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I was in Mercy, Australia, recently and was served tea made from the hair of a koala bear.
You're kidding! How was it? Oh, it was awful. It was filled with koala hair! Well, you know, the koala tea of Mercy is not strained.
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01-24-2013, 09:53 AM
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Unlike that joke... :groan:
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01-24-2013, 10:12 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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That was the mercifully brief version of the interminable shaggy dog story.
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01-24-2013, 10:32 AM
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*shaggy* dog story? I see what you did t hair.
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01-24-2013, 01:15 PM
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Unfortunately, he has a very tiny weenie. but he would find that funny.
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01-24-2013, 03:58 PM
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Hey, you promised not to tell.
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01-24-2013, 04:06 PM
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He wears tweeds and thinks Shakespearean jokes are teh funneh. did I tell you his wife busted him? Why yes, yes she did.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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01-24-2013, 04:17 PM
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01-24-2013, 04:19 PM
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Quality of mercy is not strained.
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01-24-2013, 04:20 PM
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I got the quality part, but thought "surely there must be something else I'm missing."
so... the joke was just that bad? 
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01-24-2013, 04:25 PM
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Maybe the joke is Shakespeare in Australia.
 Just kidding ladies, I'll give ya a big kiss down-under.
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To shreds, you say?
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01-24-2013, 10:37 PM
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That's how I heard it. Short and sweet. All things considered, I guess I'm glad I didn't have to sit through the long version.
 The real question is: if the quality of mercy is not strained, how do you get the lumps out?
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01-24-2013, 11:04 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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01-26-2013, 02:01 PM
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