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Old 01-26-2010, 04:50 PM   #1
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Fuck this goddamned day.

Fuck this goddamned day. FUCK this goddamned day. FUCK THIS GODDAMNED DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tried. I tried real fucking hard to turn this day into something. I've been getting slapped in the face and fucked in the ass with every single fucking thing I've done--no no no--TRIED to do today. So fuck it. I'm not doing one more goddamn thing. What's that? You're on fire, and need someone to throw water on you? Fuck you smokey. You're gonna die. Tell my grandma I said hello. And if you go to hell instead, tell everyone I said "Suffer motherfucker." I've had all I can fucking stand. I wish I'd never woke up. The gas heater was the kicker. It quit. And, no, I ain't fixing it. Not today. And not tonight. It's gonna be colder than nun's cunt tonight, too. No fucking heat. But, guess what? I don't give a fuck. The pipes freeze and burst? (Right now)Fuck that too. I'm so far beyond giving a fuck what happens that I can't articulate it.

This fucking funk shouldn't take more than a month to come out of. Fuck!
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Old 01-26-2010, 04:53 PM   #2
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turn the water on to trickle.

and you made two new threads, so you fucked up not doing anything too.

mook.
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Old 01-26-2010, 04:55 PM   #3
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I've been getting slapped in the face and fucked in the ass
At the same time? Is that a donkey punch?
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Old 01-26-2010, 05:02 PM   #4
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oh shit.

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Old 01-26-2010, 05:38 PM   #5
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Old 01-26-2010, 06:32 PM   #6
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perfect timing, Juniper!
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Old 01-26-2010, 09:50 PM   #7
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I thought "fuck today" at about lunchtime. I agree. Wholeheartedly. At about 1:15 p.m. I said, "No this is going to be a great day no matter what". I later retracted that and decided, "Fuck today".

I feel better and today is over. I hope you are feeling better too.

Today has been fucked....Done.
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Old 01-27-2010, 09:13 AM   #8
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Today is a new day and yesterday . . . thankfully is in the past.
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Old 01-27-2010, 09:19 AM   #9
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Must own a Whirlpool Hot Water Heater, FG Model. I got rid of mine about three weeks ago... finally. Damn thing flooded my basement six times over six years.

Whirlpool was actually sued over that POS FG Model. THe lawyers got $2.5 million and everyone who owned one got $60.00 and got to keep the Hot Water Heater.

Hey, Gravdgr... hope things improve. If they don't... well... your screwed.
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Old 01-27-2010, 09:27 AM   #10
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yeah. fuck this day! I've got zits AND I'm not feeling it. I just want to stay home, bond with the couch and watch tv. I DON"T wanna go to skool! I hate that stupid skool!
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Old 01-27-2010, 08:03 PM   #11
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Poor Gravdigr, hope you're feeling better now.
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Old 01-27-2010, 09:02 PM   #12
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I've been getting slapped in the face and fucked in the ass ...
Talk about unintended consequences--this thread gives me a raging boner.
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Old 01-27-2010, 11:33 PM   #13
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that's cuz it hit your e-prostate
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Old 01-28-2010, 12:10 PM   #14
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What's that? You're on fire, and need someone to throw water on you? Fuck you smokey.
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Old 01-28-2010, 03:41 PM   #15
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I'd like to nominate today for this thread.

thank you
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