Super Glue, Nail polish & 1 Unlucky Man

bigw00dy · 11-03-2005, 11:16 AM

SAFE FOR WORK

OUCH

barefoot serpent · 11-03-2005, 11:28 AM

still more fun with glue
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/03/to....ap/index.html

Sundae · 11-03-2005, 11:33 AM

Crikey me!

I can't play the video, but by the end of reading it I had my mouth wide open. Hell hath no fury indeed!

glatt · 11-03-2005, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barefoot serpent

still more fun with glue
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/03/to....ap/index.html

The few times I am willing to sit on a toilet seat in a public restroom, I always look at the toilet seat to see how clean it is. How do you miss wet glue smeared all over a seat? Maybe he was having an emergency, but I just don't see how that could happen.

Speaking of Home Depot toilets, I've heard of more than one occasion where kids use the non-functioning display toilets out on the floor. It would suck to be the guy that has to clean that up.

be-bop · 11-03-2005, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

Speaking of Home Depot toilets, I've heard of more than one occasion where kids use the non-functioning display toilets out on the floor. It would suck to be the guy that has to clean that up.

That's true I used to work for a D.I.Y chain and it was a favorite for young kids to take a dump in the display toilets seen it a few times..
Just disconnect from the display take out to the yard and hose well no sweat.

justmehere99 · 11-03-2005, 07:27 PM

Man, that is just wrong!

lumberpoet · 11-03-2005, 07:37 PM

he told her once to go away
but then came by for one more lay
he clearly wasn't thinking straight
his cock she sought to abbreviate
she glued his willy to his tummy
i think you had it coming, dummy

xoxoxoBruce · 11-04-2005, 01:50 AM

Quote:

he told her once to go away
but then came by for one more lay
he clearly wasn't thinking straight
his cock she sought to abbreviate

John Bobbitt, revisited.

Bullitt · 11-04-2005, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by be-bop

That's true I used to work for a D.I.Y chain and it was a favorite for young kids to take a dump in the display toilets seen it a few times..
Just disconnect from the display take out to the yard and hose well no sweat.

Some kid took a dump on the floor of the bathroom at the pool I worked at last summer. Called his dad down and made the kid clean it up then scrub the entire bathroom by hand.. it was glorious.

Amnesiac42 · 11-04-2005, 01:46 PM

i knew a guy who's little brother egged a horse. someone saw him do this, and he had to go apologize to the horse.

be-bop · 11-04-2005, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amnesiac42

i knew a guy who's little brother egged a horse. someone saw him do this, and he had to go apologize to the horse.

Egged a horse,what kind of sick sexual practice is that........

Amnesiac42 · 11-05-2005, 10:39 PM

i nearly died laughing when i pictured in my mind someone throwing an egg at a horse. i imagine the horse just standing there, totally unphased by the egg.

"no sir...i don't like it"

xoxoxoBruce · 11-07-2005, 08:25 PM

No, horses don't like getting hit by anything, especially if they don't see it coming.

barefoot serpent · 11-09-2005, 09:45 AM

Hmmm.. looks like the toilet seat guy is looking for a finger in his chili.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/08/to....ap/index.html

11-03-2005, 11:16 AM	#1
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11-07-2005, 08:25 PM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	No, horses don't like getting hit by anything, especially if they don't see it coming. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-03-2005, 11:28 AM	#2
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	still more fun with glue http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/03/to....ap/index.html

11-03-2005, 11:33 AM	#3
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Crikey me! I can't play the video, but by the end of reading it I had my mouth wide open. Hell hath no fury indeed!

11-03-2005, 07:27 PM	#6
justmehere99 Expectorant Inspector Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Somewhere In Pennsylvania Posts: 31	Man, that is just wrong!

11-04-2005, 01:46 PM	#10
Amnesiac42 just a guy Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: SC Posts: 20	i knew a guy who's little brother egged a horse. someone saw him do this, and he had to go apologize to the horse.

11-05-2005, 10:39 PM	#12
Amnesiac42 just a guy Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: SC Posts: 20	i nearly died laughing when i pictured in my mind someone throwing an egg at a horse. i imagine the horse just standing there, totally unphased by the egg. "no sir...i don't like it"

11-09-2005, 09:45 AM	#14
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	Hmmm.. looks like the toilet seat guy is looking for a finger in his chili. http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/08/to....ap/index.html

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