Woman Has Record Breaking Breasts at 38KKK - Page 3

capnhowdy · 02-05-2009, 06:10 AM

One of those rare occasions where someone CHOOSES to be a freak.

wolf · 02-05-2009, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy

One of those rare occasions where someone CHOOSES to be a freak.

That's really not all that rare.

This woman's particular methodology, yeah, rare, but overall, no.

Trust me on this.

LabRat · 02-05-2009, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Razzmatazz13

Do you have the link to the galleries? I tried to find more photos of her, and failed

PS: ick.

I hate to give her even more press...but here you go..

There is a video too, but it is in Brazilian. At least you can see her walking around with those things. And about 1/3 of the way through there are people poking them, lol.

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Originally Posted by wolf

I thought that Guinness had started a policy of not taking records in stupidly dangerous categories?

Not American, Brazialian. From her website:

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Sheyla takes her craft seriously in that she has had over 18 plastic surgeries, mostly to her breast, but also her nose, lips and buttocks. She is currently at a breast size of KKK. For this, she has been awarded with the Brazilian equivalent of the Guinness Book of World records award.

Good to know she takes this seriously. I mean, what a waste if it was all just in fun.

chrisinhouston · 02-05-2009, 12:53 PM

Brings back memories of this song:

Boobs A Lot
By The Fugs

Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Really like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Down in the locker room,
Just three boys,
Beatin' down the locker room
With all that noise,

Singin' do you like boobs a lot?
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Do you wear your jock a lot?
(Yes, I wear my jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(Got to wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

Well, down on the football,
Football field,
You never can tell
What a heel can wield,

So you gotta wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

If I had a flag-a-long,
(If I had a flag-a-long.)
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If you like boobs a lot, tag along

Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

They're big and round,
They're all around.
They're big and round,
They're all around.

wolf · 02-05-2009, 01:01 PM

Sheldonrs · 02-05-2009, 01:17 PM

I LOVE Rusty Warren! I have one of her albums in my iPod.
I wrote her an e-mail a little over a year ago and she actually answered it! She's retired and living in Hawaii.

wolf · 02-05-2009, 01:20 PM

I started thinking about her as soon as I saw the insane tit woman thread.

wolf · 02-05-2009, 01:22 PM

You know, this thread could have been titled

No Discipline of the Boobie Variety

Cicero · 02-05-2009, 02:01 PM

I want to see this lady running. Out on a jog....I wonder if she has to duct tape them to exercise?

wolf · 02-05-2009, 02:16 PM

I doubt that she engages in much physical activity that involves standing.

Except for standing up afterwards.

lumberjim · 02-05-2009, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

I want to see this lady running. Out on a jog....I wonder if she has to duct tape them to exercise?

big boob tennis?

NSFW!

Nirvana · 02-05-2009, 03:22 PM

Thank goodness there are ladies that make my boobs look small!

What a nightmare! That's insane to pay for that torture!

Radar · 02-05-2009, 08:38 PM

I'm repulsed by fake tits in general, but the women who turn themselves into cartoons are seriously mentally and physically damaged. I highly doubt they nerves reach that far so she can't feel good when you touch them and might not feel anything. It's like surgically attaching a Volkswagen bug to your back.

It's not attractive (except to nutjobs), it's not healthy, it's not practical, and it's not anything to be proud of.

My wife, being from Southeast Asia, doesn't have very large breasts. A lot of Vietnamese women who come to America get breast enhancements to a C cup at the most. My wife asked me if she should get one. I told her she can only get breast implants if she gets them on her back. Otherwise, I'd divorce her.

I like my wife the way she is. If she gets breast implants, they aren't for me. She's looking to upgrade in the husband department.

classicman · 02-05-2009, 08:50 PM

I think enhanced breasts can be very well done or look like 2 melons mounted on a board. There are examples of some very fine work here on teh cellar. Personally, I prefer much smaller ones. What this woman did is just ridiculous.
I cannot say what the feel of the others is like, nor what the woman feels as I have zero experience with them. I think thats a personal choice. Only a woman with them could answer that.

morethanpretty · 02-05-2009, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar

I'm repulsed by fake tits in general, but the women who turn themselves into cartoons are seriously mentally and physically damaged. I highly doubt they nerves reach that far so she can't feel good when you touch them and might not feel anything. It's like surgically attaching a Volkswagen bug to your back.

