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11-22-2011, 01:29 PM
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trying hard to be a better person
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Also, today I have 6 hours driving ahead of me as Dad and I are going to visit a relative who is not likely to make it to christmas. He's living in a nursing home about 3 hours drive away, so we're driving down this morning and coming back tonight.
Enjoy your day without me. Hopefully I wont fall asleep at the wheel!
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11-22-2011, 03:22 PM
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Are you knock-kneed?
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Middle Hoosierland
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Do Christians, who would never speak the name of God in vain, type omg?
And why on earth would they be offended that Neil Diamond sings Christmas songs?!! That is all.
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11-22-2011, 07:51 PM
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas
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I got a new* car today!
*new to me
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11-22-2011, 08:01 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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wooT!!!
wtg! and nice ta see ya! Congratulations. white, I see. photographed in a blizzard, right?
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11-22-2011, 09:59 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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11-23-2011, 08:31 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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11-23-2011, 11:14 AM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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11-23-2011, 11:43 AM
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Are you knock-kneed?
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Middle Hoosierland
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I was stupefied. And really saddened. She was a high school friend that I was getting reacquainted with after 30 years. The gap is too huge at this point to continue.
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11-23-2011, 06:15 PM
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas
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Its an 09 Honda Fit with the sports package.
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11-23-2011, 06:15 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Oh so pretty... but why didn't you get the blue one ?
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11-23-2011, 06:23 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Oh Moar, I love those. Great color, too.
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11-23-2011, 06:43 PM
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Back in 10
Join Date: Aug 2008
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The Fit is Go !
 [whatever that means] Nice car!
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11-24-2011, 01:48 AM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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Sweet ride, MTP!
And welcome back! Wowsies, Ducks, Lookout and MTP are back. I'm giving thanks for that! ETA aaaaand I just got a phone call from an old friend I haven't seen in ages. She's visiting from the US, but only as far as Sydney.
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11-28-2011, 11:38 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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Location: West Yorkshire
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WARNING - POO RELATED
NOT SAFE FOR PEOPLE EATING.
Had my first pooper today. He wasn't technically my first (one palmed off and one where I ignored the smell - evil of me I know) but he was the first I got to clean. A. had an accident in the ICT room. I thought I could just get him new underwear and leave him some moist wipes and let him sort it out. Nope. He waited for me in the boys toilet with trousers and pants around his ankles and no attempt at self clean-up. He'd dropped a right load too. My best guess is that he was attempting to squeeze one out silently and followed through, as this hasn't happened before. So I had to get right down there to take his shoes off, then his trousers and finally grab his pants and bundle them into a plastic bag. And then I had to wipe him up myself. Luckily the front was clean, it was just the bott and back of the thighs that were besmirched. As I feared, I did retch, but I have a lousy cold at the moment and I think I turned it effectively into a cough. And only once, although I retched again later retelling the story (to another TA I should say. Oh and then my Mum!) Otherwise I breathed through my mouth and switched my brain off. And yes. I washed, washed, washed and washed my hands. Still, milestone passed.
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