Important Info for Guys

Big Sarge · 07-30-2014, 05:42 PM

Big Sarge · 07-30-2014, 05:44 PM

BTW, most of the Cellar women are in the Danger Zone.

orthodoc · 07-30-2014, 10:49 PM

Sarge, this is unworthy of you.

What about the men who are strippers, hairdressers, and otherwise in the Crazy Zone?

Actually, this graph and video are invaluable for women. Just imagine the guy who starts out in the Fun Zone but later shows himself to be in the Crazy Zone. We women definitely do not want to even invite this guy to meet our friends, much less take him home for Thanksgiving.

How about just meeting people and seeing whether you like them (him/her)? Spending some time and doing things you both (hopefully) enjoy, and then re-evaluating?

How revolutionary is that?

Big Sarge · 07-31-2014, 12:12 AM

i've kind of thought about naked dating after watching a couple of episodes. seems like a good way to see the real package. spanx should be outlawed for fostering false advertising

i meant the danger zone as a compliment for the cellar women. we have so many beautiful women on here but most of them seem like the type to get a knife out when you are asleep if they are mad at you. you know as in bobbit

orthodoc · 07-31-2014, 12:23 AM

You've been keeping bad company, Sarge. But then, most of us us have.

Aliantha · 07-31-2014, 12:25 AM

Hey, my husband is still alive...against the odds maybe. Haha

DanaC · 07-31-2014, 04:50 AM

He's being a rascal again.

:p

Lola Bunny · 07-31-2014, 08:03 AM

"If that girl is smoking hot and she's a 2, 3 crazy, she's a dude. That girl is a TRAN."

Now, let's see where I am on the chart.

I don't know how that guy did the whole presentation without cracking up.

sexobon · 07-31-2014, 10:32 PM

You, this is me. I read you five by five.

Big Sarge · 08-01-2014, 01:42 AM

I will admit there is one possible unicorn on here. I won't name names because some of the others are so bat shit crazy it might endanger my life. Yep they are hotties, but they are bat shit crazies.

Naturally, I am just going by what Gravdigr told me about y'all

Lola Bunny · 08-02-2014, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon

You, this is me. I read you five by five.

Thank you.

Do you do ham radio by any chance, Sexobon?

Lola Bunny · 08-02-2014, 04:16 PM

By the way, I asked my bf to rate me. Yes, he answered carefully.

Said I am a 10 on the hotness level (good boy, hihi). As for crazy scale, said I'm a 5 since I don't seem too crazy, hehe.

lumberjim · 08-02-2014, 04:45 PM

Things change. People change. I married a 8 on the hotness, 4 crazy. I divorced a 6h/8c.

She would, no doubt say the same thing.

Subjective is s subjective does.

sexobon · 08-02-2014, 05:29 PM

According to the Hot/Crazy Matrix, that would put her in the Danger Zone. Sounds like someone I'd like to take for a test ride:

Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity

Highway to the Danger Zone
Gonna take it right into the Danger Zone
Highway to the Danger Zone
Ride into the Danger Zone

Lola Bunny · 09-03-2014, 06:42 PM

I was going to show the video to my friend and found out that the video's been removed. Awwwww........

07-30-2014, 05:42 PM	#1
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Important Info for Guys __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

07-30-2014, 05:44 PM	#2
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	BTW, most of the Cellar women are in the Danger Zone. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

07-30-2014, 10:49 PM	#3
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Sarge, this is unworthy of you. What about the men who are strippers, hairdressers, and otherwise in the Crazy Zone? Actually, this graph and video are invaluable for women. Just imagine the guy who starts out in the Fun Zone but later shows himself to be in the Crazy Zone. We women definitely do not want to even invite this guy to meet our friends, much less take him home for Thanksgiving. How about just meeting people and seeing whether you like them (him/her)? Spending some time and doing things you both (hopefully) enjoy, and then re-evaluating? How revolutionary is that? __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

07-31-2014, 12:12 AM	#4
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	i've kind of thought about naked dating after watching a couple of episodes. seems like a good way to see the real package. spanx should be outlawed for fostering false advertising i meant the danger zone as a compliment for the cellar women. we have so many beautiful women on here but most of them seem like the type to get a knife out when you are asleep if they are mad at you. you know as in bobbit __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

07-31-2014, 12:23 AM	#5
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	You've been keeping bad company, Sarge. But then, most of us us have. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

07-31-2014, 12:25 AM	#6
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Hey, my husband is still alive...against the odds maybe. Haha __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

07-31-2014, 08:03 AM	#8
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	"If that girl is smoking hot and she's a 2, 3 crazy, she's a dude. That girl is a TRAN." Now, let's see where I am on the chart. I don't know how that guy did the whole presentation without cracking up.

07-31-2014, 10:32 PM	#9
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	You, this is me. I read you five by five.

08-01-2014, 01:42 AM	#10
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I will admit there is one possible unicorn on here. I won't name names because some of the others are so bat shit crazy it might endanger my life. Yep they are hotties, but they are bat shit crazies. Naturally, I am just going by what Gravdigr told me about y'all __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

08-02-2014, 04:16 PM	#12
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	By the way, I asked my bf to rate me. Yes, he answered carefully. Said I am a 10 on the hotness level (good boy, hihi). As for crazy scale, said I'm a 5 since I don't seem too crazy, hehe.

08-02-2014, 04:45 PM	#13
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Things change. People change. I married a 8 on the hotness, 4 crazy. I divorced a 6h/8c. She would, no doubt say the same thing. Subjective is s subjective does. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-02-2014, 05:29 PM	#14
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	According to the Hot/Crazy Matrix, that would put her in the Danger Zone. Sounds like someone I'd like to take for a test ride: Out along the edges Always where I burn to be The further on the edge The hotter the intensity Highway to the Danger Zone Gonna take it right into the Danger Zone Highway to the Danger Zone Ride into the Danger Zone

09-03-2014, 06:42 PM	#15
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	I was going to show the video to my friend and found out that the video's been removed. Awwwww........

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