Name that White Trash! - Page 2

lumberjim · 09-15-2005, 07:57 PM

sarcasm? what's that?

Trilby · 09-15-2005, 08:17 PM

Ok--see the pic of Brit with the thong around her ankles? THAT is what makes her White Trash. White Trash is a devotion to a lifestyle, not an economic class.
That is the beauty of it--anyone can aspire to the lifestyle!

capnhowdy · 09-15-2005, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

sarcasm? what's that?

After numerous attempts I never COULD pick her up.

And oh yeah ... don't forget:

COCK
ya gotta love this place!

capnhowdy · 09-15-2005, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by undone

White trash can't afford epidurals-or c sections

APPOLOGY IN ADVANCE

maybe condoms?

how 'bout coat hangers?

Hemlock · 09-15-2005, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

Ok--see the pic of Brit with the thong around her ankles? THAT is what makes her White Trash. White Trash is a devotion to a lifestyle, not an economic class.
That is the beauty of it--anyone can aspire to the lifestyle!

Here is a definition I like (from the Urban Dictionary):
White Trash: a derogatory term and classist stereotype, which is used very broadly and mostly inaccurately used to describe rural, and/or poverty class individuals. (Favored mostly by the Bourgeois masses that watch too much TV.)

capnhowdy · 09-15-2005, 08:56 PM

hey.. don be tawkin bout my ma........

Trilby · 09-15-2005, 09:07 PM

Hemlock: #1) I am Bourgeois. Sorry. It's my lot in life, but I carry on as best I can.

#2) I thought you said you were being sarcastic!

#3) Somebody's pants are on FIRE!

plthijinx · 09-15-2005, 09:49 PM

all i know is my g-string is around my ankles.

Hemlock · 09-15-2005, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

Hemlock: #1) I am Bourgeois. Sorry. It's my lot in life, but I carry on as best I can.

#2) I thought you said you were being sarcastic!

#3) Somebody's pants are on FIRE!

I was being sarcastic

Tonchi · 09-16-2005, 01:44 AM

Can't imagine how it escaped everybody's notice that Kevin Federline is from FRESNO? Does that say it all, or what? Or was everybody being kind to me by not bringing that up and rubbing it in?

Here is something else that nobody has grabbed on to: Britney Dearest is from Louisiana. Born and raised. But unless I somehow missed hearing it, she has not made one comment, statement of sympathy, photo op, or inquiry as to whether everybody she grew up with/married was swept away by Katrina. I find THAT more pathetic than her childish avoidance of any discomfort childbirth might cause.

BigV · 09-16-2005, 01:47 AM

She has been a little pregnant the past couple of week, though, you have to give her that.

Tonchi · 09-16-2005, 01:53 AM

Then I guess Britney wouldn't have been impressed with the 250-lb black woman who went into labor during the hurricane so she swam out the window of her apartment in order to get to the hospital and finish delivering her baby.

09-16-2005, 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tonchi

Here is something else that nobody has grabbed on to: Britney Dearest is from Louisiana. Born and raised. But unless I somehow missed hearing it, she has not made one comment, statement of sympathy, photo op, or inquiry as to whether everybody she grew up with/married was swept away by Katrina. I find THAT more pathetic than her childish avoidance of any discomfort childbirth might cause.

Eh, she feared the wrath of Urbane Guerilla or was it NicotineGun? I get the two of them confused.

Troubleshooter · 09-16-2005, 08:29 AM

There's a saying around here that applies I think.

'You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park our of the girl.'

undone · 09-16-2005, 10:16 AM

Aw, trailer parks can be fun. You get to share your Hamm's with all your neighbors. You can hang your wash out with the neighbor lady. You can cultivate flamingos in the front dirt. Your old man can always find help in the middle of the day from all the other out of work losers to work on his broke down pickup. Wal-mart is just around the corner. You can round up all the neighbor kids, find your best cereal bowl and give dollar haircuts. I don't know why they call it "Hamburger Helper" it does just fine by itself.

09-15-2005, 07:57 PM	#16
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	sarcasm? what's that? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-15-2005, 08:17 PM	#17
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Ok--see the pic of Brit with the thong around her ankles? THAT is what makes her White Trash. White Trash is a devotion to a lifestyle, not an economic class. That is the beauty of it--anyone can aspire to the lifestyle! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum Last edited by Trilby; 09-15-2005 at 08:28 PM.

09-15-2005, 08:56 PM	#21
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	hey.. don be tawkin bout my ma........ __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-15-2005, 09:07 PM	#22
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Hemlock: #1) I am Bourgeois. Sorry. It's my lot in life, but I carry on as best I can. #2) I thought you said you were being sarcastic! #3) Somebody's pants are on FIRE! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-15-2005, 09:49 PM	#23
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	all i know is my g-string is around my ankles. __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

09-16-2005, 01:44 AM	#25
Tonchi Victim of gravity Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hiding in plain sight Posts: 1,412	Can't imagine how it escaped everybody's notice that Kevin Federline is from FRESNO? Does that say it all, or what? Or was everybody being kind to me by not bringing that up and rubbing it in? Here is something else that nobody has grabbed on to: Britney Dearest is from Louisiana. Born and raised. But unless I somehow missed hearing it, she has not made one comment, statement of sympathy, photo op, or inquiry as to whether everybody she grew up with/married was swept away by Katrina. I find THAT more pathetic than her childish avoidance of any discomfort childbirth might cause. __________________ Everything you've ever heard about Fresno is true.

09-16-2005, 01:47 AM	#26
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	She has been a little pregnant the past couple of week, though, you have to give her that. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-16-2005, 01:53 AM	#27
Tonchi Victim of gravity Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hiding in plain sight Posts: 1,412	Then I guess Britney wouldn't have been impressed with the 250-lb black woman who went into labor during the hurricane so she swam out the window of her apartment in order to get to the hospital and finish delivering her baby. __________________ Everything you've ever heard about Fresno is true.

09-16-2005, 08:29 AM	#29
Troubleshooter The urban Jane Goodall Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,012	There's a saying around here that applies I think. 'You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park our of the girl.' __________________ I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. - Aristotle

09-16-2005, 10:16 AM	#30
undone work in progess Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 100	Aw, trailer parks can be fun. You get to share your Hamm's with all your neighbors. You can hang your wash out with the neighbor lady. You can cultivate flamingos in the front dirt. Your old man can always find help in the middle of the day from all the other out of work losers to work on his broke down pickup. Wal-mart is just around the corner. You can round up all the neighbor kids, find your best cereal bowl and give dollar haircuts. I don't know why they call it "Hamburger Helper" it does just fine by itself. __________________ If ignorance is bliss...Why aren't more people happy?

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)