

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