Stuff You Can't Do - Page 3

Perry Winkle · 01-18-2011, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

It ain't tea if it's made in a microwave.

What if it's in ice cream? (And incredibly delicious.)

monster · 01-18-2011, 04:04 PM

what about it? if it's real tea, it had to be made properly before it was put into the ice cream. Otherwise it's just a lame, unproperly-brewed excuse for the beverage that is tea.

zippyt · 01-18-2011, 04:22 PM

so in other words it would be Wea

plthijinx · 01-18-2011, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perry Winkle

What if it's in ice cream? (And incredibly delicious.)

mmmmm blue bell ice cream the best in the country imo.

Shawnee123 · 01-18-2011, 04:59 PM

I can't do that voodoo that you do so well.

Clodfobble · 01-18-2011, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

if it's real tea, it had to be made properly before it was put into the ice cream. Otherwise it's just a lame, unproperly-brewed excuse for the beverage that is tea.

But... but... what if you're only using the microwave to boil the water, and you add the teabag after it comes out? Boiling water is boiling water, right?

monster · 01-18-2011, 08:38 PM

Nope. Can you actually get water to boil in a microwave, like really boil? It always "explodes" in ours. Teabag tea is also borderline.

monster · 01-18-2011, 08:38 PM

You can't..... give yourself a BJ. Can you?

footfootfoot · 01-18-2011, 09:02 PM

You can't kiss your own elbow.

footfootfoot · 01-18-2011, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

You can't..... give yourself a BJ. Can you?

NSFW

wolf · 01-18-2011, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

Nope. Can you actually get water to boil in a microwave, like really boil? It always "explodes" in ours. Teabag tea is also borderline.

Put the mug in for 2:30. You might have microbubbles, but it will be boiling.

(adjust time downward for less than a mug of water. In fact, consider hitting that "beverage" button you don't use for the correct timing for your power level)

Just don't put the teabag in the water in the microwave.

It will be as much tea as any bagged tea be.

I tend to heat my tea water on the stove, and use loose tea in either my 2 cup or 4 cup glass pots.

I went to glass because I have some of those chrysanthemum teas that bloom when you pour the water on them, and I like to watch.

zippyt · 01-18-2011, 09:31 PM

Bace ball or Basket ball , Im WAAAAAY to much of a Spaz !!

monster · 01-18-2011, 09:49 PM

you need a tea kettle.

Crysanthemum tea? sacrelidge. (sp) that's not tea. I heard that you weren't supposed to use boiling water for those herbal/floral pseudo teas anyway.

Flint · 01-18-2011, 10:40 PM

You can't convince me that you exist.

You can't prove that trees don't think.

You can't buttƒuck yourself in the mouth.

SamIam · 01-18-2011, 11:39 PM

You can't put your cat in the microwave to dry it off.

01-18-2011, 04:04 PM	#32
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	what about it? if it's real tea, it had to be made properly before it was put into the ice cream. Otherwise it's just a lame, unproperly-brewed excuse for the beverage that is tea. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-18-2011, 04:22 PM	#33
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	so in other words it would be Wea __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

01-18-2011, 04:59 PM	#35
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I can't do that voodoo that you do so well. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-18-2011, 08:38 PM	#37
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Nope. Can you actually get water to boil in a microwave, like really boil? It always "explodes" in ours. Teabag tea is also borderline. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-18-2011, 08:38 PM	#38
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	You can't..... give yourself a BJ. Can you? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-18-2011, 09:02 PM	#39
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01-18-2011, 09:31 PM	#42
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Bace ball or Basket ball , Im WAAAAAY to much of a Spaz !! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

01-18-2011, 09:49 PM	#43
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you need a tea kettle. Crysanthemum tea? sacrelidge. (sp) that's not tea. I heard that you weren't supposed to use boiling water for those herbal/floral pseudo teas anyway. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-18-2011, 10:40 PM	#44
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	You can't convince me that you exist. You can't prove that trees don't think. You can't buttƒuck yourself in the mouth. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

01-18-2011, 11:39 PM	#45
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	You can't put your cat in the microwave to dry it off.

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