It's not attractive (except to nutjobs), it's not healthy, it's not practical, and it's not anything to be proud of.

My wife, being from Southeast Asia, doesn't have very large breasts. A lot of Vietnamese women who come to America get breast enhancements to a C cup at the most. My wife asked me if she should get one. I told her she can only get breast implants if she gets them on her back. Otherwise, I'd divorce her.

I like my wife the way she is. If she gets breast implants, they aren't for me. She's looking to upgrade in the husband department.

If she can then she sure as hell should. Why the fuck would you expect her to settle for you, when apparently even you thinks its possible for her to upgrade?

02-05-2009, 06:10 AM	#31
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	One of those rare occasions where someone CHOOSES to be a freak. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-05-2009, 01:01 PM	#35
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	__________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-05-2009, 01:17 PM	#36
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I LOVE Rusty Warren! I have one of her albums in my iPod. I wrote her an e-mail a little over a year ago and she actually answered it! She's retired and living in Hawaii. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

02-05-2009, 01:20 PM	#37
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I started thinking about her as soon as I saw the insane tit woman thread. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-05-2009, 01:22 PM	#38
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	You know, this thread could have been titled No Discipline of the Boobie Variety __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-05-2009, 12:53 PM	#34
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	Brings back memories of this song: Boobs A Lot By The Fugs Do you like boobs a lot? (Yes, I like boobs a lot.) Boobs a lot, boobs a lot. (You gotta like boobs a lot.) Really like boobs a lot. (You gotta like boobs a lot.) Boobs a lot, boobs a lot. (You gotta like boobs a lot.) Down in the locker room, Just three boys, Beatin' down the locker room With all that noise, Singin' do you like boobs a lot? (You gotta like boobs a lot.) Boobs a lot, boobs a lot. (You gotta like boobs a lot.) Do you wear your jock a lot? (Yes, I wear my jock a lot.) Got to wear your jock a lot. (Got to wear your jock a lot.) Jock a lot, jock a lot. (You gotta wear your jock a lot.) Got to wear your jock a lot. (You gotta wear your jock a lot.) Well, down on the football, Football field, You never can tell What a heel can wield, So you gotta wear your jock a lot. (You gotta wear your jock a lot.) Jock a lot, jock a lot. (You gotta wear your jock a lot.) If I had a flag-a-long, (If I had a flag-a-long.) If I had a long flag-a-long, If I had a long flag-a-long, If you like boobs a lot, tag along Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot. (You gotta like boobs a lot.) Boobs a lot, boobs a lot. (You gotta like boobs a lot.) They're big and round, They're all around. They're big and round, They're all around.

02-05-2009, 02:01 PM	#39
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I want to see this lady running. Out on a jog....I wonder if she has to duct tape them to exercise? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

02-05-2009, 02:16 PM	#40
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I doubt that she engages in much physical activity that involves standing. Except for standing up afterwards. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-05-2009, 03:22 PM	#42
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Thank goodness there are ladies that make my boobs look small! What a nightmare! That's insane to pay for that torture! __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

02-05-2009, 08:38 PM	#43
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	I'm repulsed by fake tits in general, but the women who turn themselves into cartoons are seriously mentally and physically damaged. I highly doubt they nerves reach that far so she can't feel good when you touch them and might not feel anything. It's like surgically attaching a Volkswagen bug to your back. It's not attractive (except to nutjobs), it's not healthy, it's not practical, and it's not anything to be proud of. My wife, being from Southeast Asia, doesn't have very large breasts. A lot of Vietnamese women who come to America get breast enhancements to a C cup at the most. My wife asked me if she should get one. I told her she can only get breast implants if she gets them on her back. Otherwise, I'd divorce her. I like my wife the way she is. If she gets breast implants, they aren't for me. She's looking to upgrade in the husband department. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

02-05-2009, 08:50 PM	#44
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I think enhanced breasts can be very well done or look like 2 melons mounted on a board. There are examples of some very fine work here on teh cellar. Personally, I prefer much smaller ones. What this woman did is just ridiculous. I cannot say what the feel of the others is like, nor what the woman feels as I have zero experience with them. I think thats a personal choice. Only a woman with them could answer that. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